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  <body>so I got a mighty mouse for my birthday, and honestly everytime I touch it it takes 2 seconds for it feel super greasy! like is there some weird olive oil excrement hole im not aware of?

or maybe im just sweaty?</body>
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  <title>Mighty Mouse Grease?</title>
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      <body>those holes you speak of must be in your palms

i've never had mouse-grease-issues!</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;explodingtoes said:&lt;/cite&gt; those holes you speak of must be in your palms

i've never had mouse-grease-issues!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

douchechiiiilllll. hahah

Me either. I've had the normal issues with the scroll ball, but no crazy amounts of oil or anything..</body>
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      <body>haha dang maybe it's just to humid here at the mo</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;justinryan said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;explodingtoes said:&lt;/cite&gt; those holes you speak of must be in your palms

i've never had mouse-grease-issues!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

douchechiiiilllll. hahah

Me either. I've had the normal issues with the scroll ball, but no crazy amounts of oil or anything..&lt;/blockquote&gt;

douchechiiiiillll?</body>
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      <body>For a second I thought you were talking about mice...like the furry creatures and I was going to tell you that you can bathe them.  I used to bathe my rat all the time.  She loved it and then I would give her a tortilla chip for a reward. </body>
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      <body>http://addouchechill.ytmnd.com/

"Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on the short-lived but acclaimed, award winning FOX sitcom Arrested Development. "Douche chill" is an exclamation calling attention to the embarrassment of someone who has brought ill consequences on themselves. "</body>
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