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  <body>Genius!!

&lt;a href="http://s178.photobucket.com/albums/w280/edword4/?action=view&amp;current=3657642454_5ac7f0ca11.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w280/edword4/3657642454_5ac7f0ca11.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</body>
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  <title>Burger King: Now Selling Blow Jobs!</title>
  <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-08T07:56:36-05:00</updated-at>
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      <body>This must be fake right?</body>
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      <body>http://www.newser.com/story/62686/bk-goes-crude-with-7-inch-burger-ad.html</body>
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      <body>haha</body>
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    <comment>
      <body>"As subtle as a charging rhino in heat"

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      <body>holy fuck that looks amazing</body>
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      <body>This is why BK is my fav</body>
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      <body>Did you see the slogan? "It just tastes better"</body>
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      <body>Nice! Burger Jobs all around.</body>
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      <body>Nasty.</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2009-06-24T13:46:12-04:00</created-at>
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      <body>&lt;img src="http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/a0fce4a9b11f423c3f272df384fa1ac85378b6a8_m.jpg" /&gt;
more subliminal messages!</body>
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      <body>&lt;nsfw&gt;&lt;img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/358846h.png" /&gt;&lt;/nsfw&gt;</body>
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      <body>I'd like one Super Seven Incher please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezxdgDRguMU&amp;feature=related</body>
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      <body>This is amazing.</body>
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      <body>epic</body>
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      <body>"super seven incher"</body>
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      <body>i know that i could always use a rub and tug with my burgers </body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Jeff Buchanan said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;nsfw&gt;&lt;img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/358846h.png" /&gt;&lt;/nsfw&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

YES!!!!</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Jeff Buchanan said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;nsfw&gt;&lt;img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/358846h.png" /&gt;&lt;/nsfw&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

im currently squealing, and giggling like a school girl.
awesome.</body>
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      <body>I'm honestly not surprised. BK has balls. And they want to put them in everyone's mouths, all the time.

I think it's pretty awesome</body>
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      <body>Now this is advertising haha, well done BK.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;jaynajaynajayna said:&lt;/cite&gt; I'm honestly not surprised. BK has balls. And they want to put them in everyone's mouths, all the time.

I think it's pretty awesome&lt;/blockquote&gt;

LOL</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;jaynajaynajayna said:&lt;/cite&gt; I'm honestly not surprised. BK has balls. And they want to put them in everyone's mouths, all the time.

I think it's pretty awesome&lt;/blockquote&gt;

i agree with jayna on this one. </body>
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      <body>&lt;embed width="320" height="240" src="http://www.spike.com/efp" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="flvbaseclip=3019635" allowfullscreen="true"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt; &lt;div style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px; background-color: #000; width: 448px; padding: 3px 0; color: #fff;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spike.com/video/burger-king-employee/3019635" style="color: #ffcc35; margin-left: 5px;"&gt;Burger King Employee Takes Bath in Sink&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.spike.com/channel/viralvideo" style="color: #ffcc35"&gt;Viral/Other&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.spike.com/" style="color: #ffcc35"&gt;SPIKE.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;

i don't know about you guys, but there's no way i'm letting that dude swallow MY shaft...

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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Jeff Buchanan said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;nsfw&gt;&lt;img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/358846h.png" /&gt;&lt;/nsfw&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

burger king has their own secret sauce?</body>
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      <body>is this fake?</body>
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      <body>I don't like Burger King, and this doesn't help, but it's funny as hell that they would actually do this. I know sex sells and all, but damn...</body>
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      <body>sprits getting in on the bj craze. 

banned German commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nquccBCNYpg&amp;eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2FSillyDogFilms&amp;feature=player_profilepage</body>
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      <body>hahah I posted that ad on the end of the Thursday Thread after Jud said "this thread is huge" and it was totally what she said </body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;edword said:&lt;/cite&gt; sprits getting in on the bj craze. 

banned German commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nquccBCNYpg&amp;eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2FSillyDogFilms&amp;feature=player_profilepage&lt;/blockquote&gt;

lolol</body>
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