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MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently traveled with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai Hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
full article here:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
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SHAM WOW!!
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holy crap
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WHOA!
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dude, that's nuts, sounds like he fucked her up pretty bad.
sham really, she was a hot hooer
<img src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg" />
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She is the hottest whore I have seen in a long time!
ps- I still have a crush on him
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What a bizarre story, all I can say is (sham) WOW
*crickets*
Whaddareya, an audience or an oil painting? This is Grade A material!
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it didnt really say she was a hooker. he just said wanna bang for a grand. who's gonna say no!? sham wow guy!!!
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more like, "SHAM POW!!!"
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<blockquote><cite>Colemadethis said:</cite> it didnt really say she was a hooker. he just said wanna bang for a grand. who's gonna say no!? sham wow guy!!!</blockquote>
she propositioned him i.e. HOOER
<img src="http://www.grabup.com/uploads/743291742b6053ba5c6a22b4592c82d9.png?direct" />
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He looked a lot younger in the videos.
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derek brought up a good point:
WHAT IS HE WEARING?!
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<blockquote><cite>derekdeal said:</cite> HOOER
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is that how you spell it?!
ive always wondered after hearing ralph cifaretto say it on the sopranos!
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"you're gonna love my nuts!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xOA82k2IK4
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<blockquote><cite>Joey said:</cite> derek brought up a good point:
WHAT IS HE WEARING?!</blockquote>
looks like a medical gown underneath the jacket!
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Where'd his boyish charm go?
Now he just has the rugged look of Benicio Del Toro...if Del Toro was on a shit load of meth and just gotten his tongue bitten by a hooker.
Plus, I think he's wearing scrubs.
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everyone say hooer like danny devito!
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Oh my god!! I actually met him last month at the Portland Auto Show. He seemed ok.
I talked with him a little bit on smoke breaks and such, he even bought me some coffee in the morning.
My Job was to stand by the sham wow demo booth, and watch the exit doors of the building and make sure when people left that they closed properly, I have know idea why my higher ups would think that was a task they needed to pay someone for.
He's not a total creep at least she was 26 and not some pre teen.
and $1000 is more then I make when I whore myself doing shirts for bands and what have you.
Why would she bite a paying customer that's not a rapist, silly hooker.
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My brother and his roommates have like 20 shamwow thingies in their apartment. They're complete bullshit
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If you just told me the sham wow guys got arrested but didn't tell me why, I feel like I would've guessed exactly this.
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sham fail
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<blockquote><cite>Kevin Doom said:</cite> If you just told me the sham wow guys got arrested but didn't tell me why, I feel like I would've guessed exactly this.</blockquote>
Haha... This is putting my theory of being interesting to the test.
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<blockquote><cite>derekdeal said:</cite> dude, that's nuts, sounds like he fucked her up pretty bad.
sham really, she was a hot hooer
<img src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg" /></blockquote>
Ha ha she didn't love his nuts.
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WHAT?! but i fucking loved that guy!
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(Conspiracy Theory) Billy Mays set him up!! (/Conspiracy Theory)
They were feuding and Billy Mays challenged him on the radio to a duel. (a sell off I guess) He was really bashing Vince. I didn't see Vince's response to that though so I don't know what happened after.
So yeah Billy Mays paid a chick to bite Vince's tongue. Spread the rumor guys.
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so.. did she ever get paid?
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they impounded the money....so no!
Do the hookers look like two diffrent girls?!
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<blockquote><cite>beth said:</cite> they impounded the money....so no!
Do the hookers look like two diffrent girls?!</blockquote>
Yeah I thought they were 2 different girls when I first saw her/them.
One is hot, one isn't.
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<blockquote><cite>beth said:</cite>
Do the hookers look like two diffrent girls?!</blockquote>
her hair is different lengths in each photo. lol
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his jacket is super cool
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they do really good makeup for commercials
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He's been selling these for 14 years, that commercial is really old.
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<blockquote><cite>quakerninja said:</cite> He's been selling these for 14 years, that commercial is really old.</blockquote>
No they use german makeup. You know the germans make good stuff.
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<blockquote><cite>quakerninja said:</cite> Oh my god!! I actually met him last month at the Portland Auto Show. He seemed ok.
I talked with him a little bit on smoke breaks and such, he even bought me some coffee in the morning.
My Job was to stand by the sham wow demo booth, and watch the exit doors of the building and make sure when people left that they closed properly, I have know idea why my higher ups would think that was a task they needed to pay someone for.
He's not a tOh my god!! I actually met him last month at the Portland Auto Show. He seemed ok.
I talked with him a little bit on smoke breaks and such, he even bought me some coffee in the morning.
My Job was to stand by the sham wow demo booth, and watch the exit doors of the building and make sure when people left that they closed properly, I have know idea why my higher ups would think that was a task they needed to pay someone for.
He's not a total creep at least she was 26 and not some pre teen.
and $1000 is more then I make when I whore myself doing shirts for bands and what have you.
Why would she bite a paying customer that's not a rapist, silly hooker.otal creep at least she was 26 and not some pre teen.
and $1000 is more then I make when I whore myself doing shirts for bands and what have you.
Why would she bite a paying customer that's not a rapist, silly hooker.</blockquote>
Why did you type everything twice.
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VINCE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Thanks Jimmy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYxpOf8Kboo
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<blockquote><cite>quakerninja said:</cite>
Why would she bite a paying customer that's not a rapist, silly hooker.</blockquote>
I know right? Vince is still seriously ok in my book
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<blockquote><cite>quakerninja said:</cite> Thanks Jimmy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYxpOf8Kboo</blockquote>
February 7th?! How did this only come out now?
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<blockquote><cite>quakerninja said:</cite> Thanks Jimmy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYxpOf8Kboo</blockquote>
It's rabies night here at the bar!!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!
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wonky eye!
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girl got it good. holy moly!! Lots of interesting info to come about about Vince recently...
<img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/03/shamgirl.jpg" />
http://gawker.com/tag/vince-shlomi/
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<blockquote><cite>ChristianTW said:</cite> girl got it good. holy moly!! Lots of interesting info to come about about Vince recently...
<img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/03/shamgirl.jpg" />
http://gawker.com/tag/vince-shlomi/</blockquote>
is it bad that I find these pictures HILARIOUS
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the one on the right takes the cake
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<blockquote><cite>atomicchild said:</cite> the one on the right takes the cake</blockquote>
seriously it's hilarious
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<blockquote><cite>jaynajaynajayna said:</cite> <blockquote><cite>atomicchild said:</cite> the one on the right takes the cake</blockquote>
seriously it's hilarious</blockquote>
i kinda want one facing the other way
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<blockquote><cite>ChristianTW said:</cite> girl got it good. holy moly!! Lots of interesting info to come about about Vince recently...
<img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/03/shamgirl.jpg" />
http://gawker.com/tag/vince-shlomi/</blockquote>
I will repeat what I said at the beginning of this thread:
WHOA!
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<blockquote><cite>ChristianTW said:</cite> girl got it good. holy moly!! Lots of interesting info to come about about Vince recently...
<img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/03/shamgirl.jpg" />
http://gawker.com/tag/vince-shlomi/</blockquote>
the profile is hilarious! oh fuck! totally snarled!!
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Maybe she forgot the saftey word....
I kinda dig that he is sueing the church of scientology:
<a href="http://gawker.com/5191018/the-story-behind-scientologys-slap-chop-scandal">http://gawker.com/5191018/the-story-behind-scientologys-slap-chop-scandal</a>
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Ah, just reading about this whole "vince-hooer" business and "the 13 year old kid who thought he was a dad but it turns out his 15 year old girlfriend is just a slut" really put a smile on my face every time.
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theres a few sites that are linking the girl to scientology.. supposedly she bit his tounge to instigate a fight, so they could ruin him, which is why she refused to cooperate with the police.
do i believe it? who knows... is it entertaining.. hell ya!
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