Thanks Leslie! Glad you enjoyed our website. Any constructive criticism?
from the scraggly pubes spilling out from your site.. to the barbers' candy stripe pole.. to referring to your cart as "my stache".. no, i have no constructive criticism for you at all.
Ill take a hairy high five any day. "Scraggly pubes" has been noted, haha. I do appreciate your feedback though. Every little thing helps. Considering that the stache is culturally male-dominated, is there anything that you would like to see offered that may not be so gender specific, with regard to design? Or do you think our designs are fairly unisex? (Eventhough we do offer male/female shirts)
FuzzyInk said: Ill take a hairy high five any day. "Scraggly pubes" has been noted, haha. I do appreciate your feedback though. Every little thing helps. Considering that the stache is culturally male-dominated, is there anything that you would like to see offered that may not be so gender specific, with regard to design? Or do you think our designs are fairly unisex? (Eventhough we do offer male/female shirts)
chicks can dig a stache, but if you want something hairy to offer for the ladies bangs are the route to go.
kidding of course, I just lost a stareing contest with my screen three times looking at that pic. or do you mean my new angerytar I just got done working Disneys High school Musical and now my soul hurts. I got tired of the hand clued to face pic.
justgeoff said: I wish the whole gun show thing would go away.
that, and will ferrels acting career...at least for a while. i may be the only one that thinks this, but it feels like hes the same character in every movie since anchorman.
justgeoff said: I wish the whole gun show thing would go away.
that, and will ferrels acting career...at least for a while. i may be the only one that thinks this, but it feels like hes the same character in every movie since anchorman.
I figured id contribute to the blurry show pics...
im on the right, kinda behind the other dude... It looks weird, but, we have a part that we play each others guitars
I dont know why and dont take this the wrong way, but I cant stop laughing at this pic. Your smile kills me. I wouldnt last a minute with you in a staring contest.
I dont know why and dont take this the wrong way, but I cant stop laughing at this pic. Your smile kills me. I wouldnt last a minute with you in a staring contest.
hahaha same here, & that stache turned you into a creepy pedaphile!
266 Comments
quakerninja said 6 months ago
Hi Im Newman and I like to go fishing.
jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago
Visting california bringing shitty weather with me
jimmyheartcore said 6 months ago
You end up looking like a total badass in all of your pictures.
Teach me your ways.
ihearithurts said 6 months ago
Me and my wife at the zoo yesterday. Me in Crusade, and Ann in a Horse the Band tee I thought was on Emptees somewhere.
ez-kun said 6 months ago
handsome couple, excellent tees. shes not bugging you about the beard? i mean, my girlfriend starts threatening after 1 week of no shavey:D
ez-kun said 6 months ago
oh yeah...so...im the fat one:P
and heres aprox 3 years ago, when i was relatively slim:P and absolutely drunk:P
godmachine said 6 months ago
real men grow beards
ez-kun said 6 months ago
sometimes it feels like my beard has a life of its own.. i shave at 9 a.m, and at 9 p.m. its like a hedgehog climbed my face
ihearithurts said 6 months ago
Ive had my beard for nearly 6 years, so I think shes used to it by now.
ez-kun said 6 months ago
holy cat! now..that is...wow!oh my god, machine! wtf, you should be called beardmachine! that thing is like the stuff of legend:))
Time Without the E said 6 months ago
is that in huntington beach area?
jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago
If you are a total badass then you will end up looking like a total badass in all your pictures.
Man I want to crawl inside there for the winter
jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago
yep on that pier thing
jimmyhaffa1 said 6 months ago
holy shit man.
OhioLeslie said 6 months ago
at work, being lame in photobooth.

derekdeal said 6 months ago
theres nothing lame about making out with yourself
ez-kun said 6 months ago
lovely girls 'round here. as expected.
Time Without the E said 6 months ago
haha thats what i thought. hb pier is the only place ive seen those horrible concrete benches haha
Time Without the E said 6 months ago
oh man i dont know which one i want!!!
migz said 6 months ago
pic from this weekend i found on my phone
i got assaulted by some trick whacked of her mind on vodka and champagne
Robmcbride said 6 months ago
This isnt me. I dont exist. Avert your eyes. Pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie.
ez-kun said 6 months ago
sexy black stripe..where can i get one of those? is it expensive?
Robmcbride said 6 months ago
I wouldnt know.. Thats not me. 'Cause i dont exist.. But im guessing theyre pretty cheap.
OhioLeslie said 6 months ago
ez-kun.. who are you and why the hell did you steal my avatar?
ez-kun said 6 months ago
I am the scumbag of earth, aka emptees scum, and you should prolly kill me
OhioLeslie said 6 months ago
everybody.. get this kid a twloha shirt. pronto!
Kolby said 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAH
quakerninja said 6 months ago
ha ha I got trolled. That deserves a high five.
Cole said 6 months ago
newman! why did you cut me out of frame!?
stealin my fish hook. pshaw!
MadeByMAS said 6 months ago
you seem a lot hotter now for some reason
quakerninja said 6 months ago
I just discovered the crop tool, this thing is amazing. Ill have to write a tutorial later once I get the basics down.
njonas said 6 months ago
im on the right, were at a JACC-sponsored event water gunning every one we could...so fun! and thats our sponsored band Left of Christs trailer..
FuzzyInk said 6 months ago
Definitely have an appreciation for all of the fuzzy faces! Real men at least attempt to grow a mustache/beard.
The boys of Fuzzy Ink
thebutcher said 6 months ago
not wearing pants...
Cole said 6 months ago
looks like a fag^^^
jus flirtin
xoxo
FuzzyInk said 6 months ago
Haha, pants are optional.
MadeByMAS said 6 months ago
yeah pants are overrated
OhioLeslie said 6 months ago
hey fuzzy ink.. i dig your site.
thebutcher said 6 months ago
i know you love me colesy.
xo.
jimiyo said 6 months ago
LOLOLOLOL
thomcat: u look half asian?
thebutcher said 6 months ago
indonesian to be exact and half irish. Good call my friend.
Oliver said 6 months ago
commence the creepin:
Cole said 6 months ago
your inverted hitler stache is fucking killer man!
FuzzyInk said 6 months ago
Thanks Leslie! Glad you enjoyed our website. Any constructive criticism?
FuzzyInk said 6 months ago
Oliver, with a mustache like that, we may have some things to offer you...Stache It Up
collisiontheory said 6 months ago
dude awesome i lived in jakarta for 2 years!
jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago
that is some creepin. You look like you might be into crystal healing or something
OhioLeslie said 6 months ago
from the scraggly pubes spilling out from your site.. to the barbers' candy stripe pole.. to referring to your cart as "my stache".. no, i have no constructive criticism for you at all.
only high fives. hairy high fives.
Oliver said 6 months ago
ok i dont really look like that.
mission_alphaville said 6 months ago
FuzzyInk said 6 months ago
Ill take a hairy high five any day. "Scraggly pubes" has been noted, haha. I do appreciate your feedback though. Every little thing helps. Considering that the stache is culturally male-dominated, is there anything that you would like to see offered that may not be so gender specific, with regard to design? Or do you think our designs are fairly unisex? (Eventhough we do offer male/female shirts)
jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago
that is a shame, crystal healin dudes always will tell you great stories in bars
Robmcbride said 6 months ago
I may show my whole face on here.. May.
You might get over excited though.
Oliver said 6 months ago
those glasses are prescription though.
OhioLeslie said 6 months ago
chicks can dig a stache, but if you want something hairy to offer for the ladies bangs are the route to go.
FuzzyInk said 6 months ago
Well probably also incorporate the "hair-stache" (as seen by the female on the homepage), but Im glad the ladies dont feel left out.
Beadler said 6 months ago
nice wish I could get the beard going, but alas all I can grow is the dirty French stash
me wearing one of my buddies designs
MICHAEL SHANTZ said 6 months ago
and derek deal is stoked that this is how i talk - www.myspace.com/guilloteenhorror
(im the 2nd guy)
stay tuned also for new guilloteen art by me and derek deal !!!
njonas said 6 months ago
yo john, whats your email I wanted to ask you a couple things about your site
FuzzyInk said 6 months ago
Nick, check your email.
horsebites said 6 months ago
Thats me on the right and Chris from PaleHorse on the left. I was sweaty.
joshp said 6 months ago
Me with some scouts in SF.
Kolby said 6 months ago
Kevin The Crook said 6 months ago
LitoQ said 6 months ago
me + tonight + photo booth =

BONUS:
My siamese twin brother Nathaniel and I... Connected by the tongue
( took alot of photoshopping to remove him from the 1st one...whew )
quakerninja said 6 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. People that scare the living shit out of me. Thats right living shit.
LitoQ said 6 months ago
haha how am I scarey? We cant all be male models NEWMAN!
quakerninja said 6 months ago
kidding of course, I just lost a stareing contest with my screen three times looking at that pic. or do you mean my new angerytar I just got done working Disneys High school Musical and now my soul hurts. I got tired of the hand clued to face pic.
LitoQ said 6 months ago
lol... ur good, I say u use the Fishook-face as ur Avy
quakerninja said 6 months ago
I didnt notice jayna was done borrowing it ha ha.
LitoQ said 6 months ago
booya!
derekdeal said 6 months ago
when in key west do as the locals do
best unintentional sign placement ever
heavyprints said 6 months ago
You must have been the biggest badass on the beach with that shirt.
Simply Complicated said 6 months ago
ballllinnnn haha
jimiyo said 6 months ago
im going to be the crazy uncle.
explodingtoes said 6 months ago
jimiyo, whos that guy thats holding you?
jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago
no ones gotten laid in cargo shorts since nam
nice shirt do they make it for men!
This is my new thing with names to faces I guess
sentimentaladam said 6 months ago
Here are some final Mustache May Shots

And Here is June
derekdeal said 6 months ago
it was nice of that vagrant to take a picture for you to make it seem like you have friends
kyleisez said 6 months ago
Anytime I see a heinous design and or a scapula/kolby thread
justgeoff said 6 months ago
And the least attractive Emptees member award goes to...

MykeCatastrophic said 6 months ago
I need a camera...
horsebites said 6 months ago
Unintentional my ass!! When we hung out that sign was attached to the side of your glasses!!
Mickymays said 6 months ago
you guys have awesome shirts
ayejay said 6 months ago
Randi said 6 months ago
By randicash at 2008-06-04
I knew I recognized you!
collisiontheory said 6 months ago
I have to agree! =P
OhioLeslie said 6 months ago
FuzzyInk said 6 months ago
You would be a superb Fuzzy Ink model!
skull with hair said 6 months ago
kyleisez said 6 months ago
dude that rules
nate gonz said 6 months ago
got your tickets?
captiveclothing said 6 months ago
For the gun show?
OhioLeslie said 6 months ago
ive got mine.

justgeoff said 6 months ago
I wish the whole gun show thing would go away.
larin555 said 6 months ago
Couldnt find anything else, hehe.
Project for school.
I love that movie.
quakerninja said 6 months ago
soap club... nice.
sockmonkee said 6 months ago
that, and will ferrels acting career...at least for a while. i may be the only one that thinks this, but it feels like hes the same character in every movie since anchorman.
thebutcher said 6 months ago
Not sure, you left it on my floor the other night so I figured I wouldnt let it go to waste.
sittingduck said 6 months ago
i disagree ... watch stranger than fiction.
jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago
I know, it must be awkward sharing a room with your mom.
Randomentity said 6 months ago
OH SICK BURN!
RikkiB said 6 months ago
jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago
bitch that shit does NOT count
RikkiB said 6 months ago
FINE!
Robmcbride said 6 months ago
Rikki B got the right idea.
Randomentity said 6 months ago
tentacle moustache!
derekdeal said 6 months ago
well that clears that up
chrisrushing said 6 months ago
yup.
faithbydesign said 6 months ago
holy crap! RikkiB has a vagina!
AND those hanson girls are hot! Giggidy Giggidy
justgeoff said 6 months ago
2 actually
LaurieShipley said 6 months ago
Oh hehrrow...
Illustration sidekick...meow meow diddy

skull with hair said 6 months ago
hilarious
sittingduck said 6 months ago
Alfred Hitchcock came by my place the other day:
dougie said 6 months ago
well suck me sideways...

Go Ape Shirts said 6 months ago
sentimentaladam said 6 months ago
Totally!
manos said 6 months ago
dude thats creepy!
sittingduck said 6 months ago
wtf?!
Oliver said 6 months ago
justgeoff said 6 months ago
Heres one of me rocking the Hi-Fi like the proverbial hurricane

Master_Control said 6 months ago
bravo. i applaud that stache.
Oliver said 6 months ago
im much blurrier than you geoff
justgeoff said 6 months ago
I need to get my blur points up. Ive been working on building my shred points.
Master_Control said 6 months ago
me and my puppy
that one speaks for its self.
skullface said 6 months ago
Lakewoooood.
justgeoff said 6 months ago
BOO YA KA SHA!
kenny g said 6 months ago
I figured id contribute to the blurry show pics...

im on the right, kinda behind the other dude... It looks weird, but, we have a part that we play each others guitars
Survival said 6 months ago
stache!
kcsallstar said 6 months ago
loving all the crazy pics and loving all the stellar mustaches...
explodingtoes said 6 months ago
oh were doin' silly band pics, are we? im the one who is probably about to burst a blood vessel in his neck!
explodingtoes said 6 months ago
ps what bands are you guys in? lets here some emptees music!
mission_alphaville said 6 months ago
it isnt june, but these are stupid bandpics, do they count?
warrenk said 6 months ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
warrenk said 6 months ago
I had a mooostashe once too...girls thought I was creepy.
mission_alphaville said 6 months ago
since i scared the shit out some of you i changed it, the stash is gone!
Randi said 6 months ago
I dont know why and dont take this the wrong way, but I cant stop laughing at this pic. Your smile kills me. I wouldnt last a minute with you in a staring contest.
njonas said 6 months ago
hahaha same here, & that stache turned you into a creepy pedaphile!
benaiahclothing said 6 months ago
Im Chad and I like to party
Go Ape Shirts said 6 months ago
you guys dont like my baby picture?
jimiyo said 6 months ago
would be awesome pic if your left nut was just peekin out to say hi just like seinfled episode
skull with hair said 6 months ago
hell yeah band pics!!
this might have been in june...2001?
jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago
you would play drums
mitchbones said 5 months ago
ThinkBaker said 5 months ago
which is the gay one?
jimmyheartcore said 5 months ago
Ooh yeah, kiss her. Do it. Do it now. Shake my hand ... 3, 2, 1 ... 5, 4, 3, 2 ... Shake my hand.
Survival said 5 months ago
is this silly enough!?!?
im the one in the middle
ThinkBaker said 5 months ago
YES! Schrute for prez...
Whos this guy??
quakerninja said 5 months ago
ha ha It was liveing shit but anyways, youre fine dude I scare easily.
Time Without the E said 5 months ago
dam lauren do you ever not look amazing?
Ouchless said 5 months ago
Hahah, her names Laurie. Good try though.
itcamefromthesky! said 5 months ago
dude.. acrylic kit? really SWH?
ThinkBaker said 5 months ago
dont worry...hes just faking it....
sockmonkee said 5 months ago
glasses
Nate said 5 months ago
I am growing out my hair. And the beard is getting pretty thick.
I am going for the Galifianakis look.
skull with hair said 5 months ago
shit yeah! i made that bitch! the snare too.
itcamefromthesky! said 5 months ago