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  <body>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com</body>
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  <title>WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A CHILD!?</title>
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      <body>wow!</body>
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      <body>absolutely hilarious</body>
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      <body>damn so many awesome site have been popping up lately</body>
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      <body>You struck gold.</body>
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      <body>&lt;img src="http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/picard-facepalm.jpg" /&gt;</body>
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      <body>ive been following that for a while.
its absolutely hilarious.</body>
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      <body>get here 2012</body>
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      <body>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKu-OfaVISU&amp;feature=player_embedded

what happened?</body>
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      <body>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/O5dig2zien7vzyz1YMrrrdfZo1_500.jpg" /&gt;</body>
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      <body>very inspirational</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Colemadethis said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/O5dig2zien7vzyz1YMrrrdfZo1_500.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

yes</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;DeadRight said:&lt;/cite&gt; You struck gold.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

No. Beth did.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;becuz the 301st time was a charm. congrats Victoria on &lt;a target="_self" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN6FpgYPJFw&amp;amp;feature=channel_page"&gt;Javen Angel&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

no fucking way. NO FUCKING WAY. (it's that girl from maury)</body>
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      <body>why do they keep saying "becuz"?!?</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Colemadethis said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/O5dig2zien7vzyz1YMrrrdfZo1_500.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

I LOLED</body>
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      <body>this shit was funny</body>
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      <body>hahah best site evarrr</body>
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      <body>Funny shit.</body>
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      <body>haha I love this site haven't looked at it in awhile. I liked the "because u live in LA" one</body>
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      <body>man this site just got crazy depressing since the last time I looked at it</body>
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      <body>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9llClgTqY

Tell me this is not true...</body>
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      <body>LMAO</body>
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      <body>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/O5dig2zieo2yb8xo2Sqb6vfmo1_500.jpg" /&gt;
wow......just wow</body>
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      <body>this site is hilarious until you realize the content of it and you get terribly sad =[[</body>
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      <body>yeah I know a few people that would fit on this site, so sad.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;downrodeo said:&lt;/cite&gt; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9llClgTqY

Tell me this is not true...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Woah....
What a fucking tramp
Thats all</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;stalefish said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;downrodeo said:&lt;/cite&gt; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9llClgTqY

Tell me this is not true...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Woah....
What a fucking tramp
Thats all&lt;/blockquote&gt;

nah but it's cool, cuz she got it like that.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;downrodeo said:&lt;/cite&gt; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9llClgTqY

Tell me this is not true...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Yo, she's had unprotected sex 300 times and she's not pregnant yet? I think she's doing it wrong.</body>
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      <body>"Police say, at one point, Wendy Cook snorted cocaine off of the baby's belly."

Holy shit.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;downrodeo said:&lt;/cite&gt; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9llClgTqY

Tell me this is not true...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

this was worth opening the link for, what a slag </body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;treyinstereo said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;becuz the 301st time was a charm. congrats Victoria on &lt;a target="_self" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN6FpgYPJFw&amp;feature=channel_page"&gt;Javen Angel&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

no fucking way. NO FUCKING WAY. (it's that girl from maury)&lt;/blockquote&gt;

i just saw this ... that poor child ...

edit: oh my god, she lives in texas. i am so embarrassed.</body>
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