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  <body>Happy birthday!

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  <title>Godmachine is 14 today!</title>
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      <body>He may be a little older than 14. Maybe.</body>
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      <body>happy 15th dude</body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday! 

I knew there was a youthful boy hiding behind that beard.</body>
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      <body>haha happy birthday man</body>
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      <body>They say he was born with a full beard, and came out arm wrestling the doctor that delivered him.</body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday Maestro! :D</body>
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      <body>I heard he punched his way out of the womb! Happy Birthday my full bearded friend xx</body>
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      <body>haha thanks guys. got my first ever bike and a torch. I cant wait till its dark to ride about looking at things i otherwise would miss.</body>
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      <body>Happy happy times dude - hope the day is a killer one.</body>
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      <body>Yay you got a bicycle!!!</body>
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      <body>I reckon a torch probably means a light for the front of it, but in my head you will be steering with one hand and holding a large stick that is on fire in the other. </body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;heavyprints said:&lt;/cite&gt; I reckon a torch probably means a light for the front of it, but in my head you will be steering with one hand and holding a large stick that is on fire in the other.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

that</body>
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      <body>Happy Birfday, Az. Did Bear leave you a present on the floor to step in this morning?</body>
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      <body>happy birthday sir</body>
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      <body>happy birthday, godmachine!</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;kevinluong said:&lt;/cite&gt; happy birthday, godmachine!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;decoytmx said:&lt;/cite&gt; happy birthday sir&lt;/blockquote&gt;

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      <body>Live long and prosper :)
Happy birthday son</body>
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      <body>&lt;img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2009/8/27/50d7579c-8336-4b96-ad4e-e0be0e238988.jpg" /&gt;
Happy Birthday Godmachine.</body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday Godmachine!</body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday Duder!!!
&lt;img src="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/kerry_k82/funny_birthday.jpg" /&gt;
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      <body>&#161;Feliz Cumplea&#241;os, hermano!</body>
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      <body>Happy BJ day</body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday Godmachine</body>
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      <body>14..the number of the beast! happy birthday! </body>
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      <body>Happy Born Day GM. And he's not 14, he's 666 yo.</body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday man! I couldn't grow a beard like that when I was 14. Must be in the water over there.</body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday Godmachine! :D</body>
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      <body>&lt;img src="http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m46/horsebitesdogcries/BirthdayCatJPG.jpg"&gt;</body>
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      <body>viva la Godmachine....</body>
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      <body>HAPPY BIRTHINGS
&lt;img src="http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/22/lolcatsdotcomq0sgjxfx758rcuy9.jpg" /&gt;

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      <body>&lt;img src="http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6584/mummy2.jpg" /&gt;</body>
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      <body>Birthday, your having one</body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday </body>
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      <body>love and hugs, have a great one!</body>
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      <body>Happy B-day GM!</body>
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      <body>happy birthday!</body>
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      <body>happy birfay</body>
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      <body>BIRTHDAY!</body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday! :)</body>
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      <body>crappy barfday</body>
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      <body>Awesome, Happy Birthday man!</body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday GM!</body>
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      <body>You touched your moms vagina however many years ago you were born.

Sicko.

Happy birthday man.</body>
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      <body>Happy birthday, mang!</body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday to my favorite person that I've never met!</body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday old bean.</body>
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      <body>Happy birthday Dude</body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday, I made you an appropriate birthday cake:
&lt;img src="http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/skull-birthday-cake1.jpg"&gt;</body>
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      <body>hey!  huppy barthday!</body>
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      <body>happy birthday sir!</body>
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      <body>Happy Brithday!</body>
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      <body>Godmachine is probably out right now on his bike with a torch, feeling confident in his ability to see things he would not otherwise see.

If I saw a tall bearded man barreling down the street at me with a torch in his hand at 2am. I would crap myself. </body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday! ;D</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;heavyprints said:&lt;/cite&gt; Godmachine is probably out right now on his bike with a torch, feeling confident in his ability to see things he would not otherwise see.

If I saw a tall bearded man barreling down the street at me with a torch in his hand at 2am. I would crap myself.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Priceless.

Happy Birthday, brother!

PS: What is Godmachine's real name?!</body>
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      <body>Happy birthday man!</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Matt Rupp said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;heavyprints said:&lt;/cite&gt; Godmachine is probably out right now on his bike with a torch, feeling confident in his ability to see things he would not otherwise see.

If I saw a tall bearded man barreling down the street at me with a torch in his hand at 2am. I would crap myself.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Priceless.

Happy Birthday, brother!

PS: What is Godmachine's real name?!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Horatio!!</body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday, Man!</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;heavyprints said:&lt;/cite&gt; They say he was born with a full beard, and came out arm wrestling the doctor that delivered him.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

funny thing is, he came out bottom first. and he wasent using his arm. </body>
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      <body>Happy Birthday!</body>
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      <body>happy burtday dood!</body>
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      <body>I heard he was going to shave his beard</body>
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