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  <description>It had to happen sooner or later. Perez Hilton, the subhuman who really should take a permanent vacation, has been a fount of hatred, creepiness and ethical depravity for most of what passes for a career in his attention-hungry life. Celebrate karmic justice with this design that serves as a lesson in what happens when you live your life as a spoiled, petty bitch.

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      <body>&lt;img src="http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5084/blackeyedperezblueweb.png" /&gt;</body>
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      <body>ace linework</body>
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      <body>Thanks! It's all hand-drawn and hand-inked (with a brush, mostly), even the lettering (with pen). Check my blog for process images.</body>
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      <body>haha this owns</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;popmonkey said:&lt;/cite&gt; Thanks! It's all hand-drawn and hand-inked (with a brush, mostly), even the lettering (with pen). Check my blog for process images.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

cool man, whats the link?</body>
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      <body>ahaha holy shit.  so goooood

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      <body>&lt;a href="http://pop-monkey.blogspot.com/2009/06/black-eyed-perez.html"&gt;Illustration Blog Entry&lt;/a&gt;</body>
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      <body>Hahaha. Yesssss. 

I can't wait until that ass-face's 15 minutes of fame are up.</body>
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      <body>kick ass line work
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      <body>A hint of the yellow in the background might set it off even more</body>
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      <body>This is hilarious. I want this shirt. </body>
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      <body>LOL! i watched like to much of that video, so this makes me laugh harder!</body>
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      <body>omg yes !!!!!!</body>
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      <body>haaaa</body>
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      <body>I must agree. I think Perez said something terrible about MJ yesterday. What a creep is right. The drawing is great. The green and teal is awesome.</body>
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      <body>very nice line work, you sketched it and then inked it on photoshop? or had it already inked before scannage. anyways its crisp and i likey :) great idea btw! was waiting for something like this! </body>
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      <body>Holy crap, love the illo. Has that Mike Zeck style I loved growing up.</body>
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      <body>YES</body>
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      <body>I read about this here: http://tremendousnews.com/2009/06/23/while-perez-hilton-tweeted-for-help-these-4-people-called-911/ funny!</body>
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      <body>ace</body>
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      <body>wow... killer stroke.... :D</body>
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      <body>nice linework, really digg it</body>
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      <body>fucking A+ style</body>
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      <body>great linework and color</body>
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      <body>i couldn't agree more with the passage.</body>
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      <body>great line work!</body>
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      <body>fuggin' aye man, sweet.  

'Ditto' to what everyone else said...</body>
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      <body>dude, hear hear! Great works!</body>
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      <body>hahahaha!</body>
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      <body>the black eye pees are the worst group ever. we dont have that other bloke over, thanfully it seems. but you can take the lyrical masters (i'm so 2008 (its 2009 love) youre so 2000 and late) back please. boom boom boom was soo 1990's, the fresh prince went there before you pees.</body>
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      <body>Nova, only the coloring is done in photoshop. It's inked by hand with brush (mostly) and pen (lettering).</body>
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      <body>epic win popmonkey.</body>
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      <body>wurd</body>
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