I have a theory that with all the noobs asking the same questions all the time, some of the other members around here have gotten cranky, I sure have. ( It's called a wacom, 300dpi, layers, mockup better fuck face, get off my lawn. That's not enough to charge, you pay me like the whore I am or I'll spit at you like a lama in hot pants.. So Back to why I really like it here, It's a mix of people that are really good and people that really suck. The hope is that the people that really suck will sooner or later get good and wow the pants off of everyone, but they are going to need a little help. How about everyone submit a short tutorial no matter how dumb or kickass, (Something you made no links, unless it's to something you made.) Could be how to scan a drawing, Choosing the perfect pen. What The fuck is a welcome screen? What does dpi mean and does it give me aides. Maybe tutorial is a bad name, more like psa's for the design tarded. a simple way of saying this is how it works dumbass, thank you for learning how to be less of douche. Other topics/ How to pick the perfect designer, naming things 101 The Who Designed this super quiz Why people don't like Nipples. Terms that should be included in every client brief. Why bands are poor? No really why is that. Discuss. 2009-06-30T23:31:26-04:00 8 2009-06-30T23:05:23-04:00 47331 false false 7196 506 1 2009-11-07T22:02:48-05:00 283 mommy why are we poor 47331 Post 2009-06-30T23:10:58-04:00 1410591 3021 2009-06-30T23:10:58-04:00 How to make a shank in prison and not attract attention and get busted by guards or other homies in your block. supplies- 1 plastic to go coffee lid (minimum, 2-3 optimal) a lighter or matches 1 roll of toilet paper Step 1. light the inner cardboard tube of your roll of toilet paper on fire and quickly but the coffee lid of the top and set on your toilet seat. Step 2. keep a close eye on the lid, once it becomes soft and malleable take the lid off the toilet paper roll and mash the plastic into a ball then place it back onto the toilet paper roll for re heating. Step 3. Place your ball of semi melted plastic on the floor and roll it into a cylinder, use your toilet, the floor, and your burning toilet paper tube to reheat and reshape until you have created a sharp needle like piece of plastic, add more lids to thicken and or lengthen. Distinguish your toilet paper roll fire as soon as you possibly can to avoid creating smoke that will go beyond your cell/create a smell. * flush the entire roll of toilet paper including the burned cardboard core to destroy all evidence you made it. That is my tutorial for Emptees, have fun shiving your cell mate! 47331 Post 2009-06-30T23:14:34-04:00 1410611 9657 2009-06-30T23:14:34-04:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytt767NaqK0 Heres one I did a while back. I'll try it again with some different shapes. 47331 Post 2009-06-30T23:23:58-04:00 1410691 506 2009-06-30T23:37:52-04:00 <blockquote><cite>esquire said:</cite> How to make a shank in prison and not attract attention and get busted by guards or other homies in your block. supplies- 1 plastic to go coffee lid (minimum, 2-3 optimal) a lighter or matches 1 roll of toilet paper Step 1. light the inner cardboard tube of your roll of toilet paper on fire and quickly but the coffee lid of the top and set on your toilet seat. Step 2. keep a close eye on the lid, once it becomes soft and malleable take the lid off the toilet paper roll and mash the plastic into a ball then place it back onto the toilet paper roll for re heating. Step 3. Place your ball of semi melted plastic on the floor and roll it into a cylinder, use your toilet, the floor, and your burning toilet paper tube to reheat and reshape until you have created a sharp needle like piece of plastic, add more lids to thicken and or lengthen. Distinguish your toilet paper roll fire as soon as you possibly can to avoid creating smoke that will go beyond your cell/create a smell. * flush the entire roll of toilet paper including the burned cardboard core to destroy all evidence you made it. That is my tutorial for Emptees, have fun shiving your cell mate!</blockquote> you forgot the part about shoving it up your ass to hide it until finished 47331 Post 2009-06-30T23:24:26-04:00 1410701 1106 2009-06-30T23:24:58-04:00 you are one swell dude quake. 47331 Post 2009-06-30T23:26:32-04:00 1410711 13245 2009-06-30T23:26:32-04:00 <blockquote><cite>skull with hair said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>esquire said:</cite> How to make a shank in prison and not attract attention and get busted by guards or other homies in your block. supplies- 1 plastic to go coffee lid (minimum, 2-3 optimal) a lighter or matches 1 roll of toilet paper Step 1. light the inner cardboard tube of your roll of toilet paper on fire and quickly but the coffee lid of the top and set on your toilet seat. Step 2. keep a close eye on the lid, once it becomes soft and malleable take the lid off the toilet paper roll and mash the plastic into a ball then place it back onto the toilet paper roll for re heating. Step 3. Place your ball of semi melted plastic on the floor and roll it into a cylinder, use your toilet, the floor, and your burning toilet paper tube to reheat and reshape until you have created a sharp needle like piece of plastic, add more lids to thicken and or lengthen. Distinguish your toilet paper roll fire as soon as you possibly can to avoid creating smoke that will go beyond your cell/create a smell. * flush the entire roll of toilet paper including the burned cardboard core to destroy all evidence you made it. That is my tutorial for Emptees, have fun shiving your cell mate!</blockquote> you forgot the part about shoving it up your ass to hide it until finished</blockquote> Not really..you create a shiv that is thin enough to conceal in cracks of concrete block walls and or your cot yet sturdy enough to do the job and easy to dispose of after your finished with it. 47331 Post 2009-06-30T23:26:55-04:00 1410721 9657 2009-06-30T23:26:55-04:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG6Etydngps Here's one I made a while back showing you how to make a mockup. Its really kind of blurry...I'll hopefully be making more soon. 47331 Post 2009-06-30T23:31:08-04:00 1410751 8909 2009-06-30T23:32:23-04:00 How to play airball! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_8BW9MWfrg&feature=channel"></a> 47331 Post 2009-06-30T23:31:26-04:00 1410761 7196 2009-06-30T23:31:26-04:00