2009-10-03T10:01:57-04:00 2009-08-28T09:46:38-04:00 73 2009-02-12T15:47:42-05:00 Oil on canvas scanned in and reworked in a graphics program. true 0 73 13900 41501 You're Ugly 10168 1 2009-11-21T09:19:40-05:00 2544 http://cache1.emptees.com/images/53166/ugly.jpg yes I am and I don't need reminding.... I hate you!!! 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T15:50:13-05:00 370100 9576 2009-02-12T15:50:13-05:00 $5 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T15:50:26-05:00 370101 6100 2009-02-12T15:50:26-05:00 this shirt makes you pretty! anyone who sees it is powerless to its magic. 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T15:50:55-05:00 370102 10168 2009-02-12T15:50:55-05:00 i hate it. 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T15:51:24-05:00 370103 2985 2009-02-12T15:51:24-05:00 because it's true :( 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T15:51:35-05:00 370104 2985 2009-02-12T15:51:35-05:00 nuh you're pretty :( 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T15:58:09-05:00 370112 10168 2009-02-12T15:58:09-05:00 You probably get asked this all the time, but what graphics program do you use? 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T15:58:11-05:00 370113 9347 2009-02-12T15:58:11-05:00 Microsoft® Photoshop® CS4® 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T16:01:34-05:00 370123 10168 2009-02-12T16:01:34-05:00 finally a shirt that I can wear to formal occasions. TY 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T16:06:51-05:00 370135 10512 2009-02-12T16:06:51-05:00 perfection! 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T17:12:42-05:00 370205 5313 2009-02-12T17:12:42-05:00 how much? 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T17:26:03-05:00 370222 881 2009-02-12T17:26:03-05:00 thats what she said... awww :[ 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T18:20:17-05:00 370309 1498 2009-02-12T18:20:17-05:00 how ugly? oh quite! 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T18:45:55-05:00 370336 10168 2009-02-12T18:45:55-05:00 Make the logo bigger. 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T18:48:46-05:00 370337 11323 2009-02-12T18:48:46-05:00 Did I say logo? I meant my breasts. 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T18:48:58-05:00 370338 11323 2009-02-12T18:48:58-05:00 Did I say breasts? I mean your pingping. 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T18:49:10-05:00 370339 11323 2009-02-12T18:49:10-05:00 ...oh look, a box of Junior Mints! 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T18:49:33-05:00 370340 11323 2009-02-12T18:49:33-05:00 It's chocolate, it's mint- it's very refreshing! 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T18:51:09-05:00 370345 11844 2009-02-12T18:51:09-05:00 but I don't WANNA be a pirate! :( 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T18:52:40-05:00 370348 10168 2009-02-12T18:52:40-05:00 <blockquote><cite>spacesick said:</cite> but I don't WANNA be a pirate! :(</blockquote> YOULL WEAR THE PUFFY SHIRT! 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T19:37:19-05:00 370392 8975 2009-02-12T19:37:19-05:00 this is crap does it come in slate? 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T20:42:55-05:00 370457 7336 2009-02-12T20:42:55-05:00 You have no idea how much I hate this shirt. 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T20:48:08-05:00 370466 7755 2009-02-12T20:48:08-05:00 <blockquote><cite>bsweber said:</cite> $5</blockquote> this isnt threadless!! 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T21:04:40-05:00 370477 1698 2009-02-12T21:04:40-05:00 Love the line work in this. Do you use a tablet? 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T21:41:28-05:00 370496 10474 2009-02-12T21:41:28-05:00 it sure as hell BETTER come in slate, god dammit! I hate this shirt too. 5$ 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T21:41:32-05:00 370497 10168 2009-02-12T21:41:32-05:00 whats happening? 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T21:44:38-05:00 370498 1541 2009-02-12T21:44:38-05:00 everything. 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T22:09:42-05:00 370512 10168 2009-02-12T22:09:42-05:00 your line work is sick! 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T22:53:02-05:00 370550 1225 2009-02-12T22:53:02-05:00 Loved IMMEDIATELY. 13900 Tee 2009-02-12T23:19:42-05:00 370580 5537 2009-02-12T23:19:42-05:00 lol seinfeld references galore 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T00:12:40-05:00 370608 9181 2009-02-13T00:12:40-05:00 thanks dudes! I wasn't sure if my style would fly here, but I guess practice and craftsmanship pay off no matter where you find yourself! 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T00:13:18-05:00 370609 10168 2009-02-13T00:13:18-05:00 well the thing is.. this was executed superbly, though I am sure this is a rip.... but I'll let it fly for the superb attention to detail and style pointz. 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T00:23:08-05:00 370613 2870 2009-02-13T00:23:08-05:00 this is a joke... right? 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T00:39:52-05:00 370621 10434 2009-02-13T00:39:52-05:00 thanks, killer napkins! :D some of the elements might look familiar because I nabbed them out of the "This is a Joke... Right?" vector pack I recently licensed from Spacesick Industries. 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T00:59:01-05:00 370634 10168 2009-02-13T00:59:01-05:00 i just unloved this for bad kerning 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T01:11:56-05:00 370637 7336 2009-02-13T01:11:56-05:00 aww nuts! I knew I shouldn't have just set it to auto. :( 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T01:26:34-05:00 370654 10168 2009-02-13T01:26:34-05:00 That eye looks so real. I can't believe it! 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T01:40:55-05:00 370674 3501 2009-02-13T01:40:55-05:00 this spacesick guy has talent coming out the wazoo 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T02:40:39-05:00 370710 10983 2009-02-13T02:40:39-05:00 wonderful... 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T03:26:11-05:00 370750 9857 2009-02-13T03:26:11-05:00 this is honestly, the best thing i've seen in a while i mean this has more than totd written on it. it speaks the truth 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T04:35:30-05:00 370783 9210 2009-02-13T04:35:30-05:00 no you're ugly 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T04:40:09-05:00 370785 11807 2009-02-13T04:40:09-05:00 I'd wear it inside-out, because I'm ugly on the inside. 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T04:43:49-05:00 370788 10513 2009-02-13T04:43:49-05:00 thanks so much, guys! I'm currently weighing offers from several clothing lines and high-profile boutiques, but I'm really just waiting for the perfect home for this little fella. 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T06:01:41-05:00 370839 10168 2009-02-13T06:01:41-05:00 <blockquote><cite>loren said:</cite> this is a joke... right?</blockquote> no. 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T07:06:20-05:00 370872 8921 2009-02-13T07:06:20-05:00 <blockquote><cite>alexcampbellart said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>loren said:</cite> this is a joke... right?</blockquote> no.</blockquote> nono 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T07:35:35-05:00 370892 3643 2009-02-13T07:35:35-05:00 p.s. spacesick, check my poop shirt. we should collab sometime. 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T08:41:11-05:00 370925 8921 2009-02-13T08:41:11-05:00 You're hillarious. 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T09:40:05-05:00 370948 6917 2009-02-13T09:40:05-05:00 I re-loved this for the bad kerning 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T12:34:15-05:00 371138 7336 2009-02-13T12:34:15-05:00 Amazing colors! The most life-like eye I've ever seen on a tee. You must have torn your own eye from your head and scaned it into the computer to get it so realistic. 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T12:44:34-05:00 371149 9590 2009-02-13T12:45:43-05:00 <blockquote><cite>SKUMMIE said:</cite> Amazing colors! The most life-like eye I've ever seen on a tee. You must have torn your own eye from your head and scaned it into the computer to get it so realistic.</blockquote> that too. and the smoothness of the lineart is stunning! 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T13:16:51-05:00 371179 3643 2009-02-13T13:16:51-05:00 the correct "you're" +1 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T13:28:47-05:00 371191 1368 2009-02-13T13:29:00-05:00 <blockquote><cite>Benjamin Lande said:</cite> the correct "you're" +1</blockquote> that's why i loved it 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T13:57:25-05:00 371221 9851 2009-02-13T13:57:25-05:00 I'd wear this. Because it's pretty much what I think of everyone I meet. I'm not concieted, i'm just a dick. 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T14:16:58-05:00 371254 2351 2009-02-13T14:16:58-05:00 i punch myself in the dick everytime i come back and look at this because im jealous of your intense skills. 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T14:43:36-05:00 371309 8975 2009-02-13T14:43:36-05:00 <blockquote><cite>dylanmaker. said:</cite> i punch myself in the dick everytime i come back and look at this because im jealous of your intense skills.</blockquote> HAHAHA 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T16:00:17-05:00 371386 9455 2009-02-13T16:00:17-05:00 awesome! thanks guys! and dylanmaker, don't forget to bite down on a leather strap or wooden spoon when you punch yourself in the dick. that's a precautionary measure most folks just ignore. be safe, people! 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T16:15:15-05:00 371396 10168 2009-02-13T16:16:08-05:00 This is awesome. Of course this would have to be printed in "simulated process" to capture all the great details and craftsmanship! 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T17:15:15-05:00 371452 6099 2009-02-13T17:15:15-05:00 I know, right? I tried cutting the color separations down to 6 or 7, but there's really no point. 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T17:47:11-05:00 371476 10168 2009-02-13T17:47:11-05:00 YEEEEEEZ! 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T18:08:52-05:00 371506 3248 2009-02-13T18:08:52-05:00 <blockquote><cite>spacesick said:</cite> I know, right? I tried cutting the color separations down to 6 or 7, but there's really no point.</blockquote> no way, that's just stupid. you want to do 10 color spot process to capture the highlights and shadows. simulated process would just be silly... anyway, I really like the line work in this. and the eye movement is amazing, I mean you start with the non-linear perspective and work your way to the negative white space, its genius. is this late Renaissance inspired or Baroque? I definitely see some Rococo in there. 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T19:26:20-05:00 371550 10592 2009-02-13T19:26:20-05:00 hahahahahahaha 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T21:51:47-05:00 371632 8767 2009-02-13T21:51:47-05:00 my face melted. 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T21:58:00-05:00 371641 997 2009-02-13T21:58:00-05:00 You're gonna be a star man! 13900 Tee 2009-02-13T22:13:54-05:00 371650 7276 2009-02-13T22:13:54-05:00 thanks peeps! hilukasz - hey thank you! I really couldn't say what my influences here were. I lived with my college life drawing professor at her Colorado home last summer, and she granted me permission to just let loose artistically for a few months. this is one of the pieces that came out of what she calls my "Outrospective Unprojection Period". it was a very sexually-charged summer. 13900 Tee 2009-02-14T06:29:28-05:00 371797 10168 2009-02-14T06:29:28-05:00 <blockquote><cite>heavyprints said:</cite> my face melted.</blockquote> 13900 Tee 2009-02-14T10:14:22-05:00 371857 7534 2009-02-14T10:14:22-05:00 i like this new pixel art 13900 Tee 2009-02-14T13:01:17-05:00 371911 4511 2009-02-14T13:01:17-05:00 I just saw that you're soon to be an alumni. Now there's nowhere safe to hide from you! :( 13900 Tee 2009-02-14T14:28:17-05:00 371980 11886 2009-02-14T14:28:17-05:00 Oh, and congrats. 13900 Tee 2009-02-14T14:28:42-05:00 371981 11886 2009-02-14T14:28:42-05:00 Despite being scolded by you I refuse to give this any love until I also see the occult burger tee (completed!) on Emptees. Until then I have locked up all the love in my fanny pack. 13900 Tee 2009-02-15T02:08:26-05:00 372337 11886 2009-02-15T02:08:26-05:00 I love it twice!! Spacesickkk!!!! 13900 Tee 2009-02-17T12:19:47-05:00 374638 11849 2009-02-17T12:19:47-05:00 hhaa ^_^ 13900 Tee 2009-02-17T16:31:09-05:00 374778 10564 2009-02-17T16:31:09-05:00 haha thanks guy-z-z-z-z! 13900 Tee 2009-04-06T00:19:19-04:00 428031 10168 2009-04-06T00:19:19-04:00 i love it ! 13900 Tee 2009-08-28T09:46:38-04:00 2212851 41501 2009-08-28T09:46:38-04:00