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  <body>Post your fav Videos of Kids getting Pwned!!!  (I can only do this for a few more weeks till I have to be a good Aunty Bethy for my friend's kids) 

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And now off for a night of bad karma and drinking </body>
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  <title>Because I hate children....</title>
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      <body>I always watch kids with heelys, the shoes with wheels on them, and hope they fall on their face.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Jon Kruse said:&lt;/cite&gt; I always watch kids with heelys, the shoes with wheels on them, and hope they fall on their face.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

I've seen it quite often. I laugh at them and their parents aren't too happy with me.

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      <body>i dont have a video.

but i was skating at the skatepark last week.

and this kid comes from behind a corner on a scooter right as i pop.

and i bail and try and catch him and pull him ontop of me so i didnt annihalate the kid...but in doing so i landed my side on his scooter.

and bruised my ribs.

it hurts.

bastard.</body>
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      <body>yea i hate those things... we cant even give em away anymore because everyone banned them from wearing them.</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-03-21T22:31:39-04:00</created-at>
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      <body>I spent a lot of time on the pavement because of these. I want to grap a pitchfork and stab some corporate toy bike making assholes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teEZxy5Oy0M

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      <body>i like how the song was 'too drunk to fuck'</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-03-22T10:42:01-04:00</created-at>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;derekdeal said:&lt;/cite&gt; i like how the song was 'too drunk to fuck'&lt;/blockquote&gt;

+1

that was awesome. what sadistic parent put the video of their kid totally getting wrecked on the internet?
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      <body>lmfao that video was hilarious. 
Those kids are just as bad as bicycles taking up the whole lane..</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-03-22T10:59:18-04:00</created-at>
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      <body>OH MAN!! I love it when kids eat shit!</body>
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      <body>dude - my Aunt Beth was the one who taught me that farts and burps were hilarious, how to belch on command, and basically rules. maybe it's a thing that aunts named Beth have to rule?</body>
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      <body>I'll always remember this Mike Patton line from an interview '...it was as cool as space shuttles blowing up or young children falling off bikes...'.

your next post- will it be about sweets we had as kids and are now no longer available?</body>
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      <body>Ha! Dead Kennedys made that video so much better!</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2008-03-22T12:34:49-04:00</created-at>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;LaurieShipley said:&lt;/cite&gt; Ha! Dead Kennedys made that video so much better!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Yeah, obviously those kids were too drunk to fuck, they could barely even ride a fucking bike. </body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;horsebites said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;LaurieShipley said:&lt;/cite&gt; Ha! Dead Kennedys made that video so much better!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Yeah, obviously those kids were too drunk to fuck, they could barely even ride a fucking bike.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Obviously! 

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      <body>Kinder jackass anyone?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHKMgugwI-g</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;CMYK|BRAD said:&lt;/cite&gt; Not a vid but i lol'ed


&lt;IMG src="http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d200/mcr_child/shat.jpg"&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

+1 wow thats got to sux lol</body>
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      <body>Mean asses.....</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Godmachine said:&lt;/cite&gt;
your next post- will it be about sweets we had as kids and are now no longer available?&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Good Idea!!  I didnt even think about it!  But yes it will be now!!


But here is a wonderful pic of my future Bestfriend eatting lunch:
&lt;img src="http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j105/Arty_sher427/pwned.jpg"&gt;
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;beth said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Godmachine said:&lt;/cite&gt;
your next post- will it be about sweets we had as kids and are now no longer available?&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Good Idea!!  I didnt even think about it!  But yes it will be now!!


But here is a wonderful pic of my future Bestfriend eatting lunch:
&lt;img src="http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j105/Arty_sher427/pwned.jpg"&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

yes! firefly/serenity!</body>
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      <body>This made me laugh in 6th grade it still makes me laugh now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv4-b-xkUhA
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Maybe because of the voice at the beginning. KOO PIE PAPA</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;monuments said:&lt;/cite&gt; This made me laugh in 6th grade it still makes me laugh now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv4-b-xkUhA
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Maybe because of the voice at the beginning. KOO PIE PAPA&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Lol, way to resurrect a dead thread, Edgil. 

Although that video made me bust a gut...</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Jon Kruse said:&lt;/cite&gt; I always watch kids with heelys, the shoes with wheels on them, and hope they fall on their face.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

when im at work and kids decide to not listen to me and roll around on their heelys and scare old people i just accidentally drop receipt paper across the cd aisle and when they come around the corner it hits em like a spike strip would hit a beamer going 80, shits epic haha

got in trouble for it today though :(</body>
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      <body>this thread made my fucking night.</body>
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      <body>I still fucking hate kids...spending the day at warped reminded me of this</body>
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