Win a shirt! Go Ape Shirts needs a new tagline!

My old web guy sort of put this in as a placeholder:

For some reason, I never got around to changing it. You can see it here.Basically, I want to change it. I’ll send a shirt to whoever can come up with the best one. I may even pick a few. Thanks guys!

1. 

   mitchbones said 6 months ago

   Go Ape Shirts!
   This shit is bananas

2. 

   AYYOGOLDSTEIN said 6 months ago

   The only way to look good eating a banana.

   Low Priced GAS!!! (Go Ape Shirts)

3. 

   a killer wombat said 6 months ago

   we fling shirts not poo

4. 

   godmachine said 6 months ago

   We’ve evolved: Go Ape

5. 

   volatile v said 6 months ago

   

   refresh. rinse. repeat.

   Go Ape Shirts. A small leap for man, a great leap for expression.

6. 

   seibei said 6 months ago

   Godmachine said: We’ve evolved: Go Ape

   dude, I think your man’s got it. something in this direction is definitely what you want, in my opinion.

7. 

   Time Without the E said 6 months ago

   ape strong

8. 

   LitoQ said 6 months ago

   Fuck Nut’s... Go Ape Shirts

   then have a li’l illy of ur ape sittin on a squirrel, his nuts strewn about.... thats just what i saw in my head tho.... its a strange place really.

   hold me, im scared =I

9. 

   mitchbones said 6 months ago

   Go Ape Shirts - Kong Approved

10. 

    collisiontheory said 6 months ago

    Go Ape Shirts - We’re Goin' Bananas!
    We’re Goin' Bananas! -Go Ape Shirts

11. 

    Bernard Bael said 6 months ago

    Once you Go Ape you never go back

    hahaha lol

12. 

    LitoQ said 6 months ago

    Bernard Bael said: Once you Go Ape you never go back hahaha lol

    Im not even gonna ask

13. 

    Pearls To Pigs said 6 months ago

    i eat bananas all day. its all i do. i don’t give a SHIRT!

14. 

    a killer wombat said 6 months ago

    shirts for up-right apes

15. 

    jaynajaynajayna said 6 months ago

    Godmachine said: We’ve evolved: Go Ape

16. 

    Birdie3431 said 6 months ago

    collisiontheory said: Go Ape Shirts - We’re Goin' Bananas! We’re Goin' Bananas! -Go Ape Shirts

    isnt that the same thing?
    thats the same thing isnt it?

17. 

    Jon Kruse said 6 months ago

    seibei said:

    Godmachine said: We’ve evolved: Go Ape

    dude, I think your man’s got it. something in this direction is definitely what you want, in my opinion.

    Yeah I totally agree.

    Maybe t-shirts evolved: Go Ape

    but Godmachine definitely has a winner.

18. 

    MickyMays said 6 months ago

    go ape shirts - better than flippin off monkeys at the zoo

19. 

    Truman325i said 6 months ago

    Fuck Hollister, Wear an ape

20. 

    quixotic said 6 months ago

    Go Ape Shirts - If you don’t buy anything from us, we will use our analytics to find you and kill you.

21. 

    Weston said 6 months ago

    Put a monkey on your back. Go Ape.

22. 

    Birdie3431 said 6 months ago

    *throws poop* Go ape shirts.

23. 

    LitoQ said 6 months ago

    Jon Kruse said:

    seibei said:

    Godmachine said: We’ve evolved: Go Ape

    dude, I think your man’s got it. something in this direction is definitely what you want, in my opinion.

    Yeah I totally agree.

    Maybe t-shirts evolved: Go Ape

    but Godmachine definitely has a weiner.

    duh! its kolby they thought was a lady gosh

24. 

    collisiontheory said 6 months ago

    birdie3431 said:

    collisiontheory said: Go Ape Shirts - We’re Goin' Bananas! We’re Goin' Bananas! -Go Ape Shirts

    isnt that the same thing?
    thats the same thing isnt it?

    Lol- It makes a difference where you put the brand name in relation to the tag line. Worked at ad agency so my copywriter would usually give me options like this. hehe

25. 

    sentimentaladam said 6 months ago

    Go Ape Yourself!

26. 

    collisiontheory said 6 months ago

    Monkey See, Monkey Buy. Go Ape Shirts.

27. 

    LitoQ said 6 months ago

    Monkey tested, Ape Approved... Go Ape Shirts

28. 

    Hays said 6 months ago

    Go ape ?! well do it in style with GO APE SHIRTS

29. 

    GhostmakerAZ said 6 months ago

    Sun-Bathing Ape....

    edit: I should make a rip off shirt of BAPE with this idea..

30. 

    LitoQ said 6 months ago

    Go Ape Shirts!
    when walking up-right just isnt enough

31. 

    LitoQ said 6 months ago

    how about:
    
    Go Ape Yourself!

32. 

    Go Ape Shirts said 6 months ago

    some good stuff! i’m gonna let this keep going for another day or so, and then i’ll anounce the winner

33. 

    AYYOGOLDSTEIN said 6 months ago

    Go Ape Shirts - Because we need to blame AIDs on somebody...

34. 

    drewB said 6 months ago

    Go Ape....Shit.

35. 

    thebutcher said 6 months ago

    gaping assholes.

36. 

    Sol Amstutz said 6 months ago

    Haters get mad cuz' i got me some Go Ape Shirts

37. 

    heroes said 6 months ago

    apetastic

    quit monkeying around go ape

38. 

    derekdeal said 6 months ago

    king kong dont have shit(shirt) on us

    we have aids

    rhymes with rape

    we’re the missing link

    the best thing since opposable thumbs

    remember that movie congo? neither do we

    put this monkey on your back

39. 

    thebutcher said 6 months ago

    spank the monkey.

40. 

    Go Ape Shirts said 6 months ago

    drewB said: Go Ape....Shit.

    C’mon, how do you think I came up with the name?

    thomcat said: gaping assholes.

    gee thanks..

    I like a few of the suggestions... obviously not going to make it involve aids. I’ll be away for the weekend, so I’ll pick a winner Monday, assuming this thread still keeps going. Thanks everyone!

41. 

    sittingduck said 6 months ago

    Join your local tree climbing crap flingers. Go Ape Shirts

42. 

    Go Ape Shirts said 6 months ago

    bump!

43. 

    godmachine said 6 months ago

    Go Ape: The [R]evolution is here.

44. 

    godmachine said 6 months ago

    you could put the 'r' and the 'evolution' in diff' colours.

45. 

    ez-kun said 6 months ago

    the best thing since bananas: T-shirts, GO Ape
    Go Ape, go!
    Ape-shirts? anyone?

46. 

    Ameeee said 6 months ago

    I really love the first godmach suggestion.

    We’re taking over, one t-shirt at a time.
    Damn dirty apes.

47. 

    sittingduck said 6 months ago

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ape+shit

    hahahaha my favorite one is number 2.

48. 

    sittingduck said 6 months ago

    charlton heston is my homeboy

49. 

    ChadDoesDesign said 6 months ago

    buy a shirt! you damn dirty ape...

50. 

    Ameeee said 6 months ago

    sittingduck said: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ape+shit hahahaha my favorite one is number 2.

    Hahahhah, that’s gross but funny!

51. 

    mitchbones said 6 months ago

    Go Ape Shirts! Your instincts demand it.

52. 

    Ameeee said 6 months ago

    mitchbones said: Go Ape Shirts! Your instincts demand it.

    Oooh, I like that too.

53. 

    Ameeee said 6 months ago

    Go Ape Shirts. We’re practically family.

54. 

    sittingduck said 6 months ago

    Ameeee said: Go Ape Shirts. We’re practically family.

    win.

55. 

    SteveOramA said 6 months ago

    If you’re gonna go... Go Ape!

56. 

    quakerninja said 6 months ago

    Apes of wrath shirts of cotton........quaker bitches.

57. 

    LitoQ said 6 months ago

    how about "Pick one-o-mine cuz i need a new tee so Im not walkin around chest naked in public no mores" ;)

58. 

    LuckyStripes said 6 months ago

    Ameeee said: Go Ape Shirts. We’re practically family.

    My vote goes to that ^

59. 

    GhostmakerAZ said 6 months ago

    Godmachine said: Go Ape: The [R]evolution is here.

    This should win!

60. 

    Go Ape Shirts said 6 months ago

    ameeee and godmachine, you win! hit me up!
    goapeshirts at gmail dot com

61. 

    godmachine said 6 months ago

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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