this shit is rich... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are you an asian male? You: yep You: jajaja Stranger: hey now Stranger: where you from? You: asian Stranger: yeah but where? You: asia city Stranger: youre a fag! Your conversational partner has disconnected. www.omegle.com 2009-06-22T00:58:36-04:00 46 2009-06-16T02:06:51-04:00 41061 false false 9099 1106 1 2009-11-08T05:21:43-05:00 1515 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: from? You: unda Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T02:12:55-04:00 1201941 7069 2009-06-16T02:12:55-04:00 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo who dis? You: talk motherfucker! You: why you so quiet baby?! Stranger: yea You: let me hear that shit Stranger: i'm here You: good You: now get down You: like... Stranger: wat u wana tlak about? You: get the fuck down You: nasty shit You: dirty shit Stranger: ? You: gangsta shit boo You: do what u gotta do You: uhhhhhhhh Stranger: wtf ar u talking about? You: sex nigga You: lets do some shit You: raw shit You: FUCKIN DO SOMETHING Stranger: wat ya wana do? You: NOW You: SEX OR ORAL OR BOTH!!!!! You: go! Stranger: bith. Stranger: voth Stranger: both You: talk english motherfucker Stranger: u on some weed ? You: you know you want 2 get nasty as hell You: only weed thas tru You: commence da suckin You: AHHHHHHHHHHH shit, no shit though it feelz good and real Stranger: i hav to go........... You: FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK BITCH You: no wait Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T02:16:44-04:00 1201961 1106 2009-06-16T02:24:43-04:00 my fav You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! <b>You:</b> yo you miss yo period? <b>You:</b> cause i ain't got no money for no baby Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T02:19:26-04:00 1202001 1106 2009-06-16T02:24:18-04:00 hahahaa 41061 Post 2009-06-16T02:21:20-04:00 1202011 7069 2009-06-16T02:21:20-04:00 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo what it do with yo period? i ain't got no money You: fuck all these games yo You: i have emotions im serious Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T02:22:01-04:00 1202021 1106 2009-06-16T02:24:25-04:00 They wont let me spit Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: whattup ni99a Stranger: hi You: what it do youngn Stranger: what Stranger: ? Stranger: youngn? You: Im about to be a multiplatinum rapper You: yadadamean 41061 Post 2009-06-16T02:22:27-04:00 1202031 785 2009-06-16T02:22:27-04:00 Stranger: hey ua girl You: im a dude, you fattso Your conversational partner has disconnected :) 41061 Post 2009-06-16T02:23:17-04:00 1202051 12918 2009-06-16T02:23:17-04:00 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: spare me that period mess, you ain't blood to me Stranger: twilight You: im tirded of all this You: back down ho! Stranger: wtf Stranger: asl You: no for real i love you but it is crazy Stranger: u the crazy pne You: 9/BOTH/LA Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T02:23:52-04:00 1202061 1106 2009-06-16T02:24:35-04:00 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: let me see that period, if not im bout to blast ya girl You: DONT PLAY WITH ME You: TALK HO You: WTF Stranger: whay You: i'm EMOTIONALLLLLLL Stranger: whay Stranger: what You: don't fuck wit me You: seriously You: that is my fucking baby inside you You: if he kicks YOU FUCKING LET ME KNOW You: if he burps YOU FUCKING LET ME KNOW You: if he shits anything YOU FUCKING LET ME KNOW Stranger: 얌 You: that is MY SEEDDDDDDD Stranger: 야 You: MY SEED Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T02:33:11-04:00 1202111 1106 2009-06-16T02:33:11-04:00 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: go fuck yourself. Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T02:37:04-04:00 1202141 7069 2009-06-16T02:37:04-04:00 You: skull with hair? Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T02:48:10-04:00 1202221 9757 2009-06-16T02:48:10-04:00 You: are you from emptees? Stranger: yes Stranger: i like marihuana 41061 Post 2009-06-16T02:52:53-04:00 1202251 6950 2009-06-16T02:52:53-04:00 ^ the spacing was annoying, but the end of that made me laugh. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T03:32:32-04:00 1202751 8810 2009-06-16T03:32:32-04:00 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: where are you from ? You: Imma gangsta, bitch. I'm from tha hood. You: 7 bullets to tha dome muhfuckas. Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T05:29:37-04:00 1203551 997 2009-06-16T05:29:37-04:00 Could not handle my swagger. Could. Not. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T05:30:02-04:00 1203561 997 2009-06-16T05:30:02-04:00 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: are you interesting? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. I feel like I broke his self esteem! 41061 Post 2009-06-16T06:15:54-04:00 1203671 13276 2009-06-16T06:18:53-04:00 You: Hi Stranger: hey You: Where you from? Stranger: finland u+ You: I travel the world You: Born in India, raised in France and Chicago You: Still travelling You: I'm in a hotel in china You: you like dog? Stranger: yes You: which? You: i like most You: i never eat the brain though Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T07:16:40-04:00 1203851 25661 2009-06-16T07:16:40-04:00 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi~ You: I found you motherfucker. Prepare to get your ass kicked, bitch. You thought you could hide but I fucking found you!!!! You: what now, bitch? You: quit backpeddling!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T09:35:12-04:00 1204731 1661 2009-06-16T09:35:12-04:00 You: faggot You: fap fap fap Stranger: hi :) You: howdy partner Stranger: how you doin? :) Stranger: Youre no fun :( You: oh perrrty good You: lol You: u Stranger: I HAVE A DICK You: ME TOO ITS HUGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE You: won't even fit in this chatroom Stranger: disgusting. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T13:54:57-04:00 1207601 10969 2009-06-16T13:54:57-04:00 bhahahaha. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo dickweed. You: shutthefuckup. You: yeah, you do suck. You: so gtfo. Stranger: 幹幹 Stranger: 幹幹幹幹幹幹 41061 Post 2009-06-16T14:03:12-04:00 1207691 13245 2009-06-16T14:03:12-04:00 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: how many times a day u fap it? Stranger: bout 4 or 5 You: i fap about 5 times You: shit yeah You: we should hang out! Stranger: mine is now! Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-16T14:25:24-04:00 1208111 10969 2009-06-16T14:25:24-04:00 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi, before we start i am male.... You: so what i am bisexual# Stranger: cool You: i also like to watch old woman in showers Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T09:46:35-04:00 1260121 1929 2009-06-20T09:46:35-04:00 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! You: what is this!? Stranger: This is a random stranger Stranger: didnt you mother teach you that you should never talk with strangers? You: i was raped by my mother Stranger: cool Stranger: must have your familiy parties more fun You: only when there was cake Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T09:49:45-04:00 1260141 1929 2009-06-20T09:49:45-04:00 seven bullets to the dome hahahahahaha 41061 Post 2009-06-20T10:01:11-04:00 1260221 1404 2009-06-20T10:01:11-04:00 <b>This was the best one I've ever had:</b> Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hii You: nintendo Stranger: i like nintendo You: I like balls Stranger: mee too !! You: in and around my mouth Stranger: WOW mee too serius!! You: awesome Stranger: yes :) You: suck my dick BITCH You: you ma bitch BITCH Stranger: Yaaaa i want that !!! You: hell YYYEEEEEAAAAH Stranger: oooo Yaaa You: get on yo knees Stranger: u soo sexy !!! Stranger: oo ooo ooooo You: and suck it! SUCK IT GOOD nigga!! Stranger: ooo yaaa ooo yaaaaaaaaaaa You: I am damn sexy You: BITCH Stranger: ooo uuu mother fucker i love u !!!!!!!! You: aaaaaAAAAWWWW yeah You: that hits the spot Stranger: i gooot it !!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww You: Imma take you to the candy shop You: imma let you lick a lolly pop Stranger: i love lollipops You: swallow bitch Stranger: ooo yaaa!!! You: and if you can't swallow, shut up bitch! GARGLE Stranger: woooow yooo are mean i like it !! You: oh yeah Stranger: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo You: i'm on mean mutha fucka You: one MEAN muthafucka You: now dop yo pants and imma put it in yo ass Stranger: wooow its so hot when you habe sex whit you mother You: NO BITCH! You: I don't have sex wit my mamma!!! Stranger: we can have sex togheter You: hell yeah, Imma get inside your puckered asshole You: BITCH You: where's the cooking oil at Stranger: wooow You: i need some lube Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T13:29:21-04:00 1261941 11188 2009-06-20T13:29:41-04:00 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Sean? Stranger: No, this is Patrick. You: Patrick Star? Stranger: Yes. Stranger: I'm not a Krusty Krab. You: is this the Krusty Krab Stranger: NO! THIS IS PATRICK! 41061 Post 2009-06-20T13:33:10-04:00 1262011 11188 2009-06-20T13:33:10-04:00 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Hello Stranger: whats up? You: What's UP? Stranger: just chilling Stranger: you? You: Just Chilling You: YOU? Stranger: tard Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T13:45:40-04:00 1262081 4540 2009-06-20T13:45:40-04:00 <blockquote><cite>heavyprints said:</cite> Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: where are you from ? You: Imma gangsta, bitch. I'm from tha hood. You: 7 bullets to tha dome muhfuckas. Your conversational partner has disconnected.</blockquote> I'm still laughing at this 41061 Post 2009-06-20T20:39:59-04:00 1265171 1404 2009-06-20T20:39:59-04:00 Side note, having way too much fun doing this 41061 Post 2009-06-20T22:05:36-04:00 1265741 2329 2009-06-20T22:05:36-04:00 You: O Hai!!!!! Stranger: hii=) You: I'm totally like, super excited to be talking to strangers! Stranger: hehe=) Stranger: yeah me to Stranger: lol Stranger: so where are you from? You: Like omg, this one time... this homeless guy in NY came up to me and asked me for change, then he whipped out his penis. Lyke so uncool when a stranger does that You: But lyke, this is tooootally chill Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: UPLOADING TROJAN.EXE Stranger: UPLOAD COMPLETE You: Ooo Trojans! That's like.... a condom ryght? Stranger: Your computer will terminate Stranger: when you shut it down You: Terminate? You: Like, the movie? You: Because I don't know if I like robots Stranger: Hello, Dave. You: Listen buster, but I don't know who dave is... or why you think I'm him but get your facts straight You: MY DICK'S HUGE You: LIKE 30 FEET You: AT LEAST Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T22:06:01-04:00 1265751 2329 2009-06-20T22:10:41-04:00 Ok ok last one: Stranger: hey sexy Stranger: asl?? Stranger: ;) You: 11 / f / alaska You: I hope you like it hairless You: Mine hasn't grown in yet Stranger: are you really 11???? You: Hell yeah, and I fuck like a champ Stranger: bull Stranger: i don't thin you are 11 Stranger: lol You: You know you want to try out this 11 year old pussy You: I haven't had my period yet, so you can bust right in me Stranger: you are def a guy Stranger: ass hole You: I don't have tits yet though, but I'll wear a shirt if you need me to Stranger: your so creepy You: So when are we fucking? Stranger: 11!!???!?! seriously?? Stranger: NEVER!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T22:41:49-04:00 1265951 2329 2009-06-20T22:41:49-04:00 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: what it is homie? Stranger: Where are you from You: Skarflax 13 Stranger: like me. I hope you are aware about the magic fog that is sorrounding us You: where are you from? You: wat Stranger: Don´t you know about that? Stranger: It ´s on the 666 channel You: are you also on Skarflax 13? Stranger: Yes You: oh shit. Stranger: But tomorrow i will leave to 14 You: jokes on you jack. Skarflax 14 was destroyed in the Herd Wars on 2086. You: sick burn Stranger: That´s on the fourth dimension. Here it won´t be destroyed until the seventh moon You: oh. nice one. that might be true if the Herd Wars werent held across all dimensions. The seventh moon is a myth. Stranger: Don´t tell me that, my dog is still there You: well your dog is fucking dead You: Unless it joined the Herd Alliance, then its just a slave. Stranger: I will be back in time to save him You: he's already fucking gone. Stranger: Noooooooooooo You: im so sorry for your loss You: I started a Herd Resistance Team, but no one joined. Lamezors. Stranger: I believe you, the truth is that i am the infiltrator You: your dog is in a better place. sitting on the right side of Hoofsglaar. Space Dog Warrior god. You: wat You: infiltrator? Stranger: Yes. In fact he is not a dog, he is a body snatcher You: fuck that. your dog was just a dog. Skarflax 13 does not house the proper environment for body snatching organisms. Your dog was normal, and now because of your insolence, your dog is fucking dead. Hoofsglaar banished your dog to Knazlesak 47 prison planet for dead dogs. Stranger: It can´t be true. Hoofsglaar was the body snatched. And now my dog is really my dog but you think is hoofsglaar but he is now the king of the planet You: Everyone knows Hoofsglaar reigns in Obnatriax. He is unsnatchable due to a megaRAM upgrade in 2053. Stranger: Thats with your mejillonian dating. In the fanfalan ages 2053 will never come. It´s always the year 2052, like the ancient movie Pansatoni Phil You: Pansatoni Phil was fiction. We on Skarflax only deal with documentaries. Fictitious films were banished in 2048. You must be a tourist from Ptozicack. It is becoming apparent that you know nothing of Skarflax 13. Stranger: What are you saying. I am the founder of the xalfraks 31 The parallel world of yours, so i always know what is going to happen there. Ignorant You: Not likely. xalfraks 31 is in the Creaxiton galaxy. Stranger: My dog secret siamese brother is the King of the Creaxiton galaxy, so I can attack several worlds. You: fuck that, you arent attacking shit. Creaxiton doesnt even have an army. Stranger: It´s just a one dog army. It´s enough You: Yeah bit that dog is dead, and it has been banished to Knazlesak 47 prison planet for dead dogs. That isnt in the Creaxiton galaxy. You fail at space navigation. Stranger: Ok I admit it I am just a spanish guy trying to travel accross time. Buahhhh You: me too. You have disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T22:55:27-04:00 1266041 725 2009-06-20T22:55:27-04:00 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hey You: I'm a negro. Stranger: and what is exactly a negro? You: A black man. Stranger: ah, ok. You: You white boy? Stranger: and i'm a white girl You: Say sorry. Stranger: me? You: Yea You: Say it You: say you're sorry Stranger: no, i wont say it. may i know why? You: For slavery girl! For slavery! You: For putting the black man down for 400 years You: for RACISM You: say it. Stranger: You must say sorry for talk to me as u're talking. You: Then you must say sorry for using terrible grammar, and offending my negro sensibilities. You: What, you think I'm black you need to say "U're"? You: That don't make no sense girl. Stranger: Oh, i understand everything now. I have towo options: or u're (see, my grammar is terrible) crazy, or u're a joker. You: No, no no. I'm not crazy. I'm an oppressed minority, you know what that means girl? You: Would you like a history lesson? Stranger: No, i don't. I'm not inside many minorities, what doesnt mean that i do not agree with them. Stranger: I know history more than you, man. I 'won't discuss with u anymore. You: You don't know any history! You: I'm oppressed! You: I'm a slave! You: And it's your fault! Stranger: A modern one, as i can see. You: Apologize! You: And we'll be peaches and cream. You: Just say it You: all you have to say is "Sorry Black Man, Sorry for making you an oppressed minority slave" You: Even "I'm sorry" would work. You: do it girl. Stranger: I didnt do anything, mr. Mad. You: I would prefer Jammal. You: Or can you not call me by my name since I'm inferior?! You: RACIST! You: I'm callin' the ACLU! Stranger: Jammal. Well, Jammal, i didn't do anything against you. But You talkes to me in a very impolite way, do u know that? You: I just want an apology. You: And stop calling me Jammal You: only my dead gran mammy can call me that. You: and you killed her You: with your oppresive white ways You: i've had enuf of this racism. Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T22:59:52-04:00 1266071 5969 2009-06-20T22:59:52-04:00 This is far too much fun for me. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I want an apology. You: now. Stranger: im sorry You: thank you. Stranger: what i did was unforgivable You: you're right. You: I'm black You: you made me a slave You: and now that apology has healed my wounds. You: I appreciate it. You: Maybe we could make an interracial couple and have babies uglier than sin. Stranger: any time Stranger: yes yes perhaps we could You: That'd be cool. Stranger: but in the mean time Stranger: can you help me find my cat? You: Sure man, sure, anything for you. You: Found it. You: Uhh, it's dead dawg. You: Some white kid killed it. Stranger: I SAID BOY FIND THAT THEM THER CAT OR IMMA PULL OUT THE WHIP AGAIN You: OH NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT. You: HOW DARE YOU! You: just kidding, i'm white. Stranger: me too You: white power. Stranger: we have a lot in common You: i agree! You: well, i'm going to go burn some crosses, talk to you later whitie Stranger: alright peace out cub scout Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T23:04:41-04:00 1266141 5969 2009-06-20T23:04:41-04:00 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello! You: first off, I would like to say that I'm required by New York state of Law, that I am a childrens sex offender. Stranger: hi! Stranger: asl You: 55/m/ny You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T23:07:41-04:00 1266171 33141 2009-06-20T23:07:41-04:00 Alright last one: Stranger: horny? You: Always You: asl? Stranger: 21/m/us Stranger: you? You: 16/f/us Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T23:11:08-04:00 1266221 2329 2009-06-20T23:11:08-04:00 Pretty NSFW..... P.s. thank you bscaps, I copied you at the end :P 2803 users online Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Question. Stranger: shoot You: I'm black. Stranger: Isn't that a statement You: No You: you racist boy? You: Thinkin' I'm stupid. Stranger: yea You: Bastard. Stranger: extremely racist You: Ugh. You: Apologize for slavery You: and Obama will send you flowers You: do it You: ill tell him you told me sorry You: 5 letters Stranger: I apologize... but not for slavery You: Nope You: you said sorry Stranger: for my ancestors raping your ancestors You: i refuse to read anything after the initial apology You: congrats You: you just apologized for slavery. Stranger: fair enough You: Some racist you are. You: Failure Stranger: Some black guy you are Stranger: I said it You: No you didn't. You: how dare you. You: well i'm going to harvard! You: so ha ha You: and it's probably because i'm black Stranger: probably Stranger: or because you stay up late, reading about Nietzsche Stranger: and watching old Stanley Kubrick movies Stranger: while masturbating Stranger: you sick fuck You: god You: you are so wise. You: i don't know where the video cameras are You: but im naked You: for you. Stranger: good You: i'm a 300 pound black girl Stranger: hott You: i haven't shaved in 8 months. Stranger: even better You: and i "forget" to change my tampons Stranger: I can smell that moist hairy vag from here You: so they're all dangling in my pubes like ornaments Stranger: boy am I turned on You: and by pubes i mean rain forest jungle You: dont call me boy You: my name is Nosmoking You: Nosmoking Allidah Jones You: my mamma says kobe is my daddy Stranger: She's wrong Stranger: I'm ya daddy You: Oh shit! You: How old er you! You: My mammys 12! Stranger: Nosmoking.. I'm so sorry for abandoning you You: It's okay. You: I've come to terms with it You: mamma has a picture of you on the dresser You: i use it form time to time You: when i get lonely and my dildo breaks. You: you have a nice white moustache now daddy. Stranger: I'm currently ramming 4 dildos up my asshole Stranger: reading this You: I would like to say that I’m required by New York state of Law, that I am a childrens sex offender. Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T23:12:32-04:00 1266241 5969 2009-06-20T23:12:32-04:00 <blockquote><cite>ArkaikClothing said:</cite> Pretty NSFW..... P.s. thank you bscaps, I copied you at the end :P .</blockquote> such a great convo killer! 41061 Post 2009-06-20T23:15:25-04:00 1266261 33141 2009-06-20T23:15:25-04:00 Hahahaha, I almost pissed myself 41061 Post 2009-06-20T23:28:36-04:00 1266351 5969 2009-06-20T23:28:36-04:00 Not the funnest one ever but ohh well.... Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f You: h e l l o You: \m/ You: you ? Stranger: gay You: is gay a sex? Stranger: yes Stranger: have camera? You: yeah You: but it kinda eats shit Stranger: mn? Stranger: msn You: like trees and barbecues Stranger: ok Stranger: give msn You: its not mine to give You: do I look like microsoft Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T23:29:52-04:00 1266371 12039 2009-06-20T23:29:52-04:00 Stranger: hey You: yeah ! Stranger: how is going? You: depends what it is You: are we talknig about my genitals Stranger: a flexible answer... You: are you saying my genitals are flexible ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: whats good You: so I like have this creamy blus discharge comming out of my anus Stranger: thats pretty fucked up Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T23:31:30-04:00 1266381 12039 2009-06-20T23:34:00-04:00 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: pop You: popopopop Your conversational partner has disconnected. 41061 Post 2009-06-20T23:32:25-04:00 1266391 1114 2009-06-20T23:32:25-04:00 <blockquote><cite>ArkaikClothing said:</cite> Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hey You: I'm a negro. Stranger: and what is exactly a negro? You: A black man. Stranger: ah, ok. You: You white boy? Stranger: and i'm a white girl You: Say sorry. Stranger: me? You: Yea You: Say it You: say you're sorry Stranger: no, i wont say it. may i know why? You: For slavery girl! For slavery! You: For putting the black man down for 400 years You: for RACISM You: say it. Stranger: You must say sorry for talk to me as u're talking. You: Then you must say sorry for using terrible grammar, and offending my negro sensibilities. You: What, you think I'm black you need to say "U're"? You: That don't make no sense girl. Stranger: Oh, i understand everything now. I have towo options: or u're (see, my grammar is terrible) crazy, or u're a joker. You: No, no no. I'm not crazy. I'm an oppressed minority, you know what that means girl? You: Would you like a history lesson? Stranger: No, i don't. I'm not inside many minorities, what doesnt mean that i do not agree with them. Stranger: I know history more than you, man. I 'won't discuss with u anymore. You: You don't know any history! You: I'm oppressed! You: I'm a slave! You: And it's your fault! Stranger: A modern one, as i can see. You: Apologize! You: And we'll be peaches and cream. You: Just say it You: all you have to say is "Sorry Black Man, Sorry for making you an oppressed minority slave" You: Even "I'm sorry" would work. You: do it girl. Stranger: I didnt do anything, mr. Mad. You: I would prefer Jammal. You: Or can you not call me by my name since I'm inferior?! You: RACIST! You: I'm callin' the ACLU! Stranger: Jammal. Well, Jammal, i didn't do anything against you. But You talkes to me in a very impolite way, do u know that? You: I just want an apology. You: And stop calling me Jammal You: only my dead gran mammy can call me that. You: and you killed her You: with your oppresive white ways You: i've had enuf of this racism. Your conversational partner has disconnected.</blockquote> laughed my ass off reading this 41061 Post 2009-06-20T23:49:31-04:00 1266481 10846 2009-06-20T23:49:31-04:00 Stranger: hi You: marco Stranger: polo You: ha ha you win guess i am not a fun chatter 41061 Post 2009-06-21T01:27:53-04:00 1267071 1499 2009-06-21T01:27:53-04:00 a few of these are funny, most of you are creeps 41061 Post 2009-06-21T09:18:44-04:00 1269141 1146 2009-06-21T09:18:44-04:00 Stranger: lol, this thing always disconnects me, im melissa , 19 female in florida, if you wanna know more, msg me on my msn my screen name is melissa300m You: you fail at being a internet ho 41061 Post 2009-06-22T00:58:36-04:00 1277841 9099 2009-06-22T00:58:36-04:00