Tina

This chick
pam

the chick from the sounds

And obv,

Who’s talking?
jeremiah was a
Craig Robson
Jeff Buchanan
ChristianeRobinson.
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Ryan C.
Geoff May
Sol Amstutz
RustyEight
Bob Kawa
uzi
nosuchthing
Hillman
Deformed Giraffe
DeadRight
Ben Danger
a killer wombat
Matt Rupp
Guillermo
Shralp
Gianni
Adhesive Hippo
CASTLE
DEEAK
Survival
Visual Singularities
Randi
loganzhunt
RuckusApparel
Benzoe88
destroyer
Birdie31
CalvinOutLoud
augie
Travis Cook
nath098
decoytmx
reno
nickimholte
hideouscarwreck
Colemadethis
levi:TPM
Scott Gunner
MICHAEL SHANTZ
Michael Partridge
Cant Draw Can Write
jeff kardos
8-bit ZOMBIE
thestray
jublin
Chris Kansas
skull with hair
Kyle Crawford
El Presidente
derekdeal
Tom Philibeck
jasonsoldout
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Killer Napkins
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jeremiah was a said about 1 year ago
eva from 007 is pleasing to the eyes

and julie from eli stone
Craig Robson said about 1 year ago
agreed!
Jeff Buchanan said about 1 year ago
Definitely agree. And,
ChristianeRobinson. said about 1 year ago
andy sixx-BlackVeilBrides & JAcoby Shaddix/pappa roach & Dallas Green..NOMNOMNOM

volatile v said about 1 year ago
the girl in hey monday is adorable. the one in the center, not the far right.

Jeff Buchanan said about 1 year ago
A scene queens dream.
ChristianeRobinson. said about 1 year ago
who andy and jacoby?
jaynajaynajayna said about 1 year ago
If we are talking about random curshes and not "this girl has big boobs and a nice face" crushes (Jeff Buchanan)
I am weird and like weird dudes. Lately, tall slightly creepy looking obnoxious ones who usually have marginally dumb hair. I.E.
Bill Hader

Trevor Moore from WKUK

jeremiah was a said about 1 year ago
thats the guy from hotrod isnt it? just making sure
jaynajaynajayna said about 1 year ago
yyyeeeeepppppppppppppp
ChristianeRobinson. said about 1 year ago
if were talkingweird crushes...
.. no actually scrap the last one theres much better..
Dallas Green-reminds me of a fuzzy cute bear aha.
Johnny Depp WHOA

Ami James! PHWOR

Manly looking men are the ones (Y)
jeremiah was a said about 1 year ago
he had more going for him with his luscious bangs
jaynajaynajayna said about 1 year ago
now I just look like a weirdo cause everyones posting normal shit. fyall
Craig Robson said about 1 year ago
i sort of have a thing for the ginger one in girls aloud.
mainly because she cant dance, but also because everytime i see her she gets paler. i want to hold her up to a light to see if i can see through.
Ryan C. said about 1 year ago
Camilla Belle

Emma Watson

Jamie Chung

Emma Roberts

Geoff May said about 1 year ago
Christina Hendricks from Mad Men

Katy Mixon from East Bound And Down
Sol Amstutz said about 1 year ago
Zooey

Mindy White from Lydia

Carah from Shiny Toy Guns

RustyEight said about 1 year ago
Theres only one woman for me
Bob Kawa said about 1 year ago
uzi said about 1 year ago
*thump thump
nosuchthing said about 1 year ago
yesyes!
Hillman said about 1 year ago
@Ben Danger

I think you meant
Deformed Giraffe said about 1 year ago
Nigella Lawson.........ohhh what a minx!
Bob Kawa said about 1 year ago
yes he did.
DeadRight said about 1 year ago
Most of these are conventional crushes.
Ben Danger said about 1 year ago
You were doing it right actually. That was sort of the point of this. CRUSHES ON PEOPLE NOT CONVENTIONALLY CRUSHED UPON might be a better title.
Yes I did.Also, good call on Katy Mixon whover posted that
a killer wombat said about 1 year ago
Gotta go with Mindy White as well. Girl is far too cute.
Matt Rupp said about 1 year ago
Lights

Zooey Deschanel

Audrey Tautou
Guillermo said about 1 year ago
Shralp said about 1 year ago
Stacey Dash..the chick from Clueless.

Ben Danger said about 1 year ago
Meg White has a certain Je ne sais quoi about her. And yes I saw the sextape. It was pretty bogus.
Gianni said about 1 year ago
why are people posting normal people?
...i shall post my randoms in a bit.
Adhesive Hippo said about 1 year ago
airbrushed into oblivion
CASTLE said about 1 year ago
Monica Bellucci
DEEAK said about 1 year ago
Dawn porter
Kate nash
:)
Survival said about 1 year ago
yessss!
Visual Singularities said about 1 year ago
Haha breast man? East Bound and Down was awesome, plus you got to see her boobs.
Randi said about 1 year ago
Did you break up w/ Showalter or did you just forget him?

Randi said about 1 year ago
I would fight fuck these boys...

Matt Rupp said about 1 year ago
Define "fight fuck"
loganzhunt said about 1 year ago
RuckusApparel said about 1 year ago
i was in love with kimberly...
Benzoe88 said about 1 year ago
dammmmn her a$$ is fat thats how i like them thin waist and with a fatty
RuckusApparel said about 1 year ago
Penelope Cruz, but only in Vanilla Sky. She is very average in everything else. But in that movie - she is the sexiest thing on the planet.
destroyer said about 1 year ago
T.O.

Harrison Ford

Taye Diggs

Denzel Washington

Matthew Fox

Birdie31 said about 1 year ago
yea matthew fox is hot.
destroyer said about 1 year ago
mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm soo dreammmy lol
CalvinOutLoud said about 1 year ago
Lights is the sheeeiiittt
augie said about 1 year ago
jamon jamon, she is not average in that movie
Travis Cook said about 1 year ago
lets make it more interesting. I call for SECRET EMPTEES CRUSHES! (the caps lock was necessary)
Craig Robson said about 1 year ago
ive not seen enough peoples faces to have a crush on them....yet.
nath098 said about 1 year ago
little boots is a babe !
alexa chung is love 
decoytmx said about 1 year ago
Shannyn Sossamon

Kristen Stewart

nath098 said about 1 year ago
id probably bend it in her for a couple of quid..
nosuchthing said about 1 year ago
completely agree.
nath098 said about 1 year ago
hell yes
reno said about 1 year ago
You have such good taste, Im not gay but Id do him anytime, haha. Cant believe I missed Miss March in theatre...
nickimholte said about 1 year ago
yes please.
Craig Robson said about 1 year ago
that is not a random crush, its a crush every hetrosexual man should have.
Jeff Buchanan said about 1 year ago
Im a sucker for brunettes..
hideouscarwreck said about 1 year ago
/thread
Colemadethis said about 1 year ago
i did a couple days on tour with the Dear Hunter and Lydia was with them. i tried so hard to poke that. shes a tough cookie to crack and constantly surrounded by a pack of dudes with homo-hair. she kicks serious ass though.
levi:TPM said about 1 year ago
Scott Gunner said about 1 year ago
also
uzi said about 1 year ago
Zooeys photo is my IM avatar. I do stupid things for Zooeyyyyyy...
MICHAEL SHANTZ said about 1 year ago
levi:TPM said about 1 year ago
bathroom break
Michael Partridge said about 1 year ago
backed!
jeremiah was a said about 1 year ago
I agree, im going topropose to her with a lilly
Cant Draw Can Write said about 1 year ago
Shannon Burns of the forecast
she is so fucking hot for a tomboy
Benzoe88 said about 1 year ago
wtf up with the bitch hair lol it looks like she stuck a fork into an outlet lol
Bob Kawa said about 1 year ago
better?
jeff kardos said about 1 year ago
Im 17 and this is legal for me to like the first two.
Jeff Buchanan said about 1 year ago
Mila Kunis
/thread
8-bit ZOMBIE said about 1 year ago
Yessssss.
Ill get random "crushes" on actresses in certain roles. Then Ill see them in something else or in an interview and be all "meh." So I guess I liked the character more than the actress, haha.
Kinda weird.
thestray said about 1 year ago
Ill stick a fork into HER outlet. And by outlet I mean vagina, and by fork I mean my penis.
I think Kristin Kreuk from Smallville is really cute

Rashida Jones from The Office/Parks&Recreation

Ill watch all kinds of boring news just to stare at local news lady Lauren Sanchez

Young Barbara Eden from I Dream of Jeannie was fucking hot.

Randi said about 1 year ago
Bad taste...
Colemadethis said about 1 year ago
you know shes a lesbian, right?
hideouscarwreck said about 1 year ago
inappropriate.
jaynajaynajayna said about 1 year ago
Of course I havent forgotten him... Im still furious that he blew me off at All Points West
jaynajaynajayna said about 1 year ago
I downloaded it just cause he made it and shit. Its pretty silly/dumb. Not great, but has a few moments. But I still want to marry him and/or visit a motel with "special rates"
jublin said about 1 year ago
random crush - the chick i saw at jack in the box on Monday.
Chris Kansas said about 1 year ago
omgggggg times 1 million
skull with hair said about 1 year ago
parker
nath098 said about 1 year ago
i forgot about katy perry shes amazing
Ben Danger said about 1 year ago
Marla Singer
and
and
and last but not least,
That is Topanga from Boy Meets World ladies and gentleman
Kyle Crawford said about 1 year ago
good one...
a lot of these crushes have been horrible.
oh a cute little indie girl, blahhhh
I have different crushes for different scenerios, I just might post them later.
El Presidente said about 1 year ago
tee hee
ChristianeRobinson. said about 1 year ago
well if this isnt a random crush i dont know what is.. ITS WRONG! D:



FRANCIS ROSSI-STATUS QUO!
Its because hes so old and cute and the way he dresses is lush aha.
and hes got a perfect voice and guitar skills are great aha.
derekdeal said about 1 year ago
carla

anna
amy

Kyle Crawford said about 1 year ago
good call on carla, she was one of mine to be listed
derekdeal said about 1 year ago
if you like 12 year old boys
Tom Philibeck said about 1 year ago
Someone already mentioned Emma Watson, but shes worth posting again:

Jennifer Conneley

Im surprised no one has mentioned Anne Hathaway:

Tom Philibeck said about 1 year ago
Definite YES!!
jeff kardos said about 1 year ago
destroyer said about 1 year ago
are there any other homosexuals on emptees?
or am i the only one -_-
jasonsoldout said about 1 year ago
MISA CAMPO (half german, half asian...100 % slamming)
Jeff Buchanan said about 1 year ago
Aside from celebrities, I have a crush on this super cute girl that Ive been hanging out with. But, shes only in to black dudes. Real talk.
ZYECKS said about 1 year ago
half filipina to be exact :p
heres another crazy mix: Leah Dizon; french american chinese filipina :O
and how has no one put up olivia munn?

swissarmyshark said about 1 year ago
nosuchthing said about 1 year ago
dammmmmmn!
lone wolf! ahaha!
dcbeatty said about 1 year ago
Eh, Im gonna throw in a couple

You guys might disagree with Taylor Swift
But these two are just hot
Killer Napkins said about 1 year ago
trash

beki bondage
El Presidente said about 1 year ago
there, Ive said it...I got the Emptees Crush.
Warning, not safe for work!and Randis cute too I guess :D
Benzoe88 said about 1 year ago
jaynajaynajayna said about 1 year ago
hahaha Randi hates that picture so much. Schwasted
JaredxSmith said about 1 year ago
Alice Glass anyone?
hideouscarwreck said about 1 year ago
there was a thread about this once. i hope it doesnt still exist
Killer Napkins said about 1 year ago
pretty much all the girls on emptees.
8-bit ZOMBIE said about 1 year ago
YES. And Crystal Castles is awesome.
Benzoe88 said about 1 year ago
yup
aktaclothing said about 1 year ago
Olga Kurylenko

8-bit ZOMBIE said about 1 year ago
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
chellio said about 1 year ago
Gaspard Ulliel (from Hannibal Rising)

John Francis Daley

We Are Scientists' Chris Cain

I guess Im not into blondes, haha. Also, I saw The Sounds live when I went to see No Doubt and I dont think that girl was wearing pants.
johncarrington said about 1 year ago
Benzoe88 said about 1 year ago
yeah your right i take my yup back lol
8-bit ZOMBIE said about 1 year ago
Haha.
volatile v said about 1 year ago
also would smash
Kyle Crawford said about 1 year ago
emptees crushes, hahaha, amazing
vinnyg said about 1 year ago
maggie gyllenhaal
s.harrison said about 1 year ago
Zooey Deschanel, as many others have said, but this picture is the best:
starryeyez said about 1 year ago
lol...but shes smoking hot yet...
valorandvellum said about 1 year ago
I agree with Jayna.
Also... sorry guys, but I have to post this...
peterschreve said about 1 year ago
me and my girl sierra from VersaEmerge. no biggie :D haha
jaynajaynajayna said about 1 year ago
hahahah you are the best
dcbeatty said 12 months ago
Eh, my picture didnt work before.
I guess I like musicians.
Mindy White from Lydia(They have some sweet artwork too)
Taylor Swift
shred the gnar said 12 months ago
Travis Cook said 12 months ago
in all seriousness...

Will Petersen said 12 months ago
Heres a wrongun, when I was younger I thought Jessica Rabbit was buff ting:
SHES MARRIED TO A RABBIT! (& yes of course, she is a fictional, cartoon character).
& I may get grilled for this, Im not gay or anything, but if I was, it would have to be:
George Lamb:
& I cant believe no girls have even mentioned him!
The Quickness said 12 months ago
Ohhh shittt.....
But anyways, youre all just posting celebrity crushes. Not random at all.
Here is my random crush.
I would bone the shiiitttt outa Coraline when she turns 18 haha.
treycook said 12 months ago
Remember Ashlee Simpson before her nose job?

And some others that Im too lazy to look up...
samlindstrom said 12 months ago
YES. She is even prettier in real life
Alejandro Prez said 12 months ago
i was gonna post lady gaga but the whole her having a dick situation threw me a bit off
DeadRight said 12 months ago
Shes still nasty sans dick.
RyanForbes said 12 months ago
sierra! is so fucking hott i seen her at Detroit warped tour and had to give her a hug:]
dcbeatty said 12 months ago
AetoricDesign said 12 months ago
Uh-huh
Hellpool said 12 months ago
of course
but daisy lowe is my crush.
johnsaurus said 12 months ago
yes i agree with u on that!
minorhero said 12 months ago
YESYESYESYESYES
Mickymays said 12 months ago
gina carano
hideouscarwreck said 12 months ago
of1000kings said 12 months ago
Sofia Coppola....have a thing for girls that are rich, talented, and above all melancholic...
allison robertson
CHAZZYVH said 11 months ago
Charity Laurus

Kristen Stewart
Keira Knightley
ChrisW said 11 months ago
sighhh, too bad ben gibbard is smashing that.... if it wasn anyone else i would be more upset.
Chaudovski said 11 months ago
i love older woman

Monica Belluci
Jane Seymour
Penelope Cruz
And for sure
Megan Fox
Kins said 11 months ago
who photoshopped taylor swift?
cactusgrrrrl said 10 months ago
Til:
Unicorn said 10 months ago
Sean William Scott

ex belie my burial Kory Malone
Nick H. said 10 months ago
and mila kunis.
Blue said 10 months ago
Warning, not safe for work!
random flickr girl
Betraydan said 10 months ago
Roxy Ingram
mynameismartijn said 10 months ago
Glenn said 10 months ago
DonAlejandro said 10 months ago
if were going with the more obscure crushes, ill have to go with Karen Dreijer Andersson of Fever Ray and The Knife. I dont know if anyone here knows who Im talking about, but she puts on an amazing show, saw her at Webster Hall a few weeks back.

electricthreads said 10 months ago
Zooey Deschanel

Hannah Beth

Lights

MSTR_CTRL said 9 months ago
Only Zooey.
sittingduck said 9 months ago
yes! and Ive always had a thing for
Drew Barrymoore

Sandra Bullock

and Alicia Silverstone

cherrypistols said 7 months ago
Sasha grey.
110specialblack said 7 months ago
stop showing cryptic pictures

Dolcen said 7 months ago
Its so funny to see how similar the people look when the same person posts a whole bunch of celebs. Like you can see who likes the more curvaceous, and what face-shapes they like. Etc.
audrey kitching *_*

franco, baby. mmm. even when hes nasty and in PJs in pineapple express.

Caleb Truman (Im quite the sucker for red heads. But Caleb most of all.)

Max Green. Because I guess I also have a thing for pale, ragged boys with tattoos.

rawkid said 7 months ago
No Shakira anyone? I think shes cute, love her big hair and her moves are killing.
CHAZZYVH said 7 months ago
cant get enough of her.
ChristianeRobinson. said 7 months ago
9/10 of theguys i like are musicians/folk musicians. NOMNOM
Seth Lakeman *drool*
Marcus Mumford.. gosh hes gorgeous
Kris Drever
AND OH MY WORD!
both my fine art lecturers are gorgeous.. but hideous.. i dont know why i like them.. one is 50+ and the other is 40 something but gosh theyr great..
I think im just attracted to "cool" guys or guys i consider to be "cool" [:
and the odd two are:
Birdie31 said 7 months ago
mikedot said 7 months ago
who dat
Birdie31 said 7 months ago
sadly, i have no idea.
Acid said 7 months ago
asher2789 said 7 months ago
mmmmm :)
chad manzo said 7 months ago
Warning, not safe for work!
eliza dushku anyone?
have to agree on kari byron, tina fey, christina hendricks, and scarlett johanssen.
i also have a love-hate type of crush on christina ricci.
Travis Cook said 7 months ago
i swear, some of you guys are retarded
ChristianeRobinson. said 6 months ago
Jeff not peanut >.<
immortalrevenge said 6 months ago
the one that has outlasted all of my others - Radeo
Oo Lori oO said 6 months ago
davidcelis said 6 months ago
oh elliot :)
gangnath said 6 months ago
Liela Moss of The Duke Spirit -- reeediculous (and the band kills too)
WillDaBeast said 6 months ago
I applaud you good sir!
jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago
Ok, so, I want to reiterate that after seven months mostly everyone is still doing this wrong. Besides me, swh, deal, and ben danger. If she has starred in a major motion picture, you can find pictures of her in her underwear or less that are not ironically or otherwise humorously staged, or they are christian bale (Randi) doesnt count as "random."
Come on people get creative with who you want to fuck, its 2010 and were on the internet.
jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago
^ thats real
OmegaMan said 6 months ago
I would do terrible, HORRIBLE things to her.
her too
Paul Granese said 6 months ago
Ill post one for my boy Statik

ryan.bolowski said 6 months ago
WHAT?
OBESE said 6 months ago
alexa chung
connor said 6 months ago
Does this thread work in subway? 'cause it just gave me a foot long.
VigVoodoo said 6 months ago
Kat von D is one hot Mexican
as is:

Salma Hayek
Ninel Conde
singmearainbowx said 3 days ago
Cutty. said 3 days ago
I was just watching this last night thinking how incredibly attractive and unattractive this dude is, all at the same time.
Also:
and:

and (not so random, sorry jayna!):
the eyes, what a jerk.
kiyomag said 3 days ago
Joe Euro said 2 days ago
Random crushes....
Alice Glass. Why is this random? Because I never realized before that I had a thing for meth-addicted aliens.
Brigitte Dale. Why is this random? Because shes just a normal, everyday chick.. on the internet.
Tim Tebows Girlfriend. Why is this random? Well aside from being famous only for being photographed with TT, shes not really his girlfriend. Everyone knows Tebow is gay, son!
El Presidente said 2 days ago
Tim said 2 days ago
adam. said 2 days ago
Forever.
Joe Euro said 2 days ago
... oh, and this chick. Ay dios mio.
Inés Sainz. Why is she random? Ummm, ya got me. Because she reports on sports, and is from Mexico??
El Presidente said 2 days ago
Shhhheeeeeeeiiiiit
atomicchild said 2 days ago
Holy booty from above
NitsujNotyal said 2 days ago
Saoirse Ronan
Only star my age that I think is hot.
Adhesive Hippo said 2 days ago
Gross
Joe Euro said 1 day ago
Right?
She kinda looks like a boy with long hair. Like its a long-lost Hanson sibling.
NitsujNotyal said 1 day ago
Maybe Its just me. I have a thing for irish girls ;P
ZAMN!MD said 1 day ago
Shes definitely not a lesbian. (but maybe you were joking)
What about Patrricia Heaton!!!?? =)
Paul Granese said 1 day ago
Can we post a crush that we have on another Emptees member? If so...

110specialblack said 1 day ago
Joe Euro said 1 day ago
This went from jailbait to Cougartown. My "older chick" crush would def be Diane Lane.