I feel like I have a chance to score with AA models. I know that Tyra Banks doesnt want me, but the AA chick whos not a knock-out and is showing me her nipples might be down with a guy who can only afford to take her to McDonalds on their first date.
heavyprints said: I feel like I have a chance to score with AA models. I know that Tyra Banks doesnt want me, but the AA chick whos not a knock-out and is showing me her nipples might be down with a guy who can only afford to take her to McDonalds on their first date.
well said, and come on, at least take her to Arbys.
nothing says "im gonna score" like a cheddar melt
heavyprints said: I feel like I have a chance to score with AA models. I know that Tyra Banks doesnt want me, but the AA chick whos not a knock-out and is showing me her nipples might be down with a guy who can only afford to take her to McDonalds on their first date.
If you are masturbating/fantasizing (mann this is sooo not something I thought I would be talking about on emptees) its a fantasy anyway so you might as well go for it! If you want to see average girls boobs there is always the outside world! Go talk to a pretty girl! Not all of them are crazy...but most are....which is why i dont date them!
ps-Tyra banks is crazy now anyways so you dont want her!
Randomentity said: good call beth.
anything you recommend?
Victorias Secret is always a classic but if you want to see nips then just go for the suicide girls/Gods Girls
heavyprints said: If someone had told me that I would get masturbation tips from a lady today, Id have called them a liar. Emptees is the best thing ever.
Yeaaa this happens more often than I would like in my life! I should be like the modern (and hotter/younger) Dr Ruth! Ruth is my middle name so I guess its a sign!
heavyprints said: If someone had told me that I would get masturbation tips from a lady today, Id have called them a liar. Emptees is the best thing ever.
lmao, yeah, yeah it is.
notice my screen printing supplies post still has no comments
beth said:
Randomentity said: good call beth.
anything you recommend?
Victorias Secret is always a classic but if you want to see nips then just go for the suicide girls/Gods Girls
i dont support SG due to their horrible new business practices. Gods Girls is alright though.
PS: Why do the AA models always look like they take their pictures in a really cold room? They just look like theyre freezing and trying not to look like it to me.
heavyprints said: Haha. Today on Dr. Beth-Ruth: Masturbational-Self-Esteem. As long as it is in your imagination she cant turn you down! Aim high!
You would have to keep her accent, though.
I like the way you think!! I see my true calling in life!!! Sexpert Bethy!
She looks like that girl in high school. You know, the one in your art class who was always drawing Robert Smith pictures and talking about the deep meaning in Bush songs.
heavyprints said: I feel like I have a chance to score with AA models. I know that Tyra Banks doesnt want me, but the AA chick whos not a knock-out and is showing me her nipples might be down with a guy who can only afford to take her to McDonalds on their first date.
Point and case....
perfectevolution said: how bout this one?
heavyprints said: They are going to start charging Jimmy a subscription fee.
beth said:
Victorias Secret is always a classic but if you want to see nips then just go for the suicide girls/Gods Girls
Xochielt, one of the AA models, is a Gods Girl of the same name. Before that she was the namesake of the porn site Trixie Teen.
AA has no qualms about hiring ex-porn stars. i.e:
AA model Britney used to be involved in porn as Charlotte Stokely.
AA model Jillian had the porn name of Faye Valentine.
Based on those examples and the way some of the models pose for their photo-shoots, Im assuming there are others too.
beth said:
Victorias Secret is always a classic but if you want to see nips then just go for the suicide girls/Gods Girls
Xochielt, one of the AA models, is a Gods Girl of the same name. Before that she was the namesake of the porn site Trixie Teen.
AA has no qualms about hiring ex-porn stars. i.e:
AA model Britney used to be involved in porn as Charlotte Stokely.
AA model Jillian had the porn name of Faye Valentine.
Based on those examples and the way some of the models pose for their photo-shoots, Im assuming there are others too.
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a killer wombat said 8 months ago
cause hes got a killer mustache
Cole said 8 months ago
http://emptees.com/posts/572-mustache-man
Randomentity said 8 months ago
beat me to it
i was actually re-reading it, nonsense.
Randomentity said 8 months ago
wow, i just noticed this

niiiiiipples, why am i looking at intimates tops on AA, you ask?
i have no idea.
Mr.Stan Geek said 8 months ago
nice top is it on sale lol
Jon Kruse said 8 months ago
why not.
beth said 8 months ago
Because AA models arent that attractive and you can find better boobs on victoria Secret
Randomentity said 8 months ago
good call beth.
anything you recommend?
theknifefits said 8 months ago
AA stores pictures on the wall might as well be porn with girls-next-door. so awesome, yet makes you wonder..
heavyprints said 8 months ago
I feel like I have a chance to score with AA models. I know that Tyra Banks doesnt want me, but the AA chick whos not a knock-out and is showing me her nipples might be down with a guy who can only afford to take her to McDonalds on their first date.
Randomentity said 8 months ago
well said, and come on, at least take her to Arbys.
nothing says "im gonna score" like a cheddar melt
heavyprints said 8 months ago
Dollar menu love.
beth said 8 months ago
If you are masturbating/fantasizing (mann this is sooo not something I thought I would be talking about on emptees) its a fantasy anyway so you might as well go for it! If you want to see average girls boobs there is always the outside world! Go talk to a pretty girl! Not all of them are crazy...but most are....which is why i dont date them!
ps-Tyra banks is crazy now anyways so you dont want her!
Victorias Secret is always a classic but if you want to see nips then just go for the suicide girls/Gods Girls
heavyprints said 8 months ago
If someone had told me that I would get masturbation tips from a lady today, Id have called them a liar. Emptees is the best thing ever.
beth said 8 months ago
Yeaaa this happens more often than I would like in my life! I should be like the modern (and hotter/younger) Dr Ruth! Ruth is my middle name so I guess its a sign!
Randomentity said 8 months ago
lmao, yeah, yeah it is.
notice my screen printing supplies post still has no comments
i dont support SG due to their horrible new business practices. Gods Girls is alright though.
heavyprints said 8 months ago
Haha. Today on Dr. Beth-Ruth: Masturbational-Self-Esteem. As long as it is in your imagination she cant turn you down! Aim high!
You would have to keep her accent, though.
jimmyheartcore said 8 months ago
The hottest AA model Ive never seen before.
heavyprints said 8 months ago
OMGWTFBBQ (not at the deletion. at the picture)
PS: Why do the AA models always look like they take their pictures in a really cold room? They just look like theyre freezing and trying not to look like it to me.
Randomentity said 8 months ago
fair enough, sorry bout that.
AND THAT MAKES UP FOR IT OMG
a little tan though.
jimmyheartcore said 8 months ago
This one is also super hot. My favorite of the current AA models/employees. Whatever they are.
Randomentity said 8 months ago
she needs some tweezing on those eyebrows.
they really should invest in a make-up artist. just saying....
jimmyheartcore said 8 months ago
Dude the thick eyebrows thing is hot as long as the girl is hot!
Look at Brooke Shields.
justgeoff said 8 months ago
Amen.
AA models always look like they need a meal.
Randomentity said 8 months ago
fair enough
is that the same girl? cuz shes pretty smokin.
jimmyheartcore said 8 months ago
That is the same girl.
So hot!
Randomentity said 8 months ago
also a fan of this girl. shes just so....so....every girl i didnt get to sleep with in high school...
beth said 8 months ago
I like the way you think!! I see my true calling in life!!! Sexpert Bethy!
hideouscarwreck said 8 months ago
he will always have my heart

hideouscarwreck said 8 months ago
wait no, i think i like this one better
the whole guys wearing deep v-necks thing really does it for me.
Truman325i said 8 months ago
The AA website is like a easter egg hunt for soft core porn.
andrE w. said 8 months ago
haha or a really easy wheres waldo
perfectevolution said 8 months ago
why did my title and post get changed? j/w
heavyprints said 8 months ago
We rebuilt it. We made it better...faster...stronger..
We also gave it boobs.
Randomentity said 8 months ago
it went off topic
collisiontheory said 8 months ago
haha shes the girl with the thick eyebrows.
perfectevolution said 8 months ago
how bout this one?

Kolby said 8 months ago
+1
KidneyLeans said 8 months ago
yeah its all cause of that stache
justgeoff said 8 months ago
She looks like that girl in high school. You know, the one in your art class who was always drawing Robert Smith pictures and talking about the deep meaning in Bush songs.
Kevin Doom said 8 months ago
+ seven million and four
Racist! Haha, j/k
Randomentity said about 1 month ago
bringin back 7 month old threads, represent!
William. said about 1 month ago
hahaha
I guess this is the kindling you suggested
godsloadedsociety said about 1 month ago
i used to work with this girl at AA in Toronto, the Queen street store to be exact. shes a babe for sure
"Crazy" Mike said about 1 month ago
Oddly I like this one for some reason . . .
Shifted Image said about 1 month ago
Its the glasses they are so hot.
MICHAEL SHANTZ said about 1 month ago
i totally know this girl !!!! shes so sweet, lets hope she dosnt get destroyed by AA
"Crazy" Mike said about 1 month ago
I like this one as well . . . good find!
jaynajaynajayna said about 1 month ago
http://americanapparel.net/gallery/photocollections/models/misc/019
...yeah!!
jimmyheartcore said about 1 month ago
heythequickness said about 1 month ago
What the fuck man. I have a raging boner.
heavyprints said about 1 month ago
They are going to start charging Jimmy a subscription fee.
jelly said about 1 month ago
Point and case....
HAHAHA
tylerceerius said about 1 month ago
total sausage fest going on right now.. wtf
Quest said about 1 month ago
lololol
4Sevens said about 1 month ago
Xochielt, one of the AA models, is a Gods Girl of the same name. Before that she was the namesake of the porn site Trixie Teen.
AA has no qualms about hiring ex-porn stars. i.e:
AA model Britney used to be involved in porn as Charlotte Stokely.
AA model Jillian had the porn name of Faye Valentine.
Based on those examples and the way some of the models pose for their photo-shoots, Im assuming there are others too.
4Sevens said about 1 month ago
On an unrelated note, why cant I ever see any of the pictures that are posted from grabup? Am I the only one who has this issue?
Backfire said about 1 month ago
Dude im worried, how do you know all this haha?
LitoQ said about 1 month ago
SWORD FIGHT!!!!!!!!