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God Bless America...

posted 4 months ago by Master_Control

So I recently applied for my first college loan. I personally have basically no credit. I don’t know exactly what my credit is like, however. Being that I don’t have credit I had to use my Dad as a cosigner because I thought he had good credit (my mom has bankruptcy on her credit)...

So I get home after a terrible day of work to find that I am not approved for the loan. Apparently my Dad has shitty credit too. This is awesome.

So, I’m wondering if any of you out there have been in my shoes and know a way out? Anyone know of a loan for dudes with no credit or cosigner because my parents have terrible fucking credit.

I hate how difficult it is to go to school in this fucking shithole.

I can’t get any help from the government either because according to my parents financial info, I don’t need the help which apparently is complete bullshit since I can’t get a fucking loan with them as a cosigner. Plus my parents haven’t helped me financially for about 3 years.

I really need help and soon. Tuition for the first semester is due Aug. 31st and I don’t have a loan yet...

26 Comments

  1. skull with hair - skull with hair avatar

    skull with hair said 4 months ago

    get a job and sell shit. also, i don’t know how old you are but once you are over 24 your parents income is no longer counted against you. so you will easily receive the federal pell grant and most likely some others as well. my last couple semesters of school when i was old enough to apply for it i got about $2500 per semester. and that is a grant not a loan, free money!

  2. skull with hair - skull with hair avatar

    skull with hair said 4 months ago

    oh also you can sell drugs.

  3. Master_Control - Master Control Program avatar

    Master_Control said 4 months ago

    I’m only 20, so I’m fucked there.

  4. Master_Control - Master Control Program avatar

    Master_Control said 4 months ago

    skull with hair said: oh also you can sell drugs.

    This and prostitution are sounding pretty promising.

  5. skull with hair - skull with hair avatar

    skull with hair said 4 months ago

    i’m serious man. you could turn over a little bit of ganja quick and nobody gots to know about it! by the time the fuzz got wise to you you’d be clean as a whistle. no harm no foul.

  6. Randomentity - Courtney Varner avatar

    Randomentity said 4 months ago

    ummmm college is bullshit?

    but yeah, get a job, plus sell weed and you’ll be good.

  7. Master_Control - Master Control Program avatar

    Master_Control said 4 months ago

    I’ve got a job, but it’s definitely not going to be enough to pay for school.

  8. Simply Complicated - grant tucker avatar

    Simply Complicated said 4 months ago

    skull with hair said: i’m serious man. you could turn over a little bit of ganja quick and nobody gots to know about it! by the time the fuzz got wise to you you’d be clean as a whistle. no harm no foul.

    weed takes way to long to make real money..

    crack however thats quick.. easy to make to just get

    baking soda, cocaine, some other shit if you wanna make it real nice, some boiling water, a spoon, and some ice cubes and youre ready to go :)

  9. Truman325i - Andy Meyer avatar

    Truman325i said 4 months ago

    Straight contact your schools financial aid departament.

  10. Ameeee - Amy Brown avatar

    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    Fuck that sucks man..we get to borrow money from the government and then pay it back with our tax when we get a job earning over a certain amount. Or we get 25% off for paying upfront.

    I guess you’ll have to get a second job..

  11. skull with hair - skull with hair avatar

    skull with hair said 4 months ago

    listen to treydeuce, you could turn a crack rock into a mountain.

  12. Simply Complicated - grant tucker avatar

    Simply Complicated said 4 months ago

    skull with hair said: listen to treydeuce, you could turn a crack rock into a mountain.

    thank you... seriously watch get rich or die tryin its like a tutorial :)

  13. Master_Control - Master Control Program avatar

    Master_Control said 4 months ago

    Ameeee said: Fuck that sucks man..we get to borrow money from the government and then pay it back with our tax when we get a job earning over a certain amount. Or we get 25% off for paying upfront. I guess you’ll have to get a second job..

    God I wish I lived there. Our government is terrible.

  14. Ameeee - Amy Brown avatar

    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    Yeah, we’ve got it pretty good compared to you guys with education and health. Buuut I guess you’re not moving - sooo contact your school - you might be able to get an extension. Get 2 or 3 or 4 jobs and cut down all your expenses.

    This is where random wealthy grandparents would come in handy hey?

  15. Master_Control - Master Control Program avatar

    Master_Control said 4 months ago

    Ameeee said: Yeah, we’ve got it pretty good compared to you guys with education and health. Buuut I guess you’re not moving - sooo contact your school - you might be able to get an extension. Get 2 or 3 or 4 jobs and cut down all your expenses. This is where random wealthy grandparents would come in handy hey?

    Wish I had those...

    My expenses are completely cut. I’m living for free right now with my aunt and uncle and all my money is being saved for school. I’ll be lucky if I have 3 grand before school starts and that’s barely half of what I need for first semester tuition.

  16. Ameeee - Amy Brown avatar

    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    Yeah, that’s tough. I guess your aunt and uncle aren’t prepared to co-sign then.. guess that’s a bit of an ask hey?

    So what happens if you can’t pay?

  17. Master_Control - Master Control Program avatar

    Master_Control said 4 months ago

    I know I wish I could ask them to cosign because I know my uncle makes a ton of money, but that is a huge favor to ask and he’s already doing me a big one by allowing me to live with them.

    I guess I don’t get to go to school if I can’t pay. I really don’t know what to do. I want this more than anything, but I’m being held back by dollar bills. I need to find an institution that will loan money to people with little or no credit without a cosigner.

  18. Ameeee - Amy Brown avatar

    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    Do they know the situation you’re in? May be a little late but have you seen this http://www.fastweb.com/ for scholorships or this one http://www.myrichuncle.com/ for a loan without a cosigner..

  19. Master_Control - Master Control Program avatar

    Master_Control said 4 months ago

    Ameeee said: Do they know the situation you’re in? May be a little late but have you seen this http://www.fastweb.com/

    I haven’t looked on fast web much, but I probably should.

    I don’t think they know what kind of a jam I’m in so I’m definitely going to be calling and talking to them tomorrow or going to see them in person the next day.

  20. Ameeee - Amy Brown avatar

    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    ..try the http://www.myrichuncle.com

    Good luck talking to them - I’m sure they’ll help you in whatever way they can!

  21. Master_Control - Master Control Program avatar

    Master_Control said 4 months ago

    Ameeee said: ..try the http://www.myrichuncle.com Good luck talking to them - I’m sure they’ll help you in whatever way they can!

    Thanks for all the advice. You’re super helpful! I wish I lived in Australia...seems like this school thing would be no worries.

  22. Ameeee - Amy Brown avatar

    Ameeee said 4 months ago

    No probs dude, I’m just really lucky that I’ve never had to worry about that kind of stuff. Good luck with finding a solution.

  23. jaynajaynajayna - Jayna avatar

    jaynajaynajayna said 4 months ago

    What type of loans are you trying to get? I signed for loans for school when I was 18 with no co-signer, and it was no problem at all. And if, according to you, you have been paying for shit for the past three years (since 17 if you are 20) you shouldn’t need a cosigner on your loans because you can prove you are an independent, and thusly should even get more money because of it, as long as you fill out your fafsa right.

    I was lucky in that I did really well in highschool and got enough between government/state financial aid/loans and scholarships to pay for school, but it might just take going to community college for a few semesters to get your shit together, but I don’t know what your situation is - are you trying to go to a private or state school?

  24. andrE w. - AndrEw avatar

    andrE w. said 4 months ago

    treydeuce said: weed takes way to long to make real money..

    since when?
    id be dealin right now if i wasnt currently dealing with drug shit tied up in court, weeds easy money if youre pickin up more than like an o at a time.

  25. skull with hair - skull with hair avatar

    skull with hair said 4 months ago

    do it do it do it!!!

  26. Master_Control - Master Control Program avatar

    Master_Control said 4 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said: What type of loans are you trying to get? I signed for loans for school when I was 18 with no co-signer, and it was no problem at all. And if, according to you, you have been paying for shit for the past three years (since 17 if you are 20) you shouldn’t need a cosigner on your loans because you can prove you are an independent, and thusly should even get more money because of it, as long as you fill out your fafsa right. I was lucky in that I did really well in highschool and got enough between government/state financial aid/loans and scholarships to pay for school, but it might just take going to community college for a few semesters to get your shit together, but I don’t know what your situation is - are you trying to go to a private or state school?

    i’m just trying to get a private educational loan.

    i filled out my fafsa, but i had to use a parents info as well because i’m not considered an independent because i’m not over 24, married, in the military, or legally "separated" from my parents. it’s bs because they haven’t claimed me since i was 18 and i’ve been living out of the household for almost 3 years.

    the reason i need a cosigner on my loans is because i don’t have enough credit. i’ve only had one credit card and i haven’t taken out any loans. i’ve been renting apartments for a couple years though, so doesn’t that count towards credit? i don’t get it. i need to find out what my credit is like.

    i did well in highschool as well, but i’ve been out for a couple years so i don’t think that my grades even matter anymore.

    it’s a public school, btw.

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