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Vote on Design by Humans: &lt;a href="http://www.designbyhumans.com/vote/detail/52769"&gt;Dead Fish!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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    <description>This was just one of those straight-outta-the-head designs. One morning there I was, brushing my teeth and blinking a stubbon contact into submission when suddenly WHAMMO: Zebra. Barcode. Bamboo. Do zebras even cohabitate with bamboo? Doubt it. Do the markings of a zebra, in turn, possess any relation to the stripes on a barcode? Visually, well sure, but functionally? Well, maybe, but that&#8217;s only according to some hippologists who beleive that zebras use these markings to recognize one another. (Much as a scanner uses barcodes to differentiate between products) Another theory is that the stripes serve as camoflauge, protecting against predators such as lions who are colorblind and unable to distinguish between a zebra&#8217;s black and white markings and tall blades of grass.

But! This design does make up for its lack of depth with its cryptological message, burried deep in the soil beneath a rich fauna of numeric symbols. Mm! Fauna. No, but seriously, those numbers do actually have some significance, and it isn&#8217;t that hard to figure out. I mean, you shouldn&#8217;t have to like hijack a U-boat or anything. (A cellphone helps)</description>
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    <description>This design is printed on asphalt american apparel tees.. It is a 3 color print done with waterbased inks&amp;#8230;
Shirt was designed to show how the corporate world will turn us all into robots&amp;#8230;

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