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I’m going to secretly learn French...

posted about 2 years ago by SEIBEI

...to completely mess with my girlfriend of two years (actually, our anniversary is Friday the 13th - maybe I should get His & Hers STAY TUFFS?), who was a French/Art History double major. No, she doesn’t check emptees, the sucker.

I’m starting with this audiobook:

Anyway, if anyone has any suggestions for good audiobooks or podcasts for French or languages in general (I could stand to get my Japanese and Mandarin back, and I was great at German in high school), let’s do it.

PS - the last time I took French was in elementary school, and my teacher’s name was Madame Dick. No joke.

26 Comments

  1. matthew.harrison.smith - matthew harrison smith avatar

    matthew.harrison.smith said about 2 years ago

    bon chance!

  2. SEIBEI - David avatar

    SEIBEI said about 2 years ago

    merci! yes! I’m a natural!

  3. rich.a - rich avatar

    rich.a said about 2 years ago

    i hate french and german with all there masculine and femanine

    words soo confusing

    i did them both till i was 17

  4. sht! - SHT! avatar

    sht! said about 2 years ago

    oui! oui!

  5. SEIBEI - David avatar

    SEIBEI said about 2 years ago

    Mandarin and Japanese are supposed to be two of the toughest languages to learn, and I did them both for years and lived in both countries, and I did Latin in high school, so I’ve got high hopes.

  6. hideouscarwreck - Leila avatar

    hideouscarwreck said about 2 years ago

    at my old school one of our french teachers was madame bjitch.

    et bon chance aussi (:

  7. rich.a - rich avatar

    rich.a said about 2 years ago

    ha est canis in est via

    hmmm my latin kinda sucks now i remember there is no such thing as the word "the" which is kind of alot to take in

  8. litoQ - Q avatar

    litoQ said about 2 years ago

    ma dukes is a French teacher, if you need a tutor let me know

  9. SEIBEI - David avatar

    SEIBEI said about 2 years ago

    oh word? thanks! I don’t have much free time for a tutor right now, though - I’m mainly looking for something to occupy my brain at work since I am the screen tech at the print shop and basically just work on my own all day.

  10. Joe - Joe avatar

    Joe said about 2 years ago

    Yes, Latin, I did that for 8 years!

  11. Linty Fresh - Eric Terry avatar

    Linty Fresh said about 2 years ago

    所以...你会说国语吗?

    I’m learning Mandarin right now and I’ve found Pimsleur to be of great help. You’re probably already familiar with it, but yeah... Awesome audio-learning method.

  12. SEIBEI - David avatar

    SEIBEI said about 2 years ago

    sweet, I’ve seen plenty of Pimsleur stuff but never given it a shot...all my language training was intense university classes/immersion/etc. xie xie!

  13. Linty Fresh - Eric Terry avatar

    Linty Fresh said about 2 years ago

    Yeah, it’s very practical learning. I also like chinesepod, which is a language learning podcast that’s super helpful in getting colloquial stuff down. They probably have something similar for French.

  14. litoQ - Q avatar

    litoQ said about 2 years ago

    word I can vouch for pimsleur... my wife’s attempting to learn spanish so my daughter and I dont talk about her behind her back, in front of her face ;)

  15. SEIBEI - David avatar

    SEIBEI said about 2 years ago

    gameyy said: 所以...你会说国语吗?

    dui, keshi, zhe ji tian, wo de fayin shi zui bu hao de.

    PS - sorry - I don’t have chinese input on here - I haven’t even reinstalled my Japanese keyboard settings. I’m lucky that I understood that simple sentence, though - I used to be fully conversational, but not having to use it for five years has rendered me pretty impotent (ONLY IN TERMS OF THE MANDARIN LANGUAGE, LADIES).

  16. matthew.harrison.smith - matthew harrison smith avatar

    matthew.harrison.smith said about 2 years ago

    yay. i like when characters render properly and not as garbage...

    im starting to get a little into biblical hebrew. it give a nice lyrical quality to the old testament and is a lot of fun.

  17. Mickymays - MickyMays avatar

    Mickymays said about 2 years ago

    i’ve heard good things about Rosetta stone. havent tried it yet, sill trying to figure out what language i want to learn. brushing up on spanish would be the most practical, but i think japanese or italian would be the most fun.

  18. RikkiB - RikkiB avatar

    RikkiB said about 2 years ago

    As a girlfriend myself, I’d fully appreciate the work that’d go into this particular caper.

  19. heavyprints - Nick avatar

    heavyprints said about 2 years ago

    I learned a bunch of spanish from this columbian dude I worked at McDonalds with in highschool. Most of the words that I learned were curses, though. Either that, or how to tell someone to wash the dishes. It was amazing.

  20. sittingduck - Josh Stomberg avatar

    sittingduck said about 2 years ago

    I can teach you chinese in less than 2 minutes:

    Excuse me, there’s no parking here = "NO PAHKING!"

    Please leave = "GET OUT!"

    This sex is not enjoyable = "WONG HO! WONG HO!"

    you are hilarious = "YOU SO FUNNY!"

  21. Aniast - Nick avatar

    Aniast said about 2 years ago

    I’m beginning to struggle with arabic, not so much a struggle yet. Learning the alphabet, just think, it’s what you do in pre-school/kindergarden.

  22. jaynajaynajayna - Jayna avatar

    jaynajaynajayna said about 2 years ago

    MickyMays said: i’ve heard good things about Rosetta stone. havent tried it yet, sill trying to figure out what language i want to learn. brushing up on spanish would be the most practical, but i think japanese or italian would be the most fun.

    Rosetta stone all the way. I have wanted to secretly learn French for so long since I already pretty much speak Spanish and it would be pretty easy. I wish I could afford rosetta stone

  23. jaynajaynajayna - Jayna avatar

    jaynajaynajayna said about 2 years ago

  24. njonas - Nick - JACC Fashion avatar

    njonas said about 2 years ago

    thats awesome man, good luck with that. i secretly learned to speak, read, and write farsi to surprise my mom on mother’s day, that was a funny reaction...

  25. Christophe - Christophe avatar

    Christophe said about 2 years ago

    Gameyy mentioned chinesepod.com as a great tool to learn mandarin.
    The same company launched FrenchPod a month ago, using the same method and providing entertaining content.
    You should give it a try seisei !

  26. larin555 - Marc-André Larin avatar

    larin555 said about 2 years ago

    French is one of the most complicated language. The grammar is sooooooo weird.

    Je parle français tout les jours...but decided to learn english for my...ex-girlfriend.

    Good luck, Bonne chance!

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