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  <body>is terrible.

dont even bother going to see it.

the killings are lame, and theres to many asian &amp; black jokes cracked through out the movie.

overall not enough blood. woo

/piss party</body>
  <commented-at type="datetime">2009-02-16T05:57:20-05:00</commented-at>
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  <title>The New Friday the 13th</title>
  <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-21T03:24:05-05:00</updated-at>
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      <body>I expected it'd be balls but I was hoping to be surprised :(

At least I'm not disappointed too many people trying to make a buck off the same dude these days.</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;scapyyy said:&lt;/cite&gt;the killings are lame, and theres to many asian &amp; black jokes cracked through out the movie.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

2 black jokes? I dont remember any asian jokes... 

Killings weren't that good but overall I really enjoyed it.
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      <body>I thought some of the killing were pretty sweet. The dialogue was the weakest point. It's one of the better slasher movies I've seen in quite some time.</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2009-02-14T17:12:37-05:00</created-at>
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      <body>I loved how Jason was clever in it, the bear trap, the place where he lived with the bells, loved it.</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2009-02-14T17:29:36-05:00</created-at>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Acid said:&lt;/cite&gt; I loved how Jason was clever in it, the bear trap, the place where he lived with the bells, loved it.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

that and how he used some of the people to get the others.&lt;spoiler&gt;like the sleeping bag/fire killing and the axe in the back&lt;/spoiler&gt;</body>
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      <body>&lt;spoiler&gt;Yea I was definately surprised how gruesome that bit with the sleeping bag was... never thought Jason was that cruel.&lt;/spoiler&gt;</body>
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      <created-at type="datetime">2009-02-14T18:17:53-05:00</created-at>
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      <body>I thought it was great. I liked how they made him more human. 
&lt;spoiler&gt;The bells and traps were great. And that girls boobs were indeed "stupendous". &lt;/spoiler&gt;

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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;nomhak said:&lt;/cite&gt; I expected it'd be balls but I was hoping to be surprised :(

At least I'm not disappointed too many people trying to make a buck off the same dude these days.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Like Tim Burton? My god..</body>
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      <body>I thought it was pretty good. I totally enjoyed it. I especially laughed hard when &lt;spoiler&gt;the dude bitch screamed when the chick's body was thrown onto the car&lt;/spoiler&gt;
and the asian and black jokes were hella funny. It's a slasher movie for God's sake, it's not Shakespeare. Best killing was &lt;spoiler&gt;when Willa Ford got the Machete to the head while she was under the dock and when her BF took an arrow to the head.&lt;/spoiler&gt;</body>
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      <body>i loved this movie</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;milkmedia said:&lt;/cite&gt; I thought it was great. I liked how they made him more human. 
&lt;spoiler&gt;The bells and traps were great. And that girls boobs were indeed "stupendous". &lt;/spoiler&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;spoiler&gt;yes, yes they were, for fakes.&lt;/spoiler&gt;
i thought it was awesome.
I just consider it just another Jason movie, not a re-imagining or re-make.
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      <body>theyre was so much i didnt like
so many flaws

jason was disfigured and retarded, didnt know he was a boy scout with an amazing imagination

i felt liked i watched this movie before. it just didnt make any sense.

i did like most of it, I was entertained so im torn between my decision on how I feel</body>
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      <body>It waaass OK. Just ok. I went with my girlfriend, and she hadn't ever seen a friday the 13th, or even know why Jason was killing etc..and the 10 minute intro that barely scratched on the mythos of Jason and why he was killing, was really bad..and take away your knowledge of what he is doing and why, and you have a bad film....so for me, it was nice to see Jason back again, and i liked how they sort of wrapped up the first three originals in one, but there was NO backstory for people who don't know what its about. And if its a reboot to the series, that was a realllly bad way of introducing the character.

5/10 (4 of those because i freaking love Jason, and the other one for when the guy in the tool shed hands jason the hockey stick cos it completes his outfit.)

Lot of boobs in that film too..actually the machete in the head + boobs in the water was a..funny scene. And also, when did he learn to use a bow and arrow so well?</body>
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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;Randomentity said:&lt;/cite&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;milkmedia said:&lt;/cite&gt; I thought it was great. I liked how they made him more human. 
&lt;spoiler&gt;The bells and traps were great. And that girls boobs were indeed "stupendous". &lt;/spoiler&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;spoiler&gt;yes, yes they were, for fakes.&lt;/spoiler&gt;
i thought it was awesome.
I just consider it just another Jason movie, not a re-imagining or re-make.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

But it's not just another jason movie, that would be Friday the 13th part XI:Jason Goes to Europe

it is a remake/re-imagining..and that is why it gets a FAIL/10

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      <body>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;cite&gt;raquin said:&lt;/cite&gt; I thought it was pretty good. I totally enjoyed it. I especially laughed hard when &lt;spoiler&gt;the dude bitch screamed when the chick's body was thrown onto the car&lt;/spoiler&gt;
and the asian and black jokes were hella funny. It's a slasher movie for God's sake, it's not Shakespeare. Best killing was &lt;spoiler&gt;when Willa Ford got the Machete to the head while she was under the dock and when her BF took an arrow to the head.&lt;/spoiler&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

The girly scream made my day.</body>
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