The guido guild

Not orange enough to be from Jersey.

Robmcbride said: He’s wearing lipgloss!?!?! That takes gay to a new level.

Totally...!

The fact that you paid $500 for shaded plastic?

Robmcbride said: The fact that you paid $500 for shaded plastic?

you forget... its molded to

hahaha i made a shirt making fun of guidos once.

thats not me. haha

treydeuce said: sorry this is just gettting funny OOMPA LOOMPAS!!!!!

WTF!?!? How could you go out and look like that!?

jimmyheartcore said: Why do they all make the same stupid ass face?!

i dont know but the girl on the far left is hot

They’re really like a new race of people.

So weird.

jimmyheartcore said: Why do they all make the same stupid ass face?!

blue steel

Who you calling an italian cheeto!!

OMG THOSE LEGS ARE SO FAGIT

I don’t think I’ve ever even seen this type of guido (despite being to Jersey, many many times) in real life though I am very aware and frightened of their existance. Where are they? Have you seen them? What’s with the chicks who hang out with them?

Also the top image is not completely accurate, his eyebrows need to be in view so that we can give attention to the fact that they are meticulously waxed.

jimmyheartcore said: Why do they all make the same stupid ass face?!

The best part is those arent his friends they are just barback girls! hahhaha He is one of those douches who goes to clubs finds hot employees(so they cant be mean or run away) and takes pics with them to show how big of a pimp he is!) hahahhahaahah fucker

This shit pisses me off

haha, it sucks only a few of you guys are from jersey. you go down to seaside and THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

whats with the kissy face they all make? it makes absolutly no sense to me what-so-ever

scapyyy said: haha, it sucks only a few of you guys are from jersey. you go down to seaside and THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

Ya. I lived in Jersey for 18 years. This is one of the few things I do not miss at all.

j3concepts said: "smell my armpits, i fucking smell like garlic!"

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ooo we are overpopulated by the new breed .. we have websites dedicated to them, the only problem is we also have the girls division

This thread has made me very sad.

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2. http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

3. http://www.douchebagalert.com/db/

noFunk said:

skull with hair said: but for realz, Gino rules...

Greatest....Video.....Ever!

"i think i see Jesus!"

who’s spinning tonight? DJ GO FUCK YOURSELF
what? my name is on the guestlist! GO FUCK YOURSELF, that’s my name

:')

skull with hair said:

i think i went to elementary school with that kid

johnnyminardi said:

jimmyheartcore said: Why do they all make the same stupid ass face?!

That Hansel’s so hot right now!

haha i love that movie.

Shiiit, I had never heard of guidos before. My world has opened up.

skull with hair said: what’s wrong with $500 sunglasses?

nothing! except when they look like that lol

beth said:

justinryan said:

scapyyy said: haha, it sucks only a few of you guys are from jersey. you go down to seaside and THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

Ya. I lived in Jersey for 18 years. This is one of the few things I do not miss at all.

How about dont miss that state at all!! There is nothing good in or about that state. ohhh they brought us the Jersey shore....its like a wannabe southbeach with an ocean that turns your skin orange when you swim in it.

oh shittt, haha, ive only been to jersey once, but i didnt enjoy it one bit

richard. nsfw that shit! i dont want to see it! ullllg

horsebites said: Ed Hardy would be proud.

that guy reminds me of this...

horsebites said: Ed Hardy would be proud.

Okay. *throws up*

Very ironic I was just watching the "Gino Gizzy" or whatever video on youtube.

how the fuck did this happen?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAhahahahahahahahaha

so much orange... blinding me :l

jesus christ, metrosexuality is ok... but this is going over the line...

here about female guido = Guidette :

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f5/everyone-hates-guidos-what-your-views-guidettes-pics-few-more-676589/

in italy,excluding countless dialectical terms, different for each areas, we use the name TAMARRO/pl.TAMARRI for theese assholefaces. TAMARRO is a mass of muscles, extremme sunbathing, heavy glamourous clothing(maybe fake stuff). Generally he’s not rich but he must to hide it. sometimes in the furry version with a carpet on the chest. Usually not so exasperated. not so gay. and, unfortunately, not so funny.
but i don’t hang out in the right places...

they’re like an american, even more hideous male version of the Ganguro thing that happened in Japan 8 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganguro

oooomg wow.

fucking creepy

I thought the ganguro thing was japanese girls dressing up in crazy and wacky clothes that are immensely bright?

LitoQ said: heres another one ;)

the chick in the purple has to be a dude

they really do look like aliens

skull with hair said:

i want to punch him in the face just looking at him

I believe that calssifies as a 5 head

they never know when to stop...

Yeah, I think they’d mistake these dudes for porcupines here in Alabama and possibly shoot them.

horsebites said: Ed Hardy would be proud.

robo guido

i came from nothing said: lmao you even get this in the UK, I dj in a local club and this is the head PR girl lmao not just dudes...

That’s not a dude??? her moustache would eat mine!

Cole said: enough.

seriously