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    <body>http://wave.google.com/

what are your thoughts. revolutionary or all hype?

</body>
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    <title>Google Wave</title>
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    <body>so The Bouncing Souls put my roommates band on their Home For The Holidays show. it's a pretty big deal every year. We are all real stoked. who can i expect to see in December? 

The band is The Night Brigade. 
http://www.myspace.com/thenightbrigademusic

i did all the art for the myspace and 10 inch. 
it's always so sweet to see your friends bands become successful. 

&lt;img src="http://www.bouncingsouls.com/images_news/homeholidays09.jpg" /&gt;</body>
    <commented-at type="datetime">2009-10-19T21:59:47-04:00</commented-at>
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    <title>Jersey Bouncing Souls fans</title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-08T03:59:26-05:00</updated-at>
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    <body>This site reminds me of Florida. A lot!!

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/index.php

</body>
    <commented-at type="datetime">2009-10-09T19:27:44-04:00</commented-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2009-08-27T14:43:09-04:00</created-at>
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    <title>People Of Walmart</title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-07T19:18:26-05:00</updated-at>
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    <body>because they sound like shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuHIYAyAH_M"</body>
    <commented-at type="datetime">2009-10-08T11:53:42-04:00</commented-at>
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    <title>Glad i didnt buy Blink tickets</title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-07T20:08:42-05:00</updated-at>
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    <body>Show your American Pride

&lt;img src="http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs102.snc1/4880_92824356246_500396246_2118117_7764566_n.jpg" /&gt;</body>
    <commented-at type="datetime">2009-09-19T13:46:45-04:00</commented-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2009-06-29T19:45:27-04:00</created-at>
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    <title>USA!!</title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-08T04:34:47-05:00</updated-at>
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    <body>so i know a lot of you out there and definitely here in the midwest have heard of this band.  im trying to make some extra funds this month. 

email me if you are interested in purchasing this size medium SUPER RARE 504plan shirt with two stickers

&lt;img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/30c9mxc.jpg" /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/ea1vf7.jpg" /&gt;

coleblotcky@gmail.com</body>
    <commented-at type="datetime">2009-08-16T05:46:48-04:00</commented-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2009-06-01T23:19:44-04:00</created-at>
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    <title>504plan package</title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-08T05:24:14-05:00</updated-at>
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    <body>Emerging Fervour did a little interview with me for who knows what reason. She probably wants my nuts.
http://www.emergingfervour.com/2009/07/cole-blotcky-interview/

big whoop. </body>
    <commented-at type="datetime">2009-07-31T22:54:28-04:00</commented-at>
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    <title>big whoop</title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-07T04:23:11-05:00</updated-at>
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    <body>yeah. i was trimming up before the bars and took a chunk outta the stache so i had to chop it off.  

&lt;img src="http://i31.tinypic.com/vngm6x.jpg" /&gt;

i kept the curls. you can buy them. make an offer!!
haha!

&lt;img src="http://i28.tinypic.com/oggyoo.jpg" /&gt;</body>
    <commented-at type="datetime">2009-07-31T00:00:52-04:00</commented-at>
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    <title>Cole the naked faced idiot</title>
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    <body>i spent my last 4 dollars on tacobell today and rent is due next week. please help me out by checking out (and buying) some of these designs that need a home.

i have a couple other that im not posting so if you want to see those send me an email: coleblotcky@gmail.com


&lt;img src="http://cache0.emptees.com/images/182391/electronics_mess_emptees_mock.jpg" /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://cache0.emptees.com/images/175381/viva_la_ganja_emptees_mock_copy.jpg" /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://cache0.emptees.com/images/132121/Vulture_Emptees_Mock_copy.jpg" /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://cache0.emptees.com/images/62414/The_King_of_Darkness_emptees_mock_copy.jpg" /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://cache0.emptees.com/images/97871/Spider_emptees_mock_copy.jpg" /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://cache0.emptees.com/images/53645/scrap_booker_emptees_mock_copy.jpg" /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://cache1.emptees.com/images/39748/Island_Mother_emptees_mock_copy.jpg" /&gt;


you get the idea.
k thanks. 



--------------EDIT----------------

THIS DID NOT WIN AT SHIRTFIGHT SO I NEED TO GET THIS FUCKER SOLD ASAP. SEND ME AN EMAIL

&lt;img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/9rsh95.jpg" /&gt;</body>
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    <title>Effed on rent monies big time</title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-07T19:50:02-05:00</updated-at>
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    <body>is anyone else trying out the beta version?
seems pretty cool. a useful version of twitter that allows uploading of pictures and files. </body>
    <commented-at type="datetime">2009-06-03T22:48:50-04:00</commented-at>
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    <title>Pip.io</title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-08T06:12:34-05:00</updated-at>
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    <body>some footage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw5oJoUYTb8</body>
    <commented-at type="datetime">2009-06-01T17:37:10-04:00</commented-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2009-06-01T15:24:06-04:00</created-at>
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    <title>Kiss is back on tour</title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-08T06:10:55-05:00</updated-at>
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    <body>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com</body>
    <commented-at type="datetime">2009-05-30T13:10:22-04:00</commented-at>
    <comments-count type="integer">31</comments-count>
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    <title>WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A CHILD!?</title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-08T03:23:30-05:00</updated-at>
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    <body>So 
Byeline Design is officially in the works.
the site will officially launch on April 20th

Currently Myself and Dylan Simonds are designing and our good buddy Shwag is coding and doing some administrative work around the office. 

You can check out the logo here
http://byelinedesign.com

Let me hear your input, advice, criticism, whatever you got. 

ps. we are gonna be posting about the process of setting up a firm and our daily work loads. 
http://twitter.com/ByelineDesign</body>
    <commented-at type="datetime">2009-04-30T15:51:41-04:00</commented-at>
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    <title>Byeline Design- LIVE</title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-05T06:22:03-05:00</updated-at>
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    <body>This game is hilariously addicting.
http://picktheperp.com/</body>
    <commented-at type="datetime">2009-04-30T06:05:39-04:00</commented-at>
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    <title>Pick the Perp</title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-08T06:03:13-05:00</updated-at>
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    <body>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/23/naked-wizard-tazered-at-c_n_190502.html

naked wizard refuses to put on his robe.
naked wizard gets tazed like 12 times.
naked wizard doesnt care because everything is beautiful. </body>
    <commented-at type="datetime">2009-04-25T03:16:00-04:00</commented-at>
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    <title>Naked Wizard gets tazed. </title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-05T15:34:40-05:00</updated-at>
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    <body>twitter payed off and showed me one of the best things ever. 

Snoop does ustream and just smokes blunts and listens to music.

its great. 

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/snoop-dogg-live</body>
    <commented-at type="datetime">2009-04-15T03:30:53-04:00</commented-at>
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    <title>Snoop Dog Live</title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-06T18:15:01-05:00</updated-at>
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    <body>so i helped some of my friends do a little printing last night. for a case of beer we enbarked on quite a journey of probably the most jank screen printing i have ever been envolved with. 

here are some pictures from the night.


&lt;img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/coleblotcky/4616816-4d95b708956740b0fc759106fcb.jpg" /&gt;

Curing Shirts over an oven:
&lt;img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/coleblotcky/4617319-32ea1f5402cf409bac615c7429f.jpg" /&gt;

Split Fountain:
&lt;img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/coleblotcky/4617438-4a63f0a204b59e56969d050f1ef.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/coleblotcky/4618008.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/coleblotcky/4618783.jpg" /&gt;


all in all it was an interesting adventure. we just kinda problem solved our way through it. Im sure jimmy is swearing and pulling his hair yelling YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG at the monitor.. but thats okay. the shirts turned out pretty sexy and it was definitely a lot of fun printing again. </body>
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    <title>DIY Drunken Printing Party</title>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-10-27T01:15:31-04:00</updated-at>
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    <body>&lt;img src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg" /&gt;


MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently traveled with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai Hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

full article here:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html</body>
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    <title>SHAM WOW!!</title>
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    <body>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4a4O7kXQo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY0tTewZYmY&amp;feature=related</body>
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    <title>Billy Mays!!!</title>
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    <body>So i have been homeless for a little over 2 weeks back in Illinois. I have run into a little bit of a rough patch. no sympathy necessary. Im starting to run out of monies so I'm gonna sell off all my Byeline shirts for pretty fucking cheap.

10 and 12 dollar shirts. all american apparel.
no discount code needed. 

http://byeline.bigcartel.com/

I'd really like to get rid of all of them because i need the room in my trunk for more important shit. like socks and underwear. so please help me out and pick one up. tell a friend. whatever.

thanks. 
cole. </body>
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    <title>Cole's 50% off Homeless Byeline Sale</title>
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