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  <body>yeah. i was trimming up before the bars and took a chunk outta the stache so i had to chop it off.  

&lt;img src="http://i31.tinypic.com/vngm6x.jpg" /&gt;

i kept the curls. you can buy them. make an offer!!
haha!

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  <title>Cole the naked faced idiot</title>
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      <body>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</body>
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      <body>you could have gone half shaven and half not, that would really spice things up!</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;BennyBugatti said:&lt;/cite&gt; you could have gone half shaven and half not, that would really spice things up!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

did that for a bit last time
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      <body>How long does it take to grow the full stache?</body>
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      <body>this one was about 4 months. its pretty good lookin after 2</body>
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      <body>That's not too bad for such a master stache.

I got nothin.' I go two weeks without shaving and it looks like a bad teenage mustache. The facial hair gods did not bless me.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Colemadethis said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;BennyBugatti said:&lt;/cite&gt; you could have gone half shaven and half not, that would really spice things up!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

did that for a bit last time
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LOL

did you keep it for more than 24 hours?</body>
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      <body>ironic mustache OUT</body>
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      <body>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38wx8C7VmB4</body>
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      <body>dude that mustache was epic
</body>
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      <body>you look so sad in the "after" pictures</body>
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      <body>my condolences go out to you and your whole family.</body>
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      <body>this makes me a sad panda</body>
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      <body>i have always liked your internet presence sans mustache</body>
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      <body>Time to update the ol' avatar</body>
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      <body>i hate when that shit happens</body>
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      <body>Tape the leftover hair to your eyebrows.</body>
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      <body>hwoahaohao nice sticker on your computher!</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;skull with hair said:&lt;/cite&gt; hwoahaohao nice sticker on your computher!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

figured you'd like that</body>
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      <body>I'll give you 25cents and half a volcano taco</body>
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      <body>im gonna hold out for a better offer.  </body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;RustyEight said:&lt;/cite&gt; I'll give you 25cents and half a volcano taco&lt;/blockquote&gt;

26 cents, no taco</body>
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      <body>Why ohh why is God so crule?</body>
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      <body>hey cole, you could always draw one on, that i reckon would be hilarious :)</body>
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      <body>poor cole

&lt;img src="http://www.grabup.com/uploads/2100301E07C920095322C6592E40.png" /&gt;</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;ShirtFight.com said:&lt;/cite&gt; poor cole

&lt;img src="http://www.grabup.com/uploads/2100301E07C920095322C6592E40.png" /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

WHERE did you find that woman on the right?!?!?!</body>
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