TATTOOED FUCKING SPHYNX CATS!!

ok ok i know what you’re thinking, thats so fucking cruel, you’re treating it like an accessory, blah blah blah. whatever, i know when something is rad and this is pretty fucking rad.

as far as i know this is only done in Russia right now. They put the cats to sleep while they do it and if you ask me there are plenty worse things that happen to animals everyday.

Trying to decide what i want on mine, but i am leaning towards Ultimate Warrior face paint or just all of my same tattoos on the cat.

1. 

   What The Eff said over 1 year ago

   that is hilarious, but horrifying

2. 

   Kevin Doom said over 1 year ago

   Oh Jesus.

   It probably hurts way less than getting a cat de-clawed. And it is way more awesome.

   Approved.

3. 

   sittingduck said over 1 year ago

   i knew there was a fucking reason for hairless cats! bad ass!

4. 

   Killer Napkins said over 1 year ago

   woaaahh!!!.. yeah good thing they put them to sleep.. i could see a cat flipping out on a tattoo artist...

   that is prety rad though...

5. 

   Colemadethis said over 1 year ago

   covering that cat in tattoos would be so bad ass! it would make hairless cats cool... instead of looking like a ballsack

6. 

   Johnny D said over 1 year ago

   Man, I dont mean to insult, as much as I would love to see an ultimate warrior tattoo on a cat.. No.. Just no. I would never tattoo a cat. And even if they look like a ballsack, just throw them in a bathtub with water and they are so happy.

7. 

   110specialblack said over 1 year ago

   

8. 

   skull with hair said over 1 year ago

   Johnny D said: Man, I dont mean to insult, as much as I would love to see an ultimate warrior tattoo on a cat.. No.. Just no. I would never tattoo a cat. And even if they look like a ballsack, just throw them in a bathtub with water and they are so happy.

   this video is blowing my mind.

9. 

   FuzzyInk said over 1 year ago

   Johnny D said: Man, I dont mean to insult, as much as I would love to see an ultimate warrior tattoo on a cat.. No.. Just no. I would never tattoo a cat. And even if they look like a ballsack, just throw them in a bathtub with water and they are so happy.

   HAHAHAHAHA, can’t end a night much better than seeing a video like that. Good night everyone.

10. 

    alexcampbellart said over 1 year ago

    What the fuck...

11. 

    Jeff Buchanan said over 1 year ago

    alexcampbellart said: What the fuck...

    WHAT.....THE....FUCK

12. 

    skull with hair said over 1 year ago

    incredible....

13. 

    immortalrevenge said over 1 year ago

    kind of hobosexual actually

14. 

    jimiyo said over 1 year ago

    Johnny D said: Man, I dont mean to insult, as much as I would love to see an ultimate warrior tattoo on a cat.. No.. Just no. I would never tattoo a cat. And even if they look like a ballsack, just throw them in a bathtub with water and they are so happy.

    thats the best shit ever.

15. 

    Johnny D said over 1 year ago

    Glad you people dug that video. A buddy of mine has a cat like that, its funny to slap. But yeah, they love them some bathtime.

16. 

    RobotTiger said over 1 year ago

    skull with hair said: incredible....

    thank monkeys got a shit load of pee

17. 

    4Sevens said over 1 year ago

    RobotTiger said:

    skull with hair said: incredible....

    thank monkeys got a shit load of pee

    Before you judge ask yourself what you would do if a sea urchin stung your tongue? Milk, milk, lemonade...

18. 

    alexcampbellart said over 1 year ago

    And

19. 

    horsebites said over 1 year ago

    Holy shit wow!!
    I wonder if you could tattoo it to make it look like a minature tiger.

20. 

    4Sevens said over 1 year ago

    Russia? Excellent! Hopefully Strelok will be involved.
    

21. 

    4Sevens said over 1 year ago

    I wanted to chop an ultimate warrior tattoo onto kitty, but couldn’t find any that didn’t look like shit.

    Edit: Oh wait... just the face paint. Hmmmm... that I could do.

22. 

    clone said over 1 year ago

    alexcampbellart said: And

    i love that freakin panda...

23. 

    Saucy said about 1 year ago

    
    Look at his head.

24. 

    Godmachine said about 1 year ago

    great reasoning- I am having my childrens ears removed and their elbows fused- it looks cool and there is worse things that happen to kids everyday hahaha.

    nah man- this is out and out animal abuse- it is only available in russia because its fucking sick. Declawing a cat is illegal in this country. You have to remove up to the first knuckle, its disgusting: 'i want a cat- but can i have it like this', how about No you sick bastard- How about you either have a cat or not- but lets not pervert the natural world to suit your disgucting vain selfish capitalist desiress anymore. Its like when you see babies with pierced ears- I wonder if they asked for it or it was assumed (forced) by the parents 'look i put some holes in my kid, what- no I dont know if they wanted it- its for me- because I want it- ME ME ME'.

    hahaha sorry- I may regret this post- but it is true.

    I saw this video the other day of this 'cat that loves to swim' and it was a women dragging her cat into the pool and the cat swimming out and running away. Now, if you drag me into the middle of a KKK rally and I run away- it doesnt mean I enjoy running 'look at az go- he sure does like running and screaming'.

    I’m sorry but this is not right- and you cant make it right.

    whats next, how far can we take this? I am off to buy a dog and cut its ears off and remove its eyes- it wont hurt- there are worse things that happen to dogs and I like my dogs blind and deaf- looks funny when they bump into things- and lets face it- its all about me and my selfish desires regardless of others.

    hahaha rant over. I know yr not serious- but its for all those people who do go through with this selfish behaviour.

25. 

    ChrisNeal said about 1 year ago

    godmachine said:I saw this video the other day of this 'cat that loves to swim' and it was a women dragging her cat into the pool and the cat swimming out and running away. Now, if you drag me into the middle of a KKK rally and I run away- it doesnt mean I enjoy running 'look at az go- he sure does like running and screaming'

    Well i just spat my drink all over my desk in laughter, thanks GM.

    And i reckon its gone too far when we start tattooing random animals for "The Ambience"

26. 

    disembodied head said about 1 year ago

    Colemadethis said: covering that cat in tattoos would be so bad ass! it would make hairless cats cool... instead of looking like a ballsack

    I want my ballsack to look like a cat. meow

27. 

    Sam Montana said about 1 year ago

    I fully agree with godmachine. I couldn’t see myself doing this to a cat (or anything else that does not have its own choice) in a thousand years.

28. 

    Benzoe88 said about 1 year ago

    Colemadethis said: covering that cat in tattoos would be so bad ass! it would make hairless cats cool... instead of looking like a ballsack

    +1

    i hate cats but this is dope lol

29. 

    Travis Cook said about 1 year ago

    I’d tattoo scales all over it like skummies winning photo edit:
    

30. 

    skull with hair said about 1 year ago

    obviously this is bad, but getting cats de-clawed is 1000x shittier, more painful, and selfish.

    that said i think i want mine with a Budweiser logo.

31. 

    El Presidente said about 1 year ago

    skull with hair said: obviously this is bad, but getting cats de-clawed is 1000x shittier, more painful, and selfish. that said i think i want mine with a Budweiser logo.

    dude, tattoo the entire thing to look like a Budweiser can, complete with tab-top on the forehead and "drink by" date on the ass!

32. 

    RustyEight said about 1 year ago

    Thumbs up

33. 

    Ray Frenden said 8 months ago

    Super shitty. Cats have a really hard go with anesthesia. Every time under there is significant risk of death.

34. 

    MSTR_CTRL said 8 months ago

    Godmachine said: great reasoning- I am having my childrens ears removed and their elbows fused- it looks cool and there is worse things that happen to kids everyday hahaha. nah man- this is out and out animal abuse- it is only available in russia because its fucking sick. Declawing a cat is illegal in this country. You have to remove up to the first knuckle, its disgusting: 'i want a cat- but can i have it like this', how about No you sick bastard- How about you either have a cat or not- but lets not pervert the natural world to suit your disgucting vain selfish capitalist desiress anymore. Its like when you see babies with pierced ears- I wonder if they asked for it or it was assumed (forced) by the parents 'look i put some holes in my kid, what- no I dont know if they wanted it- its for me- because I want it- ME ME ME'. hahaha sorry- I may regret this post- but it is true. I saw this video the other day of this 'cat that loves to swim' and it was a women dragging her cat into the pool and the cat swimming out and running away. Now, if you drag me into the middle of a KKK rally and I run away- it doesnt mean I enjoy running 'look at az go- he sure does like running and screaming'. I’m sorry but this is not right- and you cant make it right. whats next, how far can we take this? I am off to buy a dog and cut its ears off and remove its eyes- it wont hurt- there are worse things that happen to dogs and I like my dogs blind and deaf- looks funny when they bump into things- and lets face it- its all about me and my selfish desires regardless of others. hahaha rant over. I know yr not serious- but its for all those people who do go through with this selfish behaviour.

    +1

35. 

    WinterArtwork said 8 months ago

    as a cat person there’s no way I can be cool with this...

36. 

    DonAlejandro said 8 months ago

    whoa you’re a cat person?
    

37. 

    Robb said 8 months ago

    TherosAlejandro said: whoa you’re a cat person?

    laughed

38. 

    SicSweet said 8 months ago

    TherosAlejandro said: whoa you’re a cat person?

    that is so creepy!

39. 

    illdthedj said 8 months ago

    TherosAlejandro said: whoa you’re a cat person?

    

40. 

    fabs said 8 months ago

    Godmachine said: great reasoning- I am having my childrens ears removed and their elbows fused- it looks cool and there is worse things that happen to kids everyday hahaha. nah man- this is out and out animal abuse- it is only available in russia because its fucking sick. Declawing a cat is illegal in this country. You have to remove up to the first knuckle, its disgusting: 'i want a cat- but can i have it like this', how about No you sick bastard- How about you either have a cat or not- but lets not pervert the natural world to suit your disgucting vain selfish capitalist desiress anymore. Its like when you see babies with pierced ears- I wonder if they asked for it or it was assumed (forced) by the parents 'look i put some holes in my kid, what- no I dont know if they wanted it- its for me- because I want it- ME ME ME'. hahaha sorry- I may regret this post- but it is true. I saw this video the other day of this 'cat that loves to swim' and it was a women dragging her cat into the pool and the cat swimming out and running away. Now, if you drag me into the middle of a KKK rally and I run away- it doesnt mean I enjoy running 'look at az go- he sure does like running and screaming'. I’m sorry but this is not right- and you cant make it right. whats next, how far can we take this? I am off to buy a dog and cut its ears off and remove its eyes- it wont hurt- there are worse things that happen to dogs and I like my dogs blind and deaf- looks funny when they bump into things- and lets face it- its all about me and my selfish desires regardless of others. hahaha rant over. I know yr not serious- but its for all those people who do go through with this selfish behaviour.

41. 

    mbradyclark said 8 months ago

    
    i want this instead

42. 

    drewg said 8 months ago

    Are you people joking? Everyone flips out about a dog being put down (last minutes with oden), but you’re alright with this? At least when oden went down it was done in a painless way. These cats and apparently pigs not only are put at extreme risk of death, but they’re being put through what is possibly excruciating pain for them as well.

    Also, please don’t hit me with the cats vs. dogs thing when it comes to last minutes with oden.. I lost it too.

    Somebody lock this fucking thread.

43. 

    Cutty. said 8 months ago

    Lots of animals get tattooed when they go under for fixing. Its actually a pretty common thing for animals to have little tattoos.

    What I don’t get is these huge pieces. Thats pain for a good week or two afterwards, and how the hell do you properly take care of a tattoo on an animal?? Something tells me these people aren’t following their cats around washing their tattoos with gold dial and keeping the plasma off.

    Sucks :(

44. 

    skull with hair said 8 months ago

    you guys are retarded, if the cat ends up not liking the tattoo you can just get it lasered off.

45. 

    thestray said 8 months ago

    illdthedj said:

    TherosAlejandro said: whoa you’re a cat person?

    

    Hahahaha, that’s the best animated gif I’ve seen in a long time.

46. 

    Godmachine said 8 months ago

    Cutty. said: Lots of animals get tattooed when they go under for fixing. Its actually a pretty common thing for animals to have little tattoos. What I don’t get is these huge pieces. Thats pain for a good week or two afterwards, and how the hell do you properly take care of a tattoo on an animal?? Something tells me these people aren’t following their cats around washing their tattoos with gold dial and keeping the plasma off. Sucks :(

    child abuse: 97,400,000
    animals with tattoos: 4,010,000

    (results on google)

    things being common doesn’t make it right.

47. 

    Godmachine said 8 months ago

    skull with hair said: you guys are retarded, if the cat ends up not liking the tattoo you can just get it lasered off.

    I lol’d.

48. 

    AaronJames; said 8 months ago

    I actually have a hairless rat terrior dog, and when we got it we had to sign an agreement that said we wouldnt tattoo it haha

49. 

    drewg said 8 months ago

    skull with hair said: you guys are retarded, if the cat ends up not liking the tattoo you can just get it lasered off.

    /me waits for someone to come at you with the 'lasering hurts' argument.

50. 

    El Presidente said 8 months ago

    Godmachine said:

    skull with hair said: you guys are retarded, if the cat ends up not liking the tattoo you can just get it lasered off.

    I lol’d.

    me too I chuckled quite a bit on that one :)

    Also, while I don’t condone the actions...I think it would be AWESOME if SWH had a hairless cat with matching tattoos (half done Danzig chestpiece and all)

51. 

    HeLLo FaTe said 8 months ago

    dude! i first saw these things about 2 months ago and flipped! i had to google it to make sure it was real. i think its ballin.

52. 

    Alex Norman said 8 months ago

    pretty sick. terrible sense of humour. bye

53. 

    Cutty. said 8 months ago

    This topic needs less kitties in pain, more kitties.

54. 

    Godmachine said 8 months ago

55. 

    AYSE DESIGNZ said 8 months ago

    Anyone know how much a sphynx cat can cost? They are adorable!

56. 

    skull with hair said 8 months ago

    Alex Norman said: pretty sick. terrible sense of humour. bye

    if this thread bothers you it’s safe to say that you are the one with the terrible sense of humor.

57. 

    Godmachine said 8 months ago

    this is my friends cat:

    

58. 

    Cutty. said 8 months ago

    AYSE DESIGNZ said: Anyone know how much a sphynx cat can cost? They are adorable!

    I looked into buying one a long time ago, seems like 400 dollar DEPOSIT is average for em. No clue how much they cost after that.

    Way too expensive.

59. 

    Cutty. said 8 months ago

    Godmachine said: this is my friends cat:

    haha, that is TOO cute. hairless cats need sweaters.

60. 

    MSTR_CTRL said 8 months ago

    AYSE DESIGNZ said: Anyone know how much a sphynx cat can cost? They are adorable!

    Get cats from shelters, not breeders.

61. 

    skull with hair said 8 months ago

    Godmachine said: this is my friends cat:

    this is kind of a hypocritical photo for you to post man.

62. 

    ChristianTW said 8 months ago

    mbradyclark said: i want this instead

    +1

63. 

    AYSE DESIGNZ said 8 months ago

    MSTR_CTRL said:

    AYSE DESIGNZ said: Anyone know how much a sphynx cat can cost? They are adorable!

    Get cats from shelters, not breeders.

    I dont' want a cat mate, i have a dog an a turtle already.
    I was just curious! ;)

64. 

    asher2789 said 8 months ago

    part of me thinks thats pretty fucking badass, but then the other and better part of me thinks thats really fucked up.

    @godmachine - i dont know if they do this in the UK, but here in the US it is customary to crop ears and/or tails of certain breeds of dogs. for example, i used to have a doberman and when we adopted her, her previous owners attempted to get the ears cropped but failed so her ears would sometimes go floppy but could also go stiff. we also cropped her tail (it was like a wip) and removed her dewclaws, as is customary for that breed. i now have a german shorthair pointer, and its customary to crop their tails to 2/3 length of what it is naturally, although we decided against it. we also didnt remove the dewclaws, although i really really wish we did, those kill me when my dog jumps. (all these procedures are done by a vet with the dog under anesthesia)

65. 

    skull with hair said 8 months ago

    asher2789 said: part of me thinks thats pretty fucking badass, but then the other and better part of me thinks thats really fucked up. @godmachine - i dont know if they do this in the UK, but here in the US it is customary to crop ears and/or tails of certain breeds of dogs. for example, i used to have a doberman and when we adopted her, her previous owners attempted to get the ears cropped but failed so her ears would sometimes go floppy but could also go stiff. we also cropped her tail (it was like a wip) and removed her dewclaws, as is customary for that breed. i now have a german shorthair pointer, and its customary to crop their tails to 2/3 length of what it is naturally, although we decided against it. we also didnt remove the dewclaws, although i really really wish we did, those kill me when my dog jumps. (all these procedures are done by a vet with the dog under anesthesia)

    you think it’s fucked up to tattoo a cat but ok to surgically chop off a dog’s ears, tail, and claws?! wtf?

66. 

    starryeyez said 8 months ago

    WinterArtwork said: as a cat person there’s no way I can be cool with this...

    :( ditto

67. 

    drop said 8 months ago

    asher2789 said: part of me thinks thats pretty fucking badass, but then the other and better part of me thinks thats really fucked up. @godmachine - i dont know if they do this in the UK, but here in the US it is customary to crop ears and/or tails of certain breeds of dogs. for example, i used to have a doberman and when we adopted her, her previous owners attempted to get the ears cropped but failed so her ears would sometimes go floppy but could also go stiff. we also cropped her tail (it was like a wip) and removed her dewclaws, as is customary for that breed. i now have a german shorthair pointer, and its customary to crop their tails to 2/3 length of what it is naturally, although we decided against it. we also didnt remove the dewclaws, although i really really wish we did, those kill me when my dog jumps. (all these procedures are done by a vet with the dog under anesthesia)

    so is there an advantage for the dog doing all this stuff or is it just for you?
    and anesthesia as an excuse? really?

68. 

    Jakeness said 8 months ago

    As a cat person, I can say adopt a cat from a shelter there is no difference in quality. A cute cat is cute no matter where its from. Most shelters in the US only charge like $50 and they keep the cats up to date on all the shots. Some shelters declaw the front paws. Most if not all give them the fixing.

    I will say this is terrible tattooing an animal who has no say in the matter is not kind. It turns your pet from a companion to an object. There are many worse things that could happen to these animals, but that doesn’t make it okay!

    Also cats need fur. Having a sphinx kitty in a cold place like Russia is dumb, those cats originated in a fucking desert.

69. 

    skull with hair said 8 months ago

    Jakeness said: Also cats need fur. Having a sphinx kitty in a cold place like Russia is dumb, those cats originated in a fucking desert.

    riiight, because Russia doesn’t have air conditioning.

70. 

    Jakeness said 8 months ago

    skull with hair said:

    Jakeness said: Also cats need fur. Having a sphinx kitty in a cold place like Russia is dumb, those cats originated in a fucking desert.

    riiight, because Russia doesn’t have air conditioning.

    okay I guess my attempt at humor failed? whatever lol

71. 

    skull with hair said 8 months ago

    Jakeness said:

    skull with hair said:

    Jakeness said: Also cats need fur. Having a sphinx kitty in a cold place like Russia is dumb, those cats originated in a fucking desert.

    riiight, because Russia doesn’t have air conditioning.

    okay I guess my attempt at humor failed? whatever lol

    haha sorry, its the internetz fault.

72. 

    stalefishz said 8 months ago

    ShirtFight.com said:

    Godmachine said:

    skull with hair said: you guys are retarded, if the cat ends up not liking the tattoo you can just get it lasered off.

    I lol’d.

    me too I chuckled quite a bit on that one :)

73. 

    DonAlejandro said 8 months ago

    I wanted my dog to walk on two legs and have wheels for hind legs, so I cut off his back legs. All under anesthesia of course. Now I’m just waiting on the technology to add wings.

74. 

    DeadRight said 8 months ago

    asher2789 said: part of me thinks thats pretty fucking badass, but then the other and better part of me thinks thats really fucked up. @godmachine - i dont know if they do this in the UK, but here in the US it is customary to crop ears and/or tails of certain breeds of dogs. for example, i used to have a doberman and when we adopted her, her previous owners attempted to get the ears cropped but failed so her ears would sometimes go floppy but could also go stiff. we also cropped her tail (it was like a wip) and removed her dewclaws, as is customary for that breed. i now have a german shorthair pointer, and its customary to crop their tails to 2/3 length of what it is naturally, although we decided against it. we also didnt remove the dewclaws, although i really really wish we did, those kill me when my dog jumps. (all these procedures are done by a vet with the dog under anesthesia)

    That’s worse than tattooing cats. (I think both are wrong by the way)

    But why are you chopping off tails, ears and claws? If you don’t like the way certain animals look then don’t have one as a pet. Stop chopping bits off them for your convenience.

75. 

    mark weighall said 8 months ago

    asher2789 said: part of me thinks thats pretty fucking badass, but then the other and better part of me thinks thats really fucked up. @godmachine - i dont know if they do this in the UK, but here in the US it is customary to crop ears and/or tails of certain breeds of dogs. for example, i used to have a doberman and when we adopted her, her previous owners attempted to get the ears cropped but failed so her ears would sometimes go floppy but could also go stiff. we also cropped her tail (it was like a wip) and removed her dewclaws, as is customary for that breed. i now have a german shorthair pointer, and its customary to crop their tails to 2/3 length of what it is naturally, although we decided against it. we also didnt remove the dewclaws, although i really really wish we did, those kill me when my dog jumps. (all these procedures are done by a vet with the dog under anesthesia)

    that super selfish man, if you don’t like a dog the way it is don’t have a dog, pedigree owners can be real assholes sometimes

76. 

    Elephtheria said 8 months ago

    TherosAlejandro said: whoa you’re a cat person?

    this was a great way to start my day

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