Randomentity - Courtney Varner avatar

Bacon Burgers

posted 3 months ago by Randomentity


The burger above might look fairly ordinary, but the patty is not ground chuck or ground sirloin or any kind of ground beef.

That, my friends, is 100 percent ground bacon, skillet-cooked ("to avoid having it break apart on the grill"), and sandwiched between two slices of pepper Jack cheese

24 Comments

  1. MickyMays - MickyMays avatar

    MickyMays said 3 months ago

    i think i would throughly enjoy this, then immediately die of heart failure

  2. heavyprints - Nick avatar

    heavyprints said 3 months ago

    MickyMays said: i think i would throughly enjoy this, then immediately die of heart failure

    Hahaha

  3. Randomentity - Courtney Varner avatar

    Randomentity said 3 months ago

    *cachug cachug cachug*

    that is the sound of my arteries just by looking at it.

  4. jaynajaynajayna - Jayna avatar

    jaynajaynajayna said 3 months ago

    I am so into clogging my arteries you have no idea

    There are two things you can pretty much count on being in my fridge. Beer, bacon.

  5. Randomentity - Courtney Varner avatar

    Randomentity said 3 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said: I am so into clogging my arteries you have no idea There are two things you can pretty much count on being in my fridge. Beer, bacon.

    i’m on my way over.

  6. skull with hair - skull with hair avatar

    skull with hair said 3 months ago

    where the fuck do you get that thing?!?!?!?!!!!

  7. heythequickness - Jerome Villagracia avatar

    heythequickness said 3 months ago

    Bacon taste good. Pork chops taste good.

  8. turoneatingpinoy - "Crazy" Mike avatar

    turoneatingpinoy said 3 months ago

    skull with hair said: where the fuck do you get that thing?!?!?!?!!!!

    That’s a Wendy’s Baconator.

  9. robolove - Paul Richardson avatar

    robolove said 3 months ago

    Yum, facon sandwiches are better. No animals die AND they are less likely to clog your arteries.

    Look how apitising this bacon sandwich looks!!

  10. heythequickness - Jerome Villagracia avatar

    heythequickness said 3 months ago

    robolove said: Yum, facon sandwiches are better. No animals die AND they are less likely to clog your arteries. Look how apitising this bacon sandwich looks!!

    Holy shit that sucks

  11. jaynajaynajayna - Jayna avatar

    jaynajaynajayna said 3 months ago

    robolove said: Yum, facon sandwiches are better. No animals die AND they are less likely to clog your arteries. Look how apitising this bacon sandwich looks!!

    That seriously defeats the whole purpose of bacon, beyond just being delicious. You do not understand bacon.

    When the ratio of people who understand bacon is approached by a similar number of people don’t, the world will implode and we will all be cascaded into outer space, and our bodies will burn up in the atmosphere. It will be preceded by months of tremors from the bowels of the earth, and panic will spread across the globe as humans will learn they are to accept a new fate. The worst part will be that few minutes when everyone is shooting up into the sky, a bunch of Christians will think it’s the Rapture, and accept their fate openly weeping all the while. And you may be close to a loved one at the time when it happens - you will be forced to do nothing but stare into their eyes and try and yell that you love them, but you can’t because you’re moving too quickly and the sound of the earth imploding will be deafening. So you just fly through the air and stare at each other, then when you get high enough, you get to watch each other, as well as whoever else is around you, slowly freeze. If you’re lucky you’ll die for the cold.

    Basically stop eating that horse shit

  12. robolove - Paul Richardson avatar

    robolove said 3 months ago

    To be fair quorn bacon tastes amazing. I did use to love bacon prior to becoming vegeterian and it is one of the few things I would miss if this Quorn Bacon didnt taste so good.

    I recommend trying it :-) It tastes kinda like frazzles.

  13. Randomentity - Courtney Varner avatar

    Randomentity said 3 months ago

    robolove said: Yum, facon sandwiches are better. No animals die AND they are less likely to clog your arteries. Look how apitising this bacon sandwich looks!!

    ummm no, just...no.
    Seriously, if you’re a vegetarian, then stick to your VEGETABLES stop eating vegetable stuff that’s supposed to look and taste like meat. it’s retarded and i don’t understand. You made the choice that you feel that animals shouldn’t die for food, which is...your decision. The fact that fake meat even exists shows that EVERY vegetarian that screams "HUMAN’S AREN’T MADE TO EAT MEAT, IT’S NOT NATURAL" are a bunch of liars. You crave meat but you deny yourself the delicious pleasure because of a moral decision and then try to back it up with some half assed "scientific" research.
    I have nothing agaisnt vegetarians/vegans what have you, I agree that the meat packing industry is disgusting and animal cruelty is rampant, almost the norm.

    in short

    jaynajaynajayna said: Basically stop eating that horse shit

    thank you jayna

    and what the fuck are frazzles?

  14. robolove - Paul Richardson avatar

    robolove said 3 months ago

    If they make vegeterian food and you are a vegeterian why not eat it? Makes sense and it gives you vitamins and proteins and whatever. Im not saying don’t eat meat. Just try the bacon because it tastes good.

    Frazzles are amazing bacon crisps:

  15. Pearls To Pigs - Joe avatar

    Pearls To Pigs said 3 months ago

    i would like that sandwich now, please.

  16. heroes - rich avatar

    heroes said 3 months ago

    whats wrong with pork sausages

  17. robolove - Paul Richardson avatar

    robolove said 3 months ago

    Nothing if you eat meat and don’t think about whats inside them :-)

  18. Truman325i - Andy Meyer avatar

    Truman325i said 3 months ago

    ive done bacon on toast before? This might be too much though.

  19. eyes and i - Mike Fredette avatar

    eyes and i said 3 months ago

    jaynajaynajayna said: There are two things you can pretty much count on being in my fridge. Beer, bacon.

    Marry me.

    Pleeeeease?

  20. heroes - rich avatar

    heroes said 3 months ago

    robolove said: Nothing if you eat meat and don’t think about whats inside them :-)

    i was a veggie for 11 years and theres so much shit in quorn products and no nutrients

    but i disagree about if your a veggie you shouldn’t eat these products theres only so many times you can eat mushroom rissotto before you get fed up

  21. jaynajaynajayna - Jayna avatar

    jaynajaynajayna said 3 months ago

    There is definitely some delish vegan cuisine out there. I have a lot of friends who are veggie/vegan and they are always like HEY LETS GO TO THIS COOL NEW ARTSY RESTAURANT THATS VEGAN

    My only thing is like, don’t fuck up bacon. Just cut it out.

  22. Randomentity - Courtney Varner avatar

    Randomentity said 3 months ago

    i don’t have a problem with vegan/vegetarians either, just don’t fuck with my meat. and morningstar and all those other products are so full of shit you’d be better off eating the hormone super cow that makes you awesome like me.

  23. scapyyy - Brandon avatar

    scapyyy said 3 months ago

    Randomentity said:
    robolove said: Yum, facon sandwiches are better. No animals die AND they are less likely to clog your arteries. Look how apitising this bacon sandwich looks!!

    ummm no, just...no.
    Seriously, if you’re a vegetarian, then stick to your VEGETABLES stop eating vegetable stuff that’s supposed to look and taste like meat. it’s retarded and i don’t understand. You made the choice that you feel that animals shouldn’t die for food, which is...your decision. The fact that fake meat even exists shows that EVERY vegetarian that screams "HUMAN’S AREN’T MADE TO EAT MEAT, IT’S NOT NATURAL" are a bunch of liars. You crave meat but you deny yourself the delicious pleasure because of a moral decision and then try to back it up with some half assed "scientific" research.
    I have nothing agaisnt vegetarians/vegans what have you, I agree that the meat packing industry is disgusting and animal cruelty is rampant, almost the norm.

    in short

    jaynajaynajayna said: Basically stop eating that horse shit

    thank you jayna

    and what the fuck are frazzles?

    you are my hero.

  24. Randomentity - Courtney Varner avatar

    Randomentity said 3 months ago

    scapyyy said:
    Randomentity said:
    robolove said: Yum, facon sandwiches are better. No animals die AND they are less likely to clog your arteries. Look how apitising this bacon sandwich looks!!

    ummm no, just...no.
    Seriously, if you’re a vegetarian, then stick to your VEGETABLES stop eating vegetable stuff that’s supposed to look and taste like meat. it’s retarded and i don’t understand. You made the choice that you feel that animals shouldn’t die for food, which is...your decision. The fact that fake meat even exists shows that EVERY vegetarian that screams "HUMAN’S AREN’T MADE TO EAT MEAT, IT’S NOT NATURAL" are a bunch of liars. You crave meat but you deny yourself the delicious pleasure because of a moral decision and then try to back it up with some half assed "scientific" research.
    I have nothing agaisnt vegetarians/vegans what have you, I agree that the meat packing industry is disgusting and animal cruelty is rampant, almost the norm.

    in short

    jaynajaynajayna said: Basically stop eating that horse shit

    thank you jayna

    and what the fuck are frazzles?

    you are my hero.

    now now, i don’t want Kyle to get all protective and jealous

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