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2009-11-21T09:24:18-05:00

2009-10-27T06:31:33-04:00

Im sure this has been done alot, but my friend wanted this for his old band and I still wanted to finish it, so I did it anyway. This is for sale, email me. xderekxguidry@yahoo.com

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2009-10-19T04:47:52-04:00

2009-10-13T10:54:19-04:00

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, BROS. THOUSANDS OF FUCKIN’ YEARS AGO, SAMURAI WARRIORS RULED THE EARTH. THEY WERE TOTALLY BADASS. ALL THESE DUDES DID WAS FUCKIN’ PILLAGE AND PLUNDER. THEY FUCKIN’ DESTROYED EVERYTHING IN SIGHT WITH THEIR FUCKIN’ SAMURAI SWORDS AND THEY LIVED TO VIOLATE NATURE. THEY LIVED THIS WAY FOR CENTURIES, UNTIL MOTHER NATURE FINALLY HAD ENOUGH, STOOD UP AND SAID, “FUCK IT! I’M TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT!” BROS, APPEARING IN A LARGER THAN LIFE HUMAN FORM, MOTHER NATURE TOWERED OVER THE TREES AND SUMMONED AN ARMY OF KICK FUCKIN’ ASS TIGERS. THE TIGERS GATHERED AROUND THE HILLSIDE WAITIN’ FOR THEIR INSTRUCTIONS, AND THEN MOTHER NATURE SPOKE TO THEM. “FUCK SHIT UP, MY CHILDREN,” SHE SAID. AND BROS, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID. FOR THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS, THE TIGER CLAN SLASHED AND CHEWED THROUGH EVERY FUCKIN’ SAMURAI WARRIOR IN EXISTENCE UNTIL THERE WERE NO MORE. THE BONES OF EVERY SINGLE WARRIOR WERE LEFT STRIPPED OF MEAT, STREWN THROUGHOUT THE FUCKIN’ LANDSCAPE AND THE RIVERS RAN RED WITH SAMURAI BLOOD. BROS, NOT A SINGLE TIGER WAS HARMED THROUGHOUT THIS MASSACRE ‘CAUSE MOTHER NATURE LET THE TIGERS DRINK HER MILK, MAKIN’ THEM TOTALLY INVINCIBLE AND SHIT. CATS LOVE TO DRINK MILK, BROS. AND THESE BADASS, MOTHER FUCKIN’, BIG CATS GOT ALL THE FUCKIN’ MILK THEY COULD DRINK. STRAIGHT FROM MOTHER NATURE’S SPECTACULAR TITTIES. WHAT YOU’RE LOOKIN’ AT ABOVE IS THE 4TH FIRESTORM DESIGN. IT’S CALLED, “MOTHER NATURE’S MILK” AND IT’S COLLABORATION BETWEEN ME AND KNEIL MELICANO (AKA <a href="http://www.threadless.com/profile/568330/roadkill3d">ROADKILL3D</a>.) THIS CONCEPT WASN’T EASY TO TRANSLATE ON PAPER… BUT ROADKILL3D KILLED IT! LET ME JUST SAY THAT KNEIL IS ONE KICKASS INDIVIDUAL AND THE CARE AND DETAIL HE PUTS INTO HIS WORK IS TOTALLY FUCKIN’ INSANE. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CHECK OUT ALL THE KILLER WORK KNEIL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ON HIS WEBSITE… <a href="http://kneilmelicano.com/"> WWW.KNEILMELICANO.COM</a> ME AND ROADKILL3D WANT TO THANK LITTLEM FOR BEIN’ OUR HOT CHICK MODEL. SHE TOTALLY NAILED THE PHOTO! I ALSO WANT TO THANK KENNY FONSECA AGAIN FOR BEIN’ MY NUMBER ONE BRO AND HELPIN’ ME PHOTOHOUSE THE PRESENTATION PHOTO! SOLID, BROS! - DICK FIRESTORM <a href="http://www.threadless.com/submission/234969/MOTHER_NATURE_S_MILK/showmore,designs">VOTE AT THREADLESS!!!</a>

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MOTHER NATURE'S MILK

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2009-11-21T06:21:14-05:00

2009-11-17T13:13:33-05:00

2009-10-02T20:11:58-04:00

The guy will take you for all you're worth and then some. Get your credits ready people, step right up! FOR SALE! EDIT - SOLD!

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3 Card Monte... IN SPAAAAACE

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2009-11-21T21:56:50-05:00

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2009-11-21T06:30:26-05:00

2009-10-26T21:38:52-04:00

2009-10-01T15:16:11-04:00

2nd tee i did for the all mighty Gallows. go buy it, or eat a bag of shit.

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GALLOWS - VULTUREZ

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2009-11-21T23:18:41-05:00

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2009-11-13T00:25:11-05:00

2009-10-05T15:25:57-04:00

2009-09-18T17:53:17-04:00

She's got a problem, and so do you if you decide to mess with this one. Sometimes however, it's worth a taste. FOR SALE! EDIT- SOLD! evan (at) evanimal (dot) com

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The Fix

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2009-09-13T14:50:20-04:00

2009-09-12T17:25:09-04:00

Tengu are a class of supernatural creatures found in Japanese folklore, art, theater, and literature. Always been fascinated by Japanese culture, so I decided to draw this dude. It's 4 colors and it's for sale, so contact me if you're interested! TomPhilibeck[at]gmail.com

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Tengu Tee - FOR SALE

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2009-11-21T15:47:40-05:00

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2009-10-21T21:24:15-04:00

2009-08-14T11:52:39-04:00

2009-08-13T06:16:43-04:00

obviously i chose the "whoring for $50" drama. you can earn them easily. just do what what must be done. and yes this is ulysses s. grant. make sure to check out <a href="http://www.emptees.com/tees/94341-robocopy-tee-off-round-3-epic-emptees-drama">juds submission</a> too. IT'S ON!

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COME GET SOME! - tee off round 3: epic emptees drama

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2009-11-21T21:34:34-05:00

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2009-09-26T22:55:34-04:00

2009-08-04T09:20:14-04:00

Suck my dick http://www.shirtfight.com/vote/entry/im_a_shark/

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I'm a shark!

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2009-11-21T22:48:42-05:00

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2009-10-01T21:58:10-04:00

2009-08-08T18:38:41-04:00

2009-07-29T05:39:53-04:00

shirt fight vs. destroyer teeoff3 round 1. guy cumin over the n00dz hes got in his possesions while thinkin of some cut3 @rtsy men. lol. hope you guys enjoy..its a little graphic. my bad. lol gimme loves please lol! &hearts;

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noodz!

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2009-11-22T00:46:39-05:00

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2009-11-19T13:42:49-05:00

2009-07-23T02:14:11-04:00

Why would you want 3 wolves when you could 1 unicorn?

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Unicorn!

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2009-11-19T19:44:23-05:00

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2009-10-07T11:34:45-04:00

2009-09-17T08:15:30-04:00

2009-07-11T22:14:13-04:00

designs for 1111. First band to let me go crazy with colors. [8 color limit] Turned out really awesome in my opinion. hope you guys like!

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Eleven Eleven - Engulfed

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2009-11-21T15:31:00-05:00

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2009-05-13T13:37:14-04:00

2009-05-13T13:37:10-04:00

2009-05-12T22:48:50-04:00

I bet a 15 megaton explosion looks beautiful from the right angle. 4 colors

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Tunguska

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2009-10-16T13:42:51-04:00

2009-04-26T14:49:04-04:00

2009-04-21T17:39:32-04:00

What are you looking at Dicknose? http://www.myspace.com/farewell

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Farewell - Give Me a Keg of Beer

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2009-11-21T12:07:27-05:00

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2009-10-25T15:00:25-04:00

2009-03-27T19:30:01-04:00

2009-03-24T10:18:35-04:00

Snubbed by threadless 836 days ago, <a href="http://www.threadless.com/submission/101072/The_Great_White_Whale" target="_blank">GREAT WHITE WHALE</a> Now, finally available at loiterink, <a href="http://www.loiterink.com/sperm-whale/351/" target="_blank">CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE</a>

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Sperm Whale

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2009-11-21T23:21:54-05:00

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2009-08-11T09:44:10-04:00

2009-05-27T22:57:52-04:00

2009-03-09T18:01:45-04:00

finally someone had the mercy to print this..

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skowlshredder

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2009-11-21T15:50:48-05:00

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2009-10-24T10:21:47-04:00

2009-03-17T17:37:14-04:00

2009-02-28T19:11:05-05:00

I think I enjoy doing everything in Illustrator now. For shazle.

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I'm Cuckoo For Coke Puffs!

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2009-11-21T22:51:19-05:00

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2009-10-30T02:38:11-04:00

2009-02-18T00:46:29-05:00

2009-02-09T10:40:39-05:00

THIS IS THE THIRD FIRESTORM DESIGN. IT'S A COLLABORATION BETWEEN ME AND <a href="http://www.aledlewis.com">ALED LEWIS</a>. IT'S CALLED, "HOT ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS." SPECIAL THANKS TO PRISCILLA FOR BEIN' OUR MODEL! <a href="http://www.aledlewis.com/firestorm.html">CHECK OUT THE TEASER TRAILER ALED MADE!</a> <a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3319/3267073548_27c5c7ed28_o.jpg">CHECK OUT A KICKASS BIGASS VERSION OF THE DESIGN HERE!</a> <a href="http://www.threadless.com/submission/196172/HOT_ASIAN_CHICKS_ON_WOLFS/showmore,designs">VOTE FOR THE DESIGN ON THREADLESS, BROS!</a>

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HOT ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS

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2009-11-21T20:44:27-05:00

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2009-09-13T22:40:58-04:00

2009-02-09T13:14:13-05:00

2009-02-08T10:59:00-05:00

Design I did for a local band: <a href="http://www.myspace.com/memoriesofmurder777">Memories of Murder</a>. 3 colors. Hope you like it ;]

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Memories Of Murder - cadaveric moshing posse -

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2009-11-21T21:27:31-05:00

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2009-10-13T11:18:42-04:00

2009-01-14T12:24:57-05:00

2009-01-13T10:55:52-05:00

I CAME UP WITH A BADASS IDEA AND MY BRO SAM SCHUNA DID THE ARTWORK FOR IT. IT CAME OUT SOLID. STICK IT TO THE FUCKIN' MAN, BROS! VOTE FOR THE LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN FOR <a href="http://www.threadless.com/bt#september15">THREADLESS DESIGN OF THE YEAR</a>

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THE LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN

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2009-11-21T07:41:33-05:00

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2009-07-02T14:40:23-04:00

2008-11-12T10:12:57-05:00

This design is inspired by the classic Moby Dick novel. Again, a nautical themed design which I've really been into lately. This is a 2 color design that I plan on printing myself hopefully very soon and putting up on http://strawcastledesign.com.

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Ismael's Grave

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2009-11-21T02:11:02-05:00

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