Ok, so here's the plan as far as I can tell.
If you're coming, please RSVP.
Friday the 18th at the Heartcore Farm.
Starting around 8pm
We'll have a keg, but bring something so we can party after it's kilt. Natural Ice is acceptable. So are quarts of Old English or Miller High Life.
If you plan on staying the night, find a place to stay or bring a tent. We have 3 couches and a recliner (and plenty of floor space) but there's already going to be a large group of people who have all called dibs by befriending me 15 years in advance. So it might be difficult to guarantee a comfy couch spot.
I reccommend bringing a tent, or at least a sleeping bag or a pillow and a blanket! There will probably be room for you in someone else's tent. Or in the house. We'll make room.
We will have a bonfire, and I'll cut the grass on Friday to ensure a nice tent-area. We did this for Caleb's birthday and it ruled.
We play a lot of drinking games. So make sure you eat something or bring something to eat so you don't puke all night long.
And... yeah. It's my birthday, so don't take any shitty drunken pictures of me Derek Deal.
68 Comments
justgeoff said 2 months ago
God dammit. I'll be in Put-In-Bay destroying my liver for the weekend. I really need to get down to FL for one of your shindigs.
heythequickness said 2 months ago
damn I wish I could go, but you live all far away from me and shit.
beth said 2 months ago
NO FUCKSIES NO FUCKSIES NO FUCKSIES!
derekdeal said 2 months ago
if we make it AND we're camping, i guarantee i will be too intoxicated to operate a camera
Simply Complicated said 2 months ago
haha dude that sounds amazing... you should have a dark knight watch party before hand haha
awelcomeflood said 2 months ago
You need to have a Slip N' Slide since Kim isn't doing her party at your place.
Drunken slip n' slide into the pond. Just have paramedics on the scene.
jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago
The pond might get nasty.
Buck Nasty.
awelcomeflood said 2 months ago
I see what you did there haha.
Killer Napkins said 2 months ago
you should have that band play... jimmy ... yo
Jorgasm said 2 months ago
I think I can make it! Count me in Jimster!
basil said 2 months ago
id go if you can pay for air fare
Nate said 2 months ago
This is the first time in my life I am a little sad I don't live in Florida.
nate gonz said 2 months ago
i'll be throwing a mid-east coast party for jimmy in maryland
there will be booz and sexy ladies
whos down?
mattschoch said 2 months ago
....do you permit underage drinking?
doesn't matter, i can't get there anyways.
Davee Bee said 2 months ago
You know I'll be there if I'm not working at either of my jobs. Maybe I'll see you on your acutal birthday if I can't make it.
jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago
I'm getting excited to see all you turd burglars.
I'm gonna go refill the propane on the grill today.
Mmmm... grilled meat.
Robmcbride said 2 months ago
Only a single keg? Bad times.
jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago
Why are you raining on my parade?
It's going to be great times!
Half the parties I go to have zero kegs.
benaiahclothing said 2 months ago
VA is a long drive there. But have a great birthday anyway.
Robmcbride said 2 months ago
I'm not raining on your parade. I just think you should get more beer!
As an English man, it is my duty to make sure there are plenty of alcoholic beverages at whatever party i'm at...
j.odom said 2 months ago
damn i fly down monday...im just gonna miss it :( happy birthday anyway
Sonne said 2 months ago
ha, thats funny. my birthday is today and i'm throwing a keggar tomorrow night. i'll be at your party in spirit jimmy (and my spirit will be wasties).
godmachine said 2 months ago
when we were younger we called underpants 'kegs'. this is gonna be a great birthday- I wish I could bring my kegs. Can you set up a web cam for me? hahaha
horsebites said 2 months ago
I'm bringing a burrito.
collisiontheory said 2 months ago
Lol yeah do setup a webcam... girl on girl please
jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago
There might be some of that going on.
Fueled By Caleb said 2 months ago
God damnit....
I would be going home to Illinois.
Robmcbride said 2 months ago
That's used over here, in Ireland and also in Scotland. Not all over though, only in some parts.
mikejahn said 2 months ago
Illinois ftw!
andrE w. said 2 months ago
chyea!
justinryan said 2 months ago
Jimmy, if we start becoming friends now, can I get couch at your bday in 2023, please?
Thanks.
Cole said 2 months ago
fuck illinois. florida is where its at. i think im a permanent residence now. caleb. i owe you money for 40oz when you go home.
derekdeal said 2 months ago
save violent weather, we'll be there
Cole said 2 months ago
fishhooks for all!
derekdeal said 2 months ago
richard said when he got his, he could taste bologna for an hour, so pass
Cole said 2 months ago
yea i tucked it inside my b-hole so it would be nice and warm for him.
jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago
If it gets rainy, it's okay. We have a big pavilion that we party under.
Jeez, we're all gonna get drunk.
horsebites said 2 months ago
No more pics with Cole.
Simply Complicated said 2 months ago
dude you sound like you have a damn compound
derekdeal said 2 months ago
he does, im sleeping in the missle silos
Cole said 2 months ago
dont sleep too close to the electric fence. the guards in the watch towers think its funny to shine the spotlight on your tent.
andrE w. said 2 months ago
haha i hate Illinois so much, but im here, what else can i do? is anyone throwing a satellite party for jimmy in chicago? haha
derekdeal said 2 months ago
we're not supposed to party too close to the satellites
jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago
I'll house the cows and shut down the windmill before you guys get here.
mikejahn said 2 months ago
I think someone should.
I'd be down for a good ole partay.
beth said 2 months ago
Party in the Valley for Jimmy CA kids!
Time Without the E said 2 months ago
word
ThinkBaker said 2 months ago
batman....
perfectevolution said 2 months ago
There definitely should be someone snapping some photos there.
andrE w. said 2 months ago
im up for it, lemme know!
jimmyheartcore said 2 months ago
Is it ok for me to start drinking now?
scottbot said 2 months ago
me too.
Cole said 2 months ago
let the mayhem begin!
derekdeal said 2 months ago
we're finally leaving!
captiveclothing said 2 months ago
happy birthday jimmy
Democlasm said 2 months ago
Wish I lived in the states. Happy birthday dude.
jelly said 2 months ago
caleb, bring monkeys
scapyyy said 2 months ago
happpyyy birthday jimmy!
Ameeee said 2 months ago
Happpppy Birthday Party!
jelly said 2 months ago
I miss Caleb
jelly said 2 months ago
Happy bday Jimmy!
ihearithurts said 2 months ago
Happy bday Jimbo.
heavyprints said 2 months ago
Happy birthday!
captiveclothing said 2 months ago
we have any saucy photos from this jumbo party? haha
horsebites said 2 months ago
Thanx again Jimmy for the good times! I hope you had a fun birthday.
Cole said 2 months ago
i dont remember any cameras being out. but then again i dont remember much. i was sauced by 8:30
Dave!PTS said 2 months ago
Hope you had an awesome birthday duder. Any random empteers show up? I bet all the lurkers showed up but just peered through the bushes from a distance..
jelly said 2 months ago
Someone puked in the bathroom sink and Pas made me clean it up. So she says, I have no recolection of it at all.