Best Pirate Joke Ever!

This joke was on the back of a pack of "Tooty Fruity’s" in the shop where I work. Its shit but it made me laugh loads at work. Ok here we go:

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   dougie said 4 months ago

   I love that joke!
   I did a doodle of it once...

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   Ameeee said 4 months ago

   What’s a pirates favourite country?
   Arrrrgentina

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   quakerninja said 4 months ago

   Hay guy I heard there’s a new pirate movie comeing out, It’s rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

4. 

   godmachine said 4 months ago

   what do you call a cow with 7 legs?

   a moooootant!

   wait...um..

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   quakerninja said 4 months ago

   oh I stole this off the interwebs but it made me chuckle.

   This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship’s wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?"
   And the pirate says...
   Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!

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   make planes not waste said 4 months ago

   quakerninja said: oh I stole this off the interwebs but it made me chuckle. This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship’s wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?" And the pirate says... Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!

   Sweet! Haha

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   Acid said 4 months ago

   'knock knock'
   'whos there?'
   'interrupting pirate'
   'interrupt-'
   'arrrggghhhh'

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   make planes not waste said 4 months ago

   Acid said: 'knock knock' 'whos there?' 'interrupting pirate' 'interrupt-' 'arrrggghhhh'

   classic lol

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   {miles to go} said 4 months ago

   whats a pirates favorite fast food?

   arrrrrrrrrrbys

10. 

    Ben Danger said 4 months ago

    Favorite beer? PBARRRRRGGHH

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    skull with hair said 4 months ago

    raaaad, the hot topic joke thread. next up is ninja jokes, then chuck norris.

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    brett_district said 4 months ago

    Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

    under his bucan-hat.

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    LuckyStripes said 4 months ago

    What kind of vehicle does a pirate drive?

    A Haaarrrrrrrrrrrrrley!

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    LuckyStripes said 4 months ago

    What did the Pirate say to the Surfer?

    That wave was knarrrrrrrrrrhhhley!

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    LuckyStripes said 4 months ago

    Ben Danger said: Favorite beer? PBARRRRRGGHH

    Hahhahahaha

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    make planes not waste said 4 months ago

    LuckyStripes said: What did the Pirate say to the Surfer? That wave was knarrrrrrrrrrhhhley!

    narly!

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    Master_Control said 4 months ago

    craigski said:

    LuckyStripes said: What did the Pirate say to the Surfer? That wave was knarrrrrrrrrrhhhley!

    narly!

    LuckyStripes said: What did the Pirate say to the Surfer? That wave was knarrrrrrrrrrhhhley!

    *gnarly

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    gabroll said 4 months ago

    "Hey Pirate, what’s your favorite month and beverage in the same sentance?"

    "Matey!"

    ......

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