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  <description>A tragic tale of cyber-warfare and betrayal, in a cold-war future that never happened.

Had it run to plan, 'Operation Screaming Fist' would have crippled the Russian defense computers with a sophisicated virus. Instead, Colonel Willis Corto met his fiery doom high above the icy steppes of Siberia.

A single line of William Gibson's 'Neuromancer' speaks volumes. Go on, read the rest.

Printed on beautifully soft American Apparel Sweats. Limited edition of 200.</description>
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  <name>Corto's Crash</name>
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    <comment>
      <body>Good stuff. Do you design all your shirts for the affair?</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>thanks. the actual design is split between myself and my biz partner &lt;a href="http://www.blackgraphic.net/blog"&gt;dave black&lt;/a&gt;. this is one of dave's...

how's the freelance going? props to you man for kicking your day job to pursue the tees. best of luck...</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T05:27:49-05:00</created-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>I love this tee so much much I don't even take it off to fuck.</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T05:35:37-05:00</created-at>
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      <updated-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T05:35:37-05:00</updated-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>I reckon this is your best one yet. 
Must have one! Must have one!</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T05:37:42-05:00</created-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;the-affair said:&lt;/cite&gt; thanks. the actual design is split between myself and my biz partner &lt;a href="http://www.blackgraphic.net/blog"&gt;dave black&lt;/a&gt;. this is one of dave's...

how's the freelance going? props to you man for kicking your day job to pursue the tees. best of luck...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

nice! you guys do a lot of intelligent work. i dig it.

freelancing is awesome dude, it's challenging. the hunt for new work is as exciting as the work itself! still wanting to break into the UK/europe freelance design scene. that's where the exchange rate can really kick in to my advantage hehe. thanks for the encouragement man. good luck to you guys too at the affair and keep those shirts coming. 

by the way, are you guys UK based? been wanting to look for the UK equivalent of craigslist. i keep searching for good UK based freelance design job sites and can't seem to find any good ones. any help would be great man!</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T05:43:17-05:00</created-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>Grey Hoodie Grey Hoodie Grey Hoodie!!!</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T06:30:57-05:00</created-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>william gibson is one of my favourite writers.</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T08:24:23-05:00</created-at>
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      <updated-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T08:24:23-05:00</updated-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>i really like this. don't think i could pay 25 squid for it though (that is like USD600 right now!)</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T08:49:27-05:00</created-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>really dig the texture.</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T09:35:36-05:00</created-at>
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      <updated-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T09:35:36-05:00</updated-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>super nice tee, really love the design. would love to see you making tees for girls too.</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T12:42:13-05:00</created-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>i'd wear it in a diff color!</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T14:30:30-05:00</created-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;njonas said:&lt;/cite&gt; i'd wear it in a diff color!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

what colour were you thinking? we originally designed it in bright red, but then opted to print on a blood red as we thought it fitted better conceptually... anyway we ended up printing it on a bright red sweat instead. check it out

&lt;a href="http://www.the-affair.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.the-affair.com/press/images/corto_h/SiberianH-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T15:19:03-05:00</created-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>right on - i just don't wear red.

it would look good on a charcoal heather, either with black type or even a cream/khaki colored type.  </body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-02-18T15:43:19-05:00</created-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>Great shirt and awesome site , well done </body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2009-06-14T04:48:01-04:00</created-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>This is REALLLYYY SICK.</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2009-06-14T06:20:00-04:00</created-at>
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