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  <description>&lt;b&gt;DO NOT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18!&lt;/b&gt;

The most obscene thing i could think of was Gilbert Godfried's part in the Aristocrats. Here is MY version of the Aristocrats.

This is very much an adult illustration. Do not click it if you are not interested in seeing obscene and sick/gross nudity.

for all you sick mother fuckers that want full detail...

&lt;a href="http://www.byelineclothing.com/thearistocratsFULL.jpg"&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <name>TEE OFF: TOO OBSCENE TO BE VIEWED AT WORK!!! SERIOUSLY: THE ARISTOCRATS!</name>
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      <body>&lt;nsfw&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.byelineclothing.com/obsceneSHIRT.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/nsfw&gt;
</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>If you love this design the FBI and Chris Hansen will visit you personally.

What is seen cannot be unseen.</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;jimmyheartcore said:&lt;/cite&gt; The grandpa looks like John McCain.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

i thought he kinda looked like brian dennehey </body>
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    <comment>
      <body>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vulnper_4IA&amp;feature=related</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;RustyEight said:&lt;/cite&gt; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vulnper_4IA&amp;feature=related&lt;/blockquote&gt;

haha I totally forgot about that, nice.</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg</body>
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      <body>sooo awesome HAHA

sick !!

 no really haha</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>hahah this is wicked i avoided everything obscene hahah
</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>was gonna go to sleep now but I&#180;m staying up so I don&#180;t get nightmares</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HW4mPZmKPM</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;jimmyheartcore said:&lt;/cite&gt; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l_rdSKXji0&lt;/blockquote&gt;

i love that scene so much, it just feels so...awkward...

this is so amazing, i love that there's a "buy artwork" option.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Cole said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;nsfw&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.byelineclothing.com/obsceneSHIRT.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/nsfw&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

this design had me LMAO</body>
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      <body>so gross. but so nice.</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;b&gt;coleblotcky86 (3:56:50 AM)&lt;/b&gt;:  mine has blood shit semen penis cum vagina guts severed limbs bowjobs incest foreskin beastiality child porn anal fisting 
&lt;b&gt;coleblotcky86 (3:56:59 AM)&lt;/b&gt;: .....
&lt;b&gt;coleblotcky86 (3:57:00 AM)&lt;/b&gt;: .piss</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>The first time I saw The Aristocrats I had never seen Bob Saget outside of Full House, you can imagine how much of a rude awakening that was.</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;img src="http://www.familyguyfun.com/images/cleveland.gif"&gt;

&lt;i&gt;"Oh thats just nasty..."&lt;/i&gt;</body>
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      <body>moms nipples are hott!!</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>This is the most epic shit on the face of the planet.</body>
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      <body>haha wtf?</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;heavyprints said:&lt;/cite&gt; This is the most epic shit on the face of the planet.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

wtf? Is it wrong if i think this is awesome!!! haha ....if you print this you should sell it with a free ticket to hell. Amazing job cole! you killed it.</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>fucking. obscene.

it's quite ridiculous that you had to rack your brain for this theme and the competition just sort of ignored it...

just sayin.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;jimmyheartcore said:&lt;/cite&gt; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l_rdSKXji0&lt;/blockquote&gt;

If I was her brother, she could definitely shit in my mouth while I jacked off on our mom.
She is hot!

</body>
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      <body>Hahaha.. Cole for the win. Robin Williams' hairy palms would be proud.</body>
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      <body>Holy shit, theres enough obsenity in this to make up for the lack of it in Heros design. Thats amazing.</body>
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      <body>its only six colors if someone wants to print it :)</body>
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      <body>Ok, i just burnt my grill cheese on the pan.  Thanks for burning my food and eyes.</body>
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      <body>this is probly the funniest thread in emptees EVER</body>
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      <body>Oh my ..dick</body>
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      <body>whoa nellie! cool though.</body>
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      <body> wooow</body>
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      <body>lmao at the boy hugging the guys head and shitting.  That's amazing.</body>
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      <body>mmmm .. this makes me happy!!... it looks like theyre having a blast!</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;heythequickness said:&lt;/cite&gt; lmao at the boy hugging the guys head and shitting.  That's amazing.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

hes getting sucked as well. duh. </body>
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      <body>family fun</body>
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      <body>sick fuck :) i love it.</body>
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      <body>I can Haz wallpaperz??</body>
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      <body>I just set it as my desktop background</body>
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      <body>I need to go wash my eyes.</body>
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      <body>I feel dirty just looking at this...

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;justgeoff said:&lt;/cite&gt; I need to go wash my eyes.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</body>
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      <body>you are a sick motherf......
The censored one looks nice too !</body>
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      <body>christ! you sick bastard</body>
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      <body>good lord this is disturbing.</body>
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