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  <body>Check out this &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0014J7NDI?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=oddee-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0014J7NDI"&gt;bacon wallet&lt;/a&gt;! you can put your "&lt;a href="http://www.emptees.com/posts/25831-meat-business-cards"&gt;meat card&lt;/a&gt;" business card in it. You can look cool paying for your &lt;a href="http://www.emptees.com/posts/32731-bacon-and-alcohol"&gt;Bakon vodka&lt;/a&gt; pulling money out of you bacon wallet...</body>
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  <title>How much do you like bacon?</title>
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      <body>Could be wearing this too
&lt;img src="http://kingstrike.com/static/designs/141/original/placement.jpg" /&gt;</body>
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      <body>Bacon that you don't eat is a waste of delicious bacon.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;thestray said:&lt;/cite&gt; Bacon that you don't eat is a waste of delicious bacon.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

hmm strong point</body>
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      <body>i know I like it more than boobs</body>
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      <body>&lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/jarrettmeyer/SO7AMgD2NvI/AAAAAAAAAY0/_BJMUieC2Lw/DonutsAndBacon08_thumb%5B1%5D.png?imgmax=800" /&gt;</body>
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      <body>alot</body>
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      <body>i have just taken some bacon out of the freezer for defrosting based on this thread.</body>
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      <body>I bathe in bacon</body>
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      <body>i dig turkey bacon</body>
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      <body>i would like to make a deposit in that meat wallet...</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;trustno1 said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/jarrettmeyer/SO7AMgD2NvI/AAAAAAAAAY0/_BJMUieC2Lw/DonutsAndBacon08_thumb%5B1%5D.png?imgmax=800" /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

why isn't it running with coffee</body>
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      <body>I'd eat my own foot if it was wrapped in bacon... Quote from some show that I can't remember. But it's still true!</body>
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      <body>Everyone should turn this into an epic bacon thread. There has to be a bacon phone out there...</body>
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      <body>Why hasn't this video been posted yet?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5933487992252736220</body>
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      <body>&lt;img src="http://scienceblogs.com/isisthescientist/upload/2009/03/heard_in_the_isis_house/diet_coke_bacon.jpg" /&gt;</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Jon Kruse said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;trustno1 said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/jarrettmeyer/SO7AMgD2NvI/AAAAAAAAAY0/_BJMUieC2Lw/DonutsAndBacon08_thumb%5B1%5D.png?imgmax=800" /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

why isn't it running with coffee&lt;/blockquote&gt;

LOL good question. That's a very good question.</body>
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      <body>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/Ni5izETPwnxhz4c4gAH5KBOzo1_500.jpg" /&gt;

http://baconbaconbacon.tumblr.com/post/113870444/bacon-inside-the-waffles-edit-simply-cook-some</body>
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      <body>&lt;img src="http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/8/633670037983168238-bacon.jpg" /&gt;</body>
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      <body>&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qj6qGd4X52M/SVKP5PkKYqI/AAAAAAAABhA/2NZPKDKRCVc/s400/Bacon3.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://baconhaikus.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bacon-panties.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://baconhaikus.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/bacon-bikini-nsfw.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/11/bacon%20bandage.jpg" /&gt;

'Nuff said.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;benzoe88 said:&lt;/cite&gt;

&lt;img src="http://baconhaikus.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/bacon-bikini-nsfw.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;


wow bacon that taste like fish

</body>
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      <body>&lt;img src="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/01/handsome%20lads.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/21/bacon-suit.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/29/bacon%20shoes.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/22/bacon%20bits.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/24/bakon%20vodka.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/23/bacon%20gummis.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/02/baconlube.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/05/bacon-balls.jpg" /&gt;

&lt;img src="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/14/gun3.jpg" /&gt;

</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Killer Napkins said:&lt;/cite&gt; i would like to make a deposit in that meat wallet...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

hey oooohhh!  haha</body>
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