Whats your talent?

posted 3 months ago by MadeByMAS

Other then designing...

There has been so much drama in the threads lately I thought it would be good to get some positive vibes flowing again.

Do you have any weird skill or talents? If so post about it or better yet a picture, or even better a video!

The more embarrassing the better!

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hyperhyphen said 3 months ago

I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue ....does that count???? Oh and if you say is nothing, try
jaynajaynajayna said 3 months ago

I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and went to the junior olympics for it when i was little! I haven't done it in years but you know. Fun to talk about at parties

Also I am naturally blonde that is not a talent so much as a little known fact that messes with people
hyperhyphen said 3 months ago

OO I also drive fast (for a chick) when I am nervous, and haven't crushed my car once
joeROOSTER said 3 months ago

bboy
MadeByMAS said 3 months ago

My secret hobby/talent is Handboarding, like tech deck finger boards but they are a lot bigger and you use your hands...Im pretty rad at it. It really pisses off my girlfriend and she says I look like a little kid.

(This isnt my video but it will give you an idea of what I do on my kitchen counters to piss off my girlfriend)

I also play a ton of poker and pretty good at that as well, been playing hardcore online for about 4 years.
MadeByMAS said 3 months ago

hyperhyphen said: I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue ....does that count???? Oh and if you say is nothing, try

My GF can lick her elbow, lets see anyone here do that! I will try and get a video of it to post...Its supposed to be impossible, but she can def do it.
Time Without the E said 3 months ago

i can make any situation awkward
ez-kun said 3 months ago

i can eat like Homer Simpson. and i used to be able to break wooden bats with my shins (and the occasional brick with my fist..last time i tried i was too drunk and it really fucked up my fist instead..never tried it since:P)...used to, like Jayna, it's been years..
MAS, nice stuff that Handboard, looks pretty techinque
Master_Control said 3 months ago

Umm I can move my ears. Not very much, but enough to look like a creep.

Also, I can throw a damn good knuckball and hold it like I've never seen anyone else hold it. I learned it when I was little and I couldn't fit my hands all the way around it, so I had to learn it a different way. Sometimes it doesn't spin at all when I throw it.
explodingtoes said 3 months ago

jaynajaynajayna said: I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and went to the junior olympics for it when i was little! I haven't done it in years but you know. Fun to talk about at parties
Also I am naturally blonde that is not a talent so much as a little known fact that messes with people

ME TOO!!!!!

my dad is 3rd degree blackbelt in tae kwon do and was an instructor and MADE me take it when i was younger, then hapkido... I don't remember any of it...but telling people I have a blackbelt is hilarious...and true.
hyperhyphen said 3 months ago

MadeByMAS said:
hyperhyphen said: I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue ....does that count???? Oh and if you say is nothing, try

My GF can lick her elbow, lets see anyone here do that! I will try and get a video of it to post...Its supposed to be impossible, but she can def do it.

I get pretty close let me see a pic to see if I'm in. I can do that too
hahaaaa merde another secret power in my pocket. Hmm I wonder if i can use it to save the planet or something. Let me know how your gf manages this superpower
warrenk said 3 months ago

I play the drums on and off...my drums are gone for now which saddens me, but I will get new ones. I also can drink quite a bit before passing out or throwing up...ummm...and I fancy myself a talented pencil artist.

I wish I was a black belt!
justgeoff said 3 months ago

I play guitar and am a super jock. I only play football and basketball now but in high school I played football (was recruited to play in college), baseball, basketball and track and then lacrosse in college. I'm just a natural athlete, what can I say.
quakerninja said 3 months ago

I can play a harmonica with my nose. I tryed with farts but I didn't have the power.
And I took ballet for a semester in college It was awesome. except for a boner in tights feels wierd.
jaynajaynajayna said 3 months ago

explodingtoes said:
jaynajaynajayna said: I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and went to the junior olympics for it when i was little! I haven't done it in years but you know. Fun to talk about at parties
Also I am naturally blonde that is not a talent so much as a little known fact that messes with people

ME TOO!!!!!

my dad is 3rd degree blackbelt in tae kwon do and was an instructor and MADE me take it when i was younger, then hapkido... I don't remember any of it...but telling people I have a blackbelt is hilarious...and true.

hahahah yeah always fun. I took the belt that had my name in Korean on one side and English on the other and made it into a guitar strap ... badass
MadeByMAS said 3 months ago

I played baseball my whole life until HS was done. Played on a bunch of travel leagues and all that good stuff.

But the other cool thing I can do is a cricket call, with my mouth. It always freaks people out and I can do it in awesome situations.
ez-kun said 3 months ago

quakerninja said: I can play a harmonica with my nose. I tryed with farts but I didn't have the power. And I took ballet for a semester in college It was awesome. except for a boner in tights feels wierd.

HA! damn straight. that's the most hetero thing anyone did, taking ballet classes in order to provide him with boners in tights! KUDOS!:D
heroes said 3 months ago

FOOTBALL!!11
i can also moonwalk (ill film it one day)
and piano
warrenk said 3 months ago

I miss highschool sports like a shaved sheeps misses his wool. I played B-ball, volleyball, badminton (provincial silver singles/doubels 3 years in a row), track and soccer. Now I sit in front of a computer for 85% of my waking day. Nothing better though. Except sex and weekends!
MickyMays said 3 months ago

Baseball baby! Left handed pitcher ftw. Was undefeated in high school, then i pretty much threw my arm out. :( havent played in years.
other than that, im pretty nasty at basketball, and we play some tackle football in the fall/winter. getting all chris cooley on these hoes
sittingduck said 3 months ago

guitar:

my buddy brian on the drums is insane! this is one of his solos:
ez-kun said 3 months ago

warrenk said: Now I sit in front of a computer for 85% of my waking day. Nothing better though. Except sex and weekends!

i will quote you on that when asked : and.. what do you do? also, love the order of priorities>sex, weekends, comp...
hyperhyphen said 3 months ago

I am ambidexter,I use both hands with equal facility, and a funny fact is that I write with my right but I can only draw with my left art.
I cannot draw a strait line with my right,but all the power is in the LEFT
hyperhyphen said 3 months ago

I was born leftist, but at school in my first years a crazy teacher made me write with the right one and this is how I ended up all messed up like this
Randi said 3 months ago

Few weird things: I drove a fork lift, reach tuck and order picker for a year, I love heavy equipment for some reason. Maybe it's the power, I don't know. I can twist both of my ankles outwards 180 degrees Ripley's style. I have great lung capacity from competitive swimming for 10 years, I can hold my breath for a long time.
jaynajaynajayna said: I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and went to the junior olympics for it when i was little! I haven't done it in years but you know. Fun to talk about at parties
Also I am naturally blonde that is not a talent so much as a little known fact that messes with people

I went to Junior Olympics for swimming!
Joe said 3 months ago

I can fence? Pretty good, I guess, but nowhere near the best. Here's a movie of me hitting a guy in a tournament and him running away and yelling that I think is kind of funny:
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=504377985408
STELLAR!justin said 3 months ago

i can drink lots and lots of beer and do lots of dumb shit! lol
nickmontoya said 3 months ago

i like to ride my skateboard sometimes, im not very good though.
sooo i guess its not really a talent then right? right
heavyprints said 3 months ago

I can get punched in the face many times by someone with a blackbelt and only bleed slightly. Is that a talent? lol
Master_Control said 3 months ago

sittingduck said: guitar:

my buddy brian on the drums is insane! this is one of his solos:

good stuff. reminds me of isis. that dude can definitely play the drusm well.
Master_Control said 3 months ago

nickmontoya said: i like to ride my skateboard sometimes, im not very good though. sooo i guess its not really a talent then right? right

ok if that was you and you say you're not very good, you're full of shit. fuck you. haha.
Robmcbride said 3 months ago

I skate..sorta.. I mainly just throw myself off of big things and hope I don't die.

I play basketball and can jump high enough to touch the rim even though I'm only like 5'8''/5'9''

Yea dude I got black mans legs.

Also, I fell out of a second story window and walked away with barely any injury's.. Being invincible is a skill.
anthony ryan said 3 months ago

i can do the splits.

i've drummed for 13 years.

i learned how to do backflips and the such in mascot costumes while working at Kings Island
Randomentity said 3 months ago

heavyprints said: I can get punched in the face many times by someone with a blackbelt and only bleed slightly. Is that a talent? lol

OH ME TOO!!
i was feeling really left out cuz i have no skillz. period.
but yeah, i can take a beating like nobody's business.
i uh, can weld, and take things apart and put them back together in robot form.
Reliique said 3 months ago

Ive been selected to american football junior national team(NOT USA TEAM :))as LB and thats when i quit that sport.. i guess i have talent of making stupid decisions.

Also in army i was in squad that had prototype grenade machine guns, so i can operate prototype that no1 else can.. yeah except in the end it wasent bought by military as it was SHIT! H&K was much better :)

Kinda useless person i am :)
robolove said 3 months ago

I bake pretty good cakes and can make good home made pizzas. Other than that I am pretty useless.
Sonne said 3 months ago

i am a champion ice cream dipper and beer pong player.
molasses4masses said 3 months ago

quakerninja said: I can play a harmonica with my nose. I tryed with farts but I didn't have the power. And I took ballet for a semester in college It was awesome. except for a boner in tights feels wierd.

Did you use the same harmonica for both? If so, did you smell your own butt?

My talent lies in the fact that I know exactly how to make my wife angry. I'm not too shabby at ping pong, either.
MadeByMAS said 3 months ago

i learned how to do backflips and the such in mascot costumes while working at Kings Island

I do backflips, but off of things not on flat ground really. We have done them off houses and stuff like that, but now I have knee problems and Im not supposed to do it anymore.
I was into parkour (free running) for a while and would do them when the time was right.
faithbydesign said 3 months ago

Randi said: Few weird things: I drove a fork lift, reach tuck and order picker for a year, I love heavy equipment for some reason. Maybe it's the power, I don't know. I can twist both of my ankles outwards 180 degrees Ripley's style. I have great lung capacity from competitive swimming for 10 years, I can hold my breath for a long time.
jaynajaynajayna said: I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and went to the junior olympics for it when i was little! I haven't done it in years but you know. Fun to talk about at parties
Also I am naturally blonde that is not a talent so much as a little known fact that messes with people

I went to the Special Olympics for swimming!

You don't say!
anthony ryan said 3 months ago

MadeByMAS said:

i learned how to do backflips and the such in mascot costumes while working at Kings Island

I do backflips, but off of things not on flat ground really. We have done them off houses and stuff like that, but now I have knee problems and Im not supposed to do it anymore.
I was into parkour (free running) for a while and would do them when the time was right.

yeah, i cant freebase the flip, i have to be elevated a little, or on a trampoline or something, and it depends on the costume, something with a smaller head works best.
gaunty said 3 months ago

If its solid and I can lift it then I can balance it on my chin. These are from a drunken night in costa rica 2003
MadeByMAS said 3 months ago

NICE! thats awesome man
LitoQ said 3 months ago

I'm a black belt in tang soo do

I can sing my ass off ( I also do reggaeton, Spanish reggae for those of u who don't know )
I REALLY wanna do a sublime cover but don't know anyone else who plays

I can do a kick up

I'll f anyone up in ANY version mortal kombat or tekken

I can also ollie. Sweet
a killer wombat said 3 months ago

I can remember movie quotes from movies I havent seen in years. Toss it on and I just start spouting out random movie lines right before they happen. But you put on a cd, even my most favorit ones (those ones you listen to a 1,000 times) and I can remember shit from them.

its kinda frustrating.
hyperhyphen said 3 months ago

a killer wombat said: I can remember movie quotes from movies I havent seen in years. Toss it on and I just start spouting out random movie lines right before they happen. But you put on a cd, even my most favorit ones (those ones you listen to a 1,000 times) and I can remember shit from them.
its kinda frustrating.

This is happening to me also, with reading, movies, telephone numbers , for example books I read years ago I remember the plot, characters, chapters I liked. Now, at the bottom of the page I can't remember what was on top of it, sometimes I have to look at the cover to remember the book I am reading ..:)

But I blame it on the stress and lots and lost of useless information that filled up my brain and now there is just a little empty space for all the new info but that's like a refill space. All the good space is filled with crap and I don't know how to erase it and that is given like once in a lifetime.
hideouscarwreck said 3 months ago

gaunty said: If its solid and I can lift it then I can balance it on my chin. These are from a drunken night in costa rica 2003

that is so badass!
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