Emptees is clearly frustrated due to the down economy, exploding whales, and other general maladies. This is a thread to vent your frustrations, but in a positive manner. For example: I strongly dislike you facial hair that I have been acquiring for the month of november, as you make my face slightly itchy at times, and often times cause me to stroke you as if you were a pet dog, cat, or maybe even bear. I accept this, however, and furthermore hold no ill will nor angst against you. Come december though, I will cut you off with a finely honed razor and all you have grown for will come to an end. No worries though, because you will find a new home blocking my drain. 2009-11-04T22:20:52-05:00 21 2009-11-02T13:31:24-05:00 true 0 94621 false false 2802 44251 1 2009-11-21T20:06:47-05:00 572 dear puppy, i love you. i was saddened to hear you ran away from home this morning. i guess the past month of trusting you in the yard without the electric collar was a bad idea. when the neighbor returned you i was happy to see you didn't run away too far. i wasn't very happy that you had dog shit all over your collar and i got it on my hands. fuck you puppy. 94621 Post 2009-11-02T13:37:52-05:00 3092451 14 2009-11-02T13:37:52-05:00 <img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/21ls9iv.jpg" /> 94621 Post 2009-11-02T13:42:46-05:00 3092491 7920 2009-11-02T13:42:46-05:00 dear sketchbook, why have you been pissing me off everytime I open you.. I have good intentions to draw onderous things in you, but you mock me with the way you show me my uninteresting lines and strokes... stop being a bitch and let me draw something interesting asshole... have been in a bit of a slump... :( 94621 Post 2009-11-02T13:46:13-05:00 3092531 2870 2009-11-02T13:46:13-05:00 Dear Immigration law people, I understand your system and see why its in place and I commend you on its complexities. Its complexities mean I am out of pocket and no closer to my wife. Here's to you and my long wait. Thanks 94621 Post 2009-11-02T14:02:22-05:00 3092661 2991 2009-11-02T14:02:22-05:00 My girlfriend of almost 6 years just moved out. Fuck. 94621 Post 2009-11-02T14:04:27-05:00 3092681 9002 2009-11-02T14:04:27-05:00 Dear Mystery Printer, You changed the shades in my design to a solid black. If the band didn't want 4-5 color print, couldn't the shaded area base color been left out? I know there are ways to print the shades cost effectively(is that the word I want?). Even though majority of comments said the black shading was better. So I guess it doesn't even matter, right? Dear Air Compressor, Why did you have to go and break on me. I have a backdrop, album cover,guitar and commissioned painting to do. Damn you to heck. How am I supposed to airbrush with out. (going emo in corner holding compressor) 94621 Post 2009-11-02T14:26:42-05:00 3093001 13406 2009-11-02T14:26:42-05:00 <blockquote><cite>Killer Napkins said:</cite> dear sketchbook, why have you been pissing me off everytime I open you.. I have good intentions to draw onderous things in you, but you mock me with the way you show me my uninteresting lines and strokes... stop being a bitch and let me draw something interesting asshole... have been in a bit of a slump... :(</blockquote> same :( 94621 Post 2009-11-02T14:35:28-05:00 3093131 77501 2009-11-02T14:35:28-05:00 dear people at my day job, FUCK YOU I AM OUT! that is all, thanks you. 94621 Post 2009-11-02T15:05:45-05:00 3093411 8848 2009-11-02T15:05:45-05:00 <blockquote><cite>cryface said:</cite> dear people at my day job, FUCK YOU I AM OUT! that is all, thanks you.</blockquote> i hear that!!!! 94621 Post 2009-11-02T15:11:40-05:00 3093501 9002 2009-11-02T15:11:40-05:00 <blockquote><cite>byskell said:</cite> <img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/21ls9iv.jpg" /></blockquote> that's the exact rage i'm feeling towards one of my coworkers. so yes, fuck you self-righteous, temper tantrum throwing man-child. 94621 Post 2009-11-02T17:09:19-05:00 3095061 12224 2009-11-02T17:09:19-05:00 <blockquote><cite>cryface said:</cite> dear people at my day job, FUCK YOU I AM OUT! that is all, thanks you.</blockquote> p.s. Dear co-worker who is a 50 yr old woman who talks like a baby Die. You are 50 and obviously have mental illness. I sit 5 feet away from you and can hear you humming to yourself and talking to your less-than-a-man boyfriend in baby talk. Stop. Thank you 94621 Post 2009-11-02T17:17:34-05:00 3095191 9002 2009-11-02T17:18:05-05:00 Dear town I live in, I cannot wait to get the shi' outta here and go home for the weekend!! 94621 Post 2009-11-03T02:11:43-05:00 3100241 3005 2009-11-03T02:11:43-05:00 Dear laws of gravity, Why do you have to exist and limit my abilities to do great things? I despise thee for that! May you BURN IN A FIREY PIT OF DOOOOM! 94621 Post 2009-11-03T02:15:21-05:00 3100271 51261 2009-11-03T02:15:21-05:00 Dear alphabet give Ameeee her t back so she can have a proper shit. 94621 Post 2009-11-03T02:23:01-05:00 3100351 506 2009-11-03T02:23:12-05:00 Haha, I'm all about saying shi' now! 94621 Post 2009-11-03T02:30:12-05:00 3100421 3005 2009-11-03T02:30:12-05:00 Dear Computer, Why must you so persistently blow yourself up when my ambitions to create art are running through me like hormones in 15 year old boy/girl. You freaking suck, also, a4 paper, grow up and get bigger, You're killing my work flow, thanks 94621 Post 2009-11-03T02:50:51-05:00 3100501 10606 2009-11-03T02:51:23-05:00 Dear Photoshop Bird Brushes, I appreciate your ability to quickly render an array of birds into shapes such as triangles, squares, and circles, but your infestation of the tee shirt market has caused quite a mess. I find it great that for some reason your bird renderings dominate certain tee shirt voting websites, but the bird flu is so last year. So dear photoshop bird brushes, please turn into flying swine. Thank you. 94621 Post 2009-11-04T21:00:58-05:00 3123861 44251 2009-11-04T21:00:58-05:00 Dear Piece of Gum, I loved you when I was chewing you, mint is great. I started chewing more and more on you, and you and me, we became good friends. Until... dear piece of gum, I loved you, NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HAIR. 94621 Post 2009-11-04T21:13:45-05:00 3124101 1096 2009-11-04T21:13:45-05:00 Dear people that spit their gum on the ground, I despise you with all my soul. I wish that you would jump in a pit of boiling hot magma and melt into a state of liquidis paste. You always seem to get your nasty chewed up gum on my shoes. Is it that hard to walk over to a trash can, or spit your gum in places that people don't walk? If it is then you should go jump off a bridge for being a lazy fuck. Gracias. 94621 Post 2009-11-04T21:20:06-05:00 3124171 51261 2009-11-04T21:20:06-05:00 Dear AP Literature teacher, I would like to have a life. Thank you. 94621 Post 2009-11-04T22:07:01-05:00 3124411 10311 2009-11-04T22:07:01-05:00 do we have to say 'dear'? My fear of starting a drawing, over contemplation and continuous development, shall now be addressed with the arrival of some cheap sketch books. I plan to doodle aimlessly whilst watching tv in hope that it some way starts me off and keeps it simplified. So far it has worked wonders. amen. pees out. 94621 Post 2009-11-04T22:20:52-05:00 3124471 2802 2009-11-04T22:20:52-05:00