maggie and i had a long day so we decided to lie down and watch some TV, of course nothing is on at 4:30 in the afternoon so we settled on "next" on MTV, maggie has a soft spot for it and i think it is funny when a girl walks off the bus and says "I HOPE THIS GUY HAS A BIG DICK!" as she introduces herself to the world.
so they are going through the standard introductions, and in the bottom left corner i see some kid dancing and i do a double take, sure enough, a young 19 year old named scott was rocking the fullbleed.
one of his facts when he got off the bus was that he once "pooped in the bathtub"
scot wooed the young lady with his skills in the beauty salon and put extensions in a girls hair. when his time was up he was offered the money or a second date, scot being the true player he is took the money and celebrated on the bus with the rest of the potential nexters.
in related news, sales of fullbleed plummeted.
12 Comments
Simply Complicated said about 1 month ago
what is this like 4 or 5 tv shows for you now? lol
hideouscarwreck said about 1 month ago
fuck yeah scot.
Perudoesitbetter said about 1 month ago
thats pretty dope...
except for fullbleed sales downturn...
horsebites said about 1 month ago
PARTY!!!!!!!!!
MykeCatastrophic said about 1 month ago
Dude your clothes are EVERYWHERE.
beth said about 1 month ago
If I was ever on that show I hope my facts are something crazy redic and untrue....
"Once screwed her landlord for rent"
"Professional Fluffer"
"once ate 100 peeps in one sitting"
SCAPYYY said about 1 month ago
hahaha wow, i JUST turned the tv off cause i hate that show. it was probally the same episode too.
Simply Complicated said about 1 month ago
i could do that
beth said about 1 month ago
Pics or it didnt happen. They expand in your stomach so you would just vomit everywhere
basil said about 1 month ago
im watching this right now and was about to take a pic till i read this
landshark said about 1 month ago
they have recruits come to my school all the time looking for contestants.
Benjamin Lande said about 1 month ago
so did he have a big dick?