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  <description>Keep your friends close. But your enemies closer.

If Machiavelli didn't actually say it in 1513, he sure did mean it. Instead we had to wait till 1974 and Don Coreleone, who was actually far better at getting to the point than poor Niccolo. The Don had none of that flowery Renaissance language getting in his way. Nope, just bullets delivering his point, short and sharp like.

So to cut this short, your enemies can always be counted upon to be just that. Unfortunately your friends sometimes cannot. Just ask anyone who's been in hospital recently.

Printed on beautifully soft American Apparel. Limited edition of 200.</description>
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      <body>simple and well done - good</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>This is tight.</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-02-14T20:19:14-05:00</created-at>
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      <body>I love this dude! And the website's great too. Just wish it wasn't like $45 USD just to buy one...</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;gameyy said:&lt;/cite&gt; I love this dude! And the website's great too. Just wish it wasn't like $45 USD just to buy one...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

yikes!</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;gameyy said:&lt;/cite&gt; I love this dude! And the website's great too. Just wish it wasn't like $45 USD just to buy one...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Jesus jimmyhat Christ!  Is there something I'm missing?  It's a simple 2 color print.  How does it come to $45?</body>
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      <body>not their fault the american dollar is weaaaak.

awesome site.</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;gameyy said:&lt;/cite&gt; I love this dude! And the website's great too. Just wish it wasn't like $45 USD just to buy one...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

alrightok you got it in one... all our costs are in pounds so unfortunately for you guys over the pond, that means we also have to charge in pounds. but thanks for the love either way...</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>i am way more impressed by the site than the shirts.</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-02-15T09:31:34-05:00</created-at>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;alrightok said:&lt;/cite&gt; not their fault the american dollar is weaaaak.

awesome site.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

ah its so weak, what the hell. </body>
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    <comment>
      <body>Sort of a mix of 60's pop/op art, and a corporate logo, but I like it.
BTW people, $45 isn't that bad and the number of colors is meaningless. He's not charging for making screens .Limited editions usually sell for more.</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;chrisrushing said:&lt;/cite&gt; i am way more impressed by the site than the shirts.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

+1</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>I really like this shirt a lot, if I had the money I'd definitely buy it. The website is awesome too</body>
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