NOT SO SWEET SIXTEEN

i turned 16 years old today.
so what, its just like being 15 still
what’s a year difference?!
stupid shit.

what’s so great about being 16 years old anyways?
stay gold mothafuckaa~

1. 

   Birdie3431 said 4 months ago

   noodz duh

2. 

   basil said 4 months ago

   send me noodz please

3. 

   tinaATL said 4 months ago

   ROFL goddamnit.
   there’s 'N00DZ' in the tee i just made.
   does that count?

4. 

   "Crazy" Mike said 4 months ago

   Isn’t this illegal since she’s a minor O_o?

5. 

   hideouscarwreck said 4 months ago

   what’s a year difference?! the day i turn sixteen is the day i can take myself where ever i want!

6. 

   tinaATL said 4 months ago

   hideouscarwreck said: what’s a year difference?! the day i turn sixteen is the day i can take myself where ever i want!

   TRUE THAT
   haha i forgot,
   driving is probably the only great thing about being 16.
   i take my driver’s license test JULY 25 ~

7. 

   Birdie3431 said 4 months ago

   hideouscarwreck said: what’s a year difference?! the day i turn sixteen is the day i can take myself where ever i want!

   you cant walk? O_o

8. 

   basil said 4 months ago

   turoneatingpinoy said: Isn’t this illegal since she’s a minor O_o?

   she lives in the west coast where women wear less clothes

9. 

   "Crazy" Mike said 4 months ago

   In that case, there’s also the bus . . .

10. 

    hideouscarwreck said 4 months ago

    birdie3431 said:

    hideouscarwreck said: what’s a year difference?! the day i turn sixteen is the day i can take myself where ever i want!

    you cant walk? O_o

    nope. it takes twenty minutes driving distance to get to any location from my house.

11. 

    Birdie3431 said 4 months ago

    monuments said:

    turoneatingpinoy said: Isn’t this illegal since she’s a minor O_o?

    she lives in the west coast where women wear less clothes

    so what do east coast women wear? turtle necks and bell bottoms?

12. 

    basil said 4 months ago

    hideouscarwreck said:

    birdie3431 said:

    hideouscarwreck said: what’s a year difference?! the day i turn sixteen is the day i can take myself where ever i want!

    you cant walk? O_o

    nope. it takes twenty minutes driving distance to get to any location from my house.

    seriously, i hate that. 30 minute drive from my house to my school

13. 

    Birdie3431 said 4 months ago

    monuments said:

    hideouscarwreck said:

    birdie3431 said:

    hideouscarwreck said: what’s a year difference?! the day i turn sixteen is the day i can take myself where ever i want!

    you cant walk? O_o

    nope. it takes twenty minutes driving distance to get to any location from my house.

    seriously, i hate that. 30 minute drive from my house to my school

    stop altering the past!

14. 

    "Crazy" Mike said 4 months ago

    monuments said:

    turoneatingpinoy said: Isn’t this illegal since she’s a minor O_o?

    she lives in the west coast where women wear less clothes

    That’s not really true for the most part . . .

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    hideouscarwreck said 4 months ago

    monuments said:

    hideouscarwreck said:

    birdie3431 said:

    hideouscarwreck said: what’s a year difference?! the day i turn sixteen is the day i can take myself where ever i want!

    you cant walk? O_o

    nope. it takes twenty minutes driving distance to get to any location from my house.

    seriously, i hate that. 30 minute drive from my house to my school

    used to be 30 for me too, then i moved.

    basically my point is - i’m not in a walking type of city whatsoever

16. 

    tinaATL said 4 months ago

    how great
    we have an argument about what women wear and traveling distances.

17. 

    "Crazy" Mike said 4 months ago

    that just shows how bored we are . . .

18. 

    basil said 4 months ago

    hell yeah

19. 

    tinaATL said 4 months ago

    i got a new tee up now.
    check it out, yeah?
    :]

20. 

    basil said 4 months ago

    turoneatingpinoy said:

    monuments said:

    turoneatingpinoy said: Isn’t this illegal since she’s a minor O_o?

    she lives in the west coast where women wear less clothes

    That’s not really true for the most part . . .

    
    sureee

21. 

    "Crazy" Mike said 4 months ago

    monuments said:

    turoneatingpinoy said:

    monuments said:

    turoneatingpinoy said: Isn’t this illegal since she’s a minor O_o?

    she lives in the west coast where women wear less clothes

    That’s not really true for the most part . . .

    
    sureee

    I’m up north . . .

22. 

    basil said 4 months ago

    turoneatingpinoy said:

    monuments said:

    turoneatingpinoy said:

    monuments said:

    turoneatingpinoy said: Isn’t this illegal since she’s a minor O_o?

    she lives in the west coast where women wear less clothes

    That’s not really true for the most part . . .

    
    sureee

    I’m up north . . .

    down south totally diff concept

23. 

    skull with hair said 4 months ago

    girls are dumb, they never take their drivers license tests on their birthdays. like 90% of the dudes i know went on their 16th birthday and were counting the days since they were 14. shit rules. i remember how i felt like a criminal the first couple days i drove by myself.

24. 

    skullface said 4 months ago

    I still feel 15. legal age of consent is cool though.

25. 

    AndrewOliv said 4 months ago

    only 1 more month till im 18 and booze will no longer be a hassle.

26. 

    mitchbones said 4 months ago

    skull with hair said: girls are dumb, they never take their drivers license tests on their birthdays. like 90% of the dudes i know went on their 16th birthday and were counting the days since they were 14. shit rules. i remember how i felt like a criminal the first couple days i drove by myself.

    Dude I’m 18 and I’m getting mine this week. Does that mean I have a vagina?

    16 is awesome, you get to drive! 17 is what really sucks. Cons of an adult without the pros!

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    hideouscarwreck said 4 months ago

    skull with hair said: girls are dumb, they never take their drivers license tests on their birthdays. like 90% of the dudes i know went on their 16th birthday and were counting the days since they were 14. shit rules. i remember how i felt like a criminal the first couple days i drove by myself.

    i got all my tests and hours and shit done. first thing i’m doing on my birthday is getting my license.

28. 

    skull with hair said 4 months ago

    hideouscarwreck said:

    skull with hair said: girls are dumb, they never take their drivers license tests on their birthdays. like 90% of the dudes i know went on their 16th birthday and were counting the days since they were 14. shit rules. i remember how i felt like a criminal the first couple days i drove by myself.

    i got all my tests and hours and shit done. first thing i’m doing on my birthday is getting my license.

    good for you, you’ve got to learn to drive before you can drive drunk.

29. 

    mattschoch said 4 months ago

    happy birthday!
    i didn’t get my license on my birthday. my birthday is december 22, which this past year was a saturday if i remember correctly, so the bmv was closed, then it was closed sunday obv. and monday was christmas eve, tuesday was christmas, so i had to wait 4 days. shits weak.

30. 

    tinaATL said 4 months ago

    skull with hair said: girls are dumb, they never take their drivers license tests on their birthdays. like 90% of the dudes i know went on their 16th birthday and were counting the days since they were 14. shit rules. i remember how i felt like a criminal the first couple days i drove by myself.

    pretty harsh theree.
    
    welll i would’ve taken it on my birthday, but i had to wait 6 months after i got my permit,
    so i couldn’t take the test on my birthday anyways.

31. 

    tinaATL said 4 months ago

    mattschoch said: happy birthday! i didn’t get my license on my birthday. my birthday is december 22, which this past year was a saturday if i remember correctly, so the bmv was closed, then it was closed sunday obv. and monday was christmas eve, tuesday was christmas, so i had to wait 4 days. shits weak.

    hahaha aw man that sucks balls.
    and thanks !

32. 

    gaunty said 4 months ago

    birdie3431 said:

    hideouscarwreck said: what’s a year difference?! the day i turn sixteen is the day i can take myself where ever i want!

    you cant walk? O_o

    well she´s only 16 maybe a late developer

33. 

    beth said 4 months ago

    I didnt have my first birthday party till i was 18 then and I havent had one since...I also dated a kid who was born on leap year...he is like 4 now...he doesnt get to drive for another 50 years or so..

34. 

    Simply Complicated said 4 months ago

    beth said: I didnt have my first birthday party till i was 18 then and I havent had one since...I also dated a kid who was born on leap year...he is like 4 now...he doesnt get to drive for another 50 years or so..

    lol that cant possible be true.

    and im 17 going on 18 in december omg im getting sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo throwed haha

35. 

    volatile v said 4 months ago

    It means you have a better chance of being hired.

36. 

    Killer Napkins said 4 months ago

    i took my permit test when i was 16 .. i took my driving test when i was 17 ..i was lazy . i didnt hesitate to buy alcohol when i turned 21 though ...

37. 

    beth said 4 months ago

    treydeuce said:

    beth said: I didnt have my first birthday party till i was 18 then and I havent had one since...I also dated a kid who was born on leap year...he is like 4 now...he doesnt get to drive for another 50 years or so..

    lol that cant possible be true.

    and im 17 going on 18 in december omg im getting sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo throwed haha

    the first part is.. the second not so much...i wish though!

38. 

    MykeCatastrophic said 4 months ago

    tinaATL said:

    mattschoch said: happy birthday! i didn’t get my license on my birthday. my birthday is december 22, which this past year was a saturday if i remember correctly, so the bmv was closed, then it was closed sunday obv. and monday was christmas eve, tuesday was christmas, so i had to wait 4 days. shits weak.

    hahaha aw man that sucks balls.
    and thanks !

    I still don’t have my license OR my permit for that matter and I’m 16. Shit sucks so bad. I can’t drive until I get enough cash for insurance, a car, and all that other crap. I can’t wait until I get my license, but it seems like it’s going to be a long time until that happens. Lame...

39. 

    beth said 4 months ago

    MykeCatastrophic said:

    tinaATL said:

    mattschoch said: happy birthday! i didn’t get my license on my birthday. my birthday is december 22, which this past year was a saturday if i remember correctly, so the bmv was closed, then it was closed sunday obv. and monday was christmas eve, tuesday was christmas, so i had to wait 4 days. shits weak.

    hahaha aw man that sucks balls.
    and thanks !

    I still don’t have my license OR my permit for that matter and I’m 16. Shit sucks so bad. I can’t drive until I get enough cash for insurance, a car, and all that other crap. I can’t wait until I get my license, but it seems like it’s going to be a long time until that happens. Lame...

    There are these new things called bikes!! I have a bright yellow one! I dont drive anywhere anymore since I got one!

40. 

    MykeCatastrophic said 4 months ago

    beth said:

    MykeCatastrophic said:

    tinaATL said:

    mattschoch said: happy birthday! i didn’t get my license on my birthday. my birthday is december 22, which this past year was a saturday if i remember correctly, so the bmv was closed, then it was closed sunday obv. and monday was christmas eve, tuesday was christmas, so i had to wait 4 days. shits weak.

    hahaha aw man that sucks balls.
    and thanks !

    I still don’t have my license OR my permit for that matter and I’m 16. Shit sucks so bad. I can’t drive until I get enough cash for insurance, a car, and all that other crap. I can’t wait until I get my license, but it seems like it’s going to be a long time until that happens. Lame...

    There are these new things called bikes!! I have a bright yellow one! I dont drive anywhere anymore since I got one!

    Haha I know that, but I don’t want to spend the money for my car/insurance on a bike unless I can get one for dirt cheap. That, and it’s way too hot for me to ride a bike in Houston and it’s illegal to drive one on a highway, which is where I’d have to go to get anywhere around where I live.

41. 

    beth said 4 months ago

    craigslist.com

42. 

    MykeCatastrophic said 4 months ago

    beth said: craigslist.com

    Still wouldn’t be able to get around, though.

43. 

    Sol Amstutz said 4 months ago

    birdie3431 said:

    monuments said:

    turoneatingpinoy said: Isn’t this illegal since she’s a minor O_o?

    she lives in the west coast where women wear less clothes

    so what do east coast women wear? turtle necks and bell bottoms?

    no way...there are some fantastical sluts here on the east coast.

44. 

    skullface said 4 months ago

    Sonne said:

    birdie3431 said:

    monuments said:

    turoneatingpinoy said: Isn’t this illegal since she’s a minor O_o?

    she lives in the west coast where women wear less clothes

    so what do east coast women wear? turtle necks and bell bottoms?

    no way...there are some fantastical sluts here on the east coast.

    midwest too!

45. 

    Killer Napkins said 4 months ago

    more so prostitots midwest...

46. 

    thebutcher said 4 months ago

    i might go out to try condoms on later.

    is it weird to duct tape a condom to a prostitute’s forehead before you shag?

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