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  <description>yea, pretty fucking offensive. sorry.

i loved making it. if that condemns me to hell then lets party when we get there. 


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      <body>bloody hell cole</body>
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      <body>i think its funny as hell (no pun intended) , lighten up dude.</body>
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      <body>I think this is terrible and not even for the whole Jesus getting a BJ thing. Its just not good at all.</body>
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      <body>Jesus Christ.</body>
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      <body>wow...quite possibly the most offensive t-shirt I've ever seen.  I still like the rest of your stuff Cole, but not this...at all</body>
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      <body>I call sloppy seconds.</body>
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      <body>worse than this?


&lt;img src="http://www.byelineclothing.com/obsceneSHIRT.jpg" /&gt;</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Cole said:&lt;/cite&gt; worse than this?


&lt;img src="http://www.byelineclothing.com/obsceneSHIRT.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

nope. about the same.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;JonathanMaloney said:&lt;/cite&gt; Is there a DONT LOVE THIS AT ALL button?&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Laughed out loud.</body>
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      <body>lol at the whiners, epic shirt!</body>
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      <body>Your Mother would be proud.</body>
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      <body>I think you're capable of much stronger artwork.

I am loving this simply because it has offended so many people. 

lolz</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;heavyprints said:&lt;/cite&gt; I think you're capable of much stronger artwork.

I am loving this simply because it has offended so many people. 

lolz&lt;/blockquote&gt;

</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>huh??...</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;heavyprints said:&lt;/cite&gt; I think you're capable of much stronger artwork.

I am loving this simply because it has offended so many people. 

lolz&lt;/blockquote&gt;


oh cool, offending people is the new tiger. I better get on that shit before I miss the bus to cool town.
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      <body>hahahaha wtf. nice man, the crude drawings compliment the lewdness of them both actually. i don't care if it's offensive. got me to look at it and chuckle and say "oh man". </body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;DevinCaldwell said:&lt;/cite&gt; I think this is terrible and not even for the whole Jesus getting a BJ thing. Its just not good at all.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

http://dastardly.bigcartel.com/product/signature-tee
and this is?</body>
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      <body>just ok,..trying too hard on the shock value thing</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;immortalrevenge said:&lt;/cite&gt; just ok,..trying too hard on the shock value thing&lt;/blockquote&gt;

their idea not mine, but thanks, turd. </body>
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    <comment>
      <body>ahaha amazing</body>
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      <body>hahaha this is fantastic
</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Colemadethis said:&lt;/cite&gt; worse than this?


&lt;img src="http://www.byelineclothing.com/obsceneSHIRT.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

The Aristocrats? :)

I like your idea, but the execution leaves much to be desired.</body>
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